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Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Jokes aside, I would be inconsolably devastated if I found out my family was British.

I've woken up in cold sweats about this. Dreams that my mother was low key poisoning my family by mixing in Yorkshire puddings into our meatloaf. Eventually it would take hold and make all of us British. A chilling thought.

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Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
yorkshire pudding is good

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018
But it leads to Britishness. It’s a gateway pudding.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
Describe in single words only the good foods that come into your mind about your mother.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/vandroidhelsing/status/1486807839263756289?t=mUVzpQSCcI3M3OfMYCpKnQ&s=19

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

As an Italian it is okay to be racist against us because we're all so good looking.


Don't ask why unless you want to think about some uncomfortable ideas about the Roman empire

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Oh every country that hosted a precolonial empire claims that one.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Robobot posted:

But it leads to Britishness. It’s a gateway pudding.

It starts with Yorkshire pudding, then before you know it, you're eating Toad in the Hole, then you're following your bacon baps with Scotch eggs and someone gets you to try Bubble and Squeak, which leads to Spotted Dick and maybe Eton Mess, when you have the cash.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Elissimpark posted:

It starts with Yorkshire pudding, then before you know it, you're eating Toad in the Hole, then you're following your bacon baps with Scotch eggs and someone gets you to try Bubble and Squeak, which leads to Spotted Dick and maybe Eton Mess, when you have the cash.

Part me is like "you gotta be making this poo poo up" but drat if I wouldn't try Toad in the Hole after checking it out.

Too bad sausage gives me Hulk-like shits.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

crime fighting hog posted:

Too bad sausage gives me Hulk-like shits.

Explain

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

Elissimpark posted:

It starts with Yorkshire pudding, then before you know it, you're eating Toad in the Hole, then you're following your bacon baps with Scotch eggs and someone gets you to try Bubble and Squeak, which leads to Spotted Dick and maybe Eton Mess, when you have the cash.

Maybe I am way off-base here, but wouldn't Scotch eggs lead one to becoming Scottish, not British?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

mercenarynuker posted:

Maybe I am way off-base here, but wouldn't Scotch eggs lead one to becoming Scottish, not British?

Scotch egg was actually invented in London.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

I boof the sausage, Jerry.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

mercenarynuker posted:

Maybe I am way off-base here, but wouldn't Scotch eggs lead one to becoming Scottish, not British?

You may be shocked to learn this but Scotland is Britain.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

crime fighting hog posted:

Part me is like "you gotta be making this poo poo up" but drat if I wouldn't try Toad in the Hole after checking it out.

Too bad sausage gives me Hulk-like shits.

I recommend St Felicity's Toad in the Hole batter, if you're going to try it. You can just make the Yorkshire pudding bit by itself if you want, it's pretty good.

I will admit that both my parents are poms, so TECHNICALLY, you could say I'm British, so my advice may be tainted.

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!

Baron von Eevl posted:

You may be shocked to learn this but Scotland is Britain.

so is france which feels weird (well, part of france)

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

mercenarynuker posted:

Maybe I am way off-base here, but wouldn't Scotch eggs lead one to becoming Scottish, not British?

Sorry for double post, but feel free to tell a Scottish person that they're Scotch. The results may surprise you!

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
dont forget to order irish carbombs anywhere on the isles

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Elissimpark posted:

It starts with Yorkshire pudding, then before you know it, you're eating Toad in the Hole, then you're following your bacon baps with Scotch eggs and someone gets you to try Bubble and Squeak, which leads to Spotted Dick and maybe Eton Mess, when you have the cash.

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Anyone need an air freshener?

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Tree Bucket posted:

Describe in single words only the good foods that come into your mind about your mother.

Next thing you know, you're gargling Marmite straight out of the tube

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

Baron von Eevl posted:

You may be shocked to learn this but Scotland is Britain.

poo poo, I got Britain and England mixed up

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

An intolerance to digesting sulphites sucks :sigh:.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Neddy Seagoon posted:

An intolerance to digesting sulphites sucks :sigh:.

No I mean explain the poops

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Paladinus posted:

Scotch egg was actually invented in London.

I've never had worse stomach issues in my life than scotch eggs.


nightmare fuel

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Elissimpark posted:

It starts with Yorkshire pudding, then before you know it, you're eating Toad in the Hole, then you're following your bacon baps with Scotch eggs and someone gets you to try Bubble and Squeak, which leads to Spotted Dick and maybe Eton Mess, when you have the cash.

Every night, you're eating a smack barm pey wet

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

kiimo posted:

I've never had worse stomach issues in my life than scotch eggs.


nightmare fuel

It's meat and egg. Check your stomach or something.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Philippe posted:

Every night, you're eating a smack barm pey wet

It's no battered sav but I wouldn't say no.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Hell, I thought an Eton Mess was the British Government.

Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

Fabricati diem, pvnc.

gleebster posted:

Hell, I thought an Eton Mess was the British Government.

Eyyyyy

Tragic actually :(

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

mercenarynuker posted:

poo poo, I got Britain and England mixed up

This is a sign of being english, op.

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

Elissimpark posted:

It's no battered sav but I wouldn't say no.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjt36D2k55g&t=211s

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

Elissimpark posted:

Bubble and Squeak

And here I was thinking this was just something Terry Pratchett had made up.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Scottish food

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



every time i see that smack barm pey wet video i wanna try it

it just looks good to me, for some absurd reason

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost

Carthag Tuek posted:

every time i see that smack barm pey wet video i wanna try it

it just looks good to me, for some absurd reason

We used to call a battered potato slice a scollop when I was growing up, and I can confirm they're amazing. They'd be way too bland in a bun, though.

oldmandon
Feb 10, 2004

OMG! It's OMD!

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

*using a narrow definition of lynching that ignores Black and Asian people
In 1862, Abraham Lincoln ordered the mass-hanging of 38 Native Americans.

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

Don't you threaten me with a good time.

BooDooBoo
Jul 14, 2005

That makes no sense to me at all.


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Whybird posted:

We used to call a battered potato slice a scollop when I was growing up, and I can confirm they're amazing. They'd be way too bland in a bun, though.

A "bun" is not a "barm", a buttered barm with a hot battered potato fritter is a thing of wonder.

Drown it in vinegar and pea gravy, its gonna be niiiiiiice

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BooDooBoo
Jul 14, 2005

That makes no sense to me at all.


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spookykid posted:

Don't you threaten me with a good time.

Scotland are not shy about the awesomeness of battering and deep frying anything.

It's what made that Magnet in Fast 9 unbelievable, that thing should have keen ripping pacemakers out of Granpatents all over Edinburgh!

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