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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Grittybeard posted:

How many people have done retirement tours in the NFL out of curiosity?

It seems a lot easier to do in other sports where you don't get hit a lot.

Ray Lewis most famously. Peyton didn’t technically do it but everyone knew it.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Grittybeard posted:

How many people have done retirement tours in the NFL out of curiosity?

It seems a lot easier to do in other sports where you don't get hit a lot.

Sounds like anti-motivation for an offensive lineman quite honestly.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







I guess the refs would have to try to protect him.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

So many dweebs falling over themselves to prove why Tom isn't the best to ever do it, doing everything in their power to go against what their brains eyes and heart are telling them. Accept Tom Brady into your life before he becomes President

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

sweet thursday posted:

So many dweebs falling over themselves to prove why Tom isn't the best to ever do it, doing everything in their power to go against what their brains eyes and heart are telling them. Accept Tom Brady into your life before he becomes President

Brady will show no mercy to those who don’t.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/david_j_roth/status/1487563713590796289

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Quiet Feet posted:

Late but congrats to SA2K in the fluffy Herb.

Thank you! I am excited for him to get here



:D

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

a neat cape posted:

Thank you! I am excited for him to get here



:D

I'd say this is fire but it's actually way hotter than fire make sure it doesn't burn off your skin

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

https://twitter.com/IAmJamesStewart/status/1487549704560943105

Now THIS is dumb because Brady’s entire net worth would buy you 1/10 of the least valuable NFL team.

It’s the Bills btw

Giselle will throw in a significant amount of capital

Fire Safety Doug
Sep 3, 2006

99 % caffeine free is 99 % not my kinda thing
Honestly, when one guy has more championships than any franchise in the entire history of the league, has broken almost every record there is and had success with two different teams, it’s hard to see anyone else as the GOAT, even if there were other guys more gifted than him, even if wouldn’t have made it in the 1930s against Boomin’ Beauregard Hetherington’s notorious D-line, and even if he kisses his son on the mouth and shills awful products.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
This tracks because all of his already lovely NFTs are a bunch of combine poo poo, his college resume, and pictures of himself that look like those holographic bookarks. He co-founded Autograph after all.

https://twitter.com/david_j_roth/status/1487563713590796289

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Nothing before 1998 matters anyway

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I guess this is the latest on everything?

https://twitter.com/Weesesports/status/1487564833251803140

sponges
Sep 15, 2011

None of those old timey QBs would make it todays NFL. It works both ways

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

sponges posted:

None of those old timey QBs would make it todays NFL. It works both ways

https://twitter.com/pff_seth/status/1314611267965984770

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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pasaluki posted:

I'd say this is fire but it's actually way hotter than fire make sure it doesn't burn off your skin

Would you say it’s white hot?

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Ornery and Hornery posted:

Montana, Peyton, and Marino were all vastly superior nfl QBs.

Brady had the good fortune to be with the best and cheatingest coach for the majority of his career. When Brady left NE he went to the team with by far the most supporting roster talent, on O and on D, and still couldn’t win the NFC S.

Brady was a good QB but his most valuable trait was being lucky as gently caress. He throws numerous picks in the 2020 NFC Champ game and it doesn’t matter. He faces the chiefs in the SB when all the chiefs are injured or have career-worst performances.

I loving hate how lucky Brady was.

Count the rings (two of which were gifted to him by completely fraudulent opponents, and two more by historic-level gently caress-ups)

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Tom Brady is the patron saint of the forward pass. Therefore, he's the most villainous person ever to play.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

My new favorite theory

https://twitter.com/LoechnerNFL/status/1487536276630908928?s=20&t=NoMW3Cm9lEM6dXRcvFE6gw

Dog Faced JoJo
Oct 15, 2004

Woof Woof

Brady just texted Aaron "And that's how you do it dumbass"

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Step 1: Brady self leaks that he's retiring, knowing it will be reported
Step 2: Brady does not actually retire because "look at all these people thinking I can't keep playing!!!"
Step 3a: Brady gets injured and "retires for his family"
Step 3b: Brady gets eliminated in the playoffs and retires "while he's still able to play and preserve his legacy"
Step 3c: Brady wins Super Bowl and retires because "I'm on top and gently caress you Peyton"

Alternatively, it's all crypto bullshit.

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.


Brady a sociopath 100% confirmed.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land





This would rule so hard

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
Hell it doesn’t even need to be revenge for anything in particular, doing a drastic pwn of the entire nfl stenographer group just because you feel like it and they deserve it is entirely reasonable

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I mean the fact he isn’t denying he’s retiring just that he hasn’t made a decision yet pretty much comfirms they hosed up his timetable

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

I’m not sure how it’s really owning reporters by credibly leaking your own personal intentions and then being like “ha, I was lying all alone and you fell for it, you morons!”

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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CharlestheHammer posted:

I mean the fact he isn’t denying he’s retiring just that he hasn’t made a decision yet pretty much comfirms they hosed up his timetable

I've already mourned, it's time to move past this and heal.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

YOLOsubmarine posted:

I’m not sure how it’s really owning reporters by credibly leaking your own personal intentions and then being like “ha, I was lying all alone and you fell for it, you morons!”

Gotta get that chip on your shoulder somehow.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
lmao that Brady probably bought an ad spot in the Super Bowl for some lavish self masturbatory retirement video and Schefter just tweeted it out.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
They eventually got around to it, I figured it was going to be called live.

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1487541012235001856

A penalty wouldn't have mattered either way as it turns out.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

MJeff posted:

lmao that Brady probably bought an ad spot in the Super Bowl for some lavish self masturbatory retirement video and Schefter just tweeted it out.

This will totally happen, but it will be through one of the larger companies that pay him. He will absolutely retire through some super dramatic, over the top half time commercial.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Grittybeard posted:

They eventually got around to it, I figured it was going to be called live.

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1487541012235001856

A penalty wouldn't have mattered either way as it turns out.

So it should've been taunting, I thought so.

Taunting should be banned though.

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

Grittybeard posted:

They eventually got around to it, I figured it was going to be called live.

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1487541012235001856

A penalty wouldn't have mattered either way as it turns out.
It's funny how much more the NFL cares about that than raping and/or beating women.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Lance of Llanwyln posted:

It's funny how much more the NFL cares about that than raping and/or beating women.

He taunted a dude in front of him with an angle on him, he's so fun if you ignore absolutely everything about his history.

I can't really do this, but...I see how it's tempting.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Lance of Llanwyln posted:

It's funny how much more the NFL cares about that than raping and/or beating women.

The NFL only cares about what happens on the field, so if Hill ran for a touchdown and punched a cheerleader in the face to celebrate, they'd :flag: him.

Now if he punched the same cheerleader at some random bar and there isn't any hard video evidence to corroborate this… maybe a one game suspension at max.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Grittybeard posted:

They eventually got around to it, I figured it was going to be called live.

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1487541012235001856

A penalty wouldn't have mattered either way as it turns out.

Would the foul have been added onto the kickoff or whatever?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Would the foul have been added onto the kickoff or whatever?

Yeah it would have helped the Chiefs probably the way things turned out. Make the Bills score quicker, etc.

I actually haven't ever seen anyone put it on the extra point, which isn't the worst idea in the world and I think you can do that?

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I legit thought taunting only applied between plays.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
News:
https://twitter.com/andrewmarchand/status/1487555968753885185?s=21

Views:
Brady going to play another year out of pure spite.

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I mean there’s nothing to gain by backing down now. If Brady changes his mind well then that’s a NEW story.

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