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Your own. Personal. Cheeses.
Someone to hear your gruyeres, someone who pairs
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- Adbot
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May 24, 2024 21:19
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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Your own. Personal. Cheeses.
i sing this for personal pizzas when we make them at home
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Jan 27, 2022 23:10
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- Popputan
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Mahou Shoujo brainrot syndrome. It's terminal.
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i once pitched this idea to a buncha bigwigs to help my startup in investing in 'flosscoin.' it;s like bitcoin except you earn it by brushing your teeth at least twice a day. Now I Won't go into the logistics of it but this is pretty sweet stuff check it out
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Jan 27, 2022 23:36
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- Abugadu
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1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
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Jason Bourne, except it's Jason Porn. That's as far as I got.
e: The Porn Identity one might say even.
e2: By the makers of the Gaytrix.
confusion over this resulted in a very bizarre incident irl between one of my old friends (at the time, a Mormon and a giant rube about the world) and a gay Filipino dude hanging out in his apartment's pool.
This happened 14 years ago, but we still cackle like witches whenever one of us says "soooo, you like to watch the, uh, Bourne movies?"
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Jan 28, 2022 00:05
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- Jestery
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Not a Dickman, just a shape
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A "the big short" style.porno parody called "pump and dump"
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Jan 28, 2022 01:37
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A man wakes up on a fishing boat with no memories and an almost supernatural ability to suck dick. Surmising that he might be a porn star he spens his days pouring through clips sites searching for the clue that might unlock his past.
The Porn Identity.
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Jan 28, 2022 03:42
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- Finger Prince
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A man wakes up on a fishing boat with no memories and an almost supernatural ability to suck dick. Surmising that he might be a porn star he spens his days pouring through clips sites searching for the clue that might unlock his past.
The Porn Identity.
He was part of a secret government agency codenamed "Headbone" that recruited twinks such as himself to infiltrate and assassinate enemies of the state. Oh wait that's Red Sparrow.
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Jan 28, 2022 04:19
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Sissy Hypno porn with subliminal asassin training messages planted in it.
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Jan 28, 2022 05:39
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- Finger Prince
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Sissy Hypno porn with subliminal asassin training messages planted in it.
Pivotal scene where a hooded prisoner is tied to a chair and Porn's handler orders him to nut on the guy's face.
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Jan 28, 2022 05:57
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- Jestery
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Not a Dickman, just a shape
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His activation code phase is "surely there's some other way I can pay"
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Jan 28, 2022 13:37
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A man wakes up on a fishing boat with no memories and an almost supernatural ability to suck dick. Surmising that he might be a porn star he spens his days pouring through clips sites searching for the clue that might unlock his past.
The Porn Identity.
No sorry I don't think this jives. I've seen a cocksucker or two in my days and the best of them can have you shot web within milliseconds, almost telekinetically.
You have to be really effing bad at cock sucking to have a career in porn. You gotta give the camera guy some time to get the angles in. No time for that refractory period bullshit in the business. They'll be like god dammit kevin alright everybody take five, kevin see me in the office now
No, strapping bimboids with a gnarly mouth and little to no motor skills is where it's at
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Jan 28, 2022 20:36
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- Bacon Taco
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
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Someone to hear your gruyeres, someone who pairs
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Jan 28, 2022 20:37
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- Finger Prince
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Those who study history are doomed to watch others repeat it.
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Jan 28, 2022 23:29
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Quail fucker. It's an insult.
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Jan 29, 2022 11:25
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- ToxicFrog
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Language pairings
Like wine pairings, but pairing different languages with different works, ideally in incredibly stupid ways
"While The Cyberiad originates in Poland, I find that reading it in French helps to bring out the subtle undertones of the protagonists' complete dumbassery"
"Yes, Russian and to a lesser extent English are the conventional pairings for Crime and Punishment, but you haven't really experienced it until you've had it with Esperanto"
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Jan 30, 2022 00:13
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- NumptyScrub
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damn it I think the mirrors broken >˙.(
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Ocean's 14: The gang breaks into the Louvre to steal over 250 bitcoins worth of priceless NFTs.
The hackers only move is "right-click -> save as" for the whole film
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Jan 30, 2022 01:45
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- Jestery
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Not a Dickman, just a shape
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Language pairings
Like wine pairings, but pairing different languages with different works, ideally in incredibly stupid ways
"While The Cyberiad originates in Poland, I find that reading it in French helps to bring out the subtle undertones of the protagonists' complete dumbassery"
"Yes, Russian and to a lesser extent English are the conventional pairings for Crime and Punishment, but you haven't really experienced it until you've had it with Esperanto"
I mean, this does kinda exist
Harry Potter for example, is so full of English accents and puns that it basically needs to be read in English
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Jan 30, 2022 02:34
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Thus Spake Zarathustra is best read in the original Klingon.
e: The Klingons killed their gods lol so this fits and I totally meant that when I wrote that down, honest.
Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 04:13 on Jan 30, 2022
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Jan 30, 2022 04:09
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- deep dish peat moss
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Invading aliens writing poems to mankind about the upcoming invasion
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Jan 30, 2022 07:27
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- deep dish peat moss
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Jan 30, 2022 07:28
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Handwritten typos
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Jan 30, 2022 07:40
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- Trying
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Dungeons & Dragons: Method Acting Edition
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Jan 30, 2022 12:30
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The hackers only move is "right-click -> save as" for the whole film
The rest of the film is the usual seventeen layers of debauchery and fake underhanded backbiting and plotting for 3h17m34s leading up to that right-click punchline *doop* daa rata tataa theee eeend :trollface:
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Jan 30, 2022 13:12
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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"Those quail fuckers stole my NFTs" the owner shouted.
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Jan 30, 2022 14:02
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- ToxicFrog
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I mean, this does kinda exist
Harry Potter for example, is so full of English accents and puns that it basically needs to be read in English
Right, but I mean, to properly get the wine language pairing experience you need a supercilious man with a moustache that looks like a drowned rat telling you that while English may be the common pairing, you can't really get the true harry potter experience except by reading it in Sindarin (with a seasoning of Klingon for the spells), which costs $68/sentence.
(Also, I'm not so sure; I would have thought the same thing about The Cyberiad, which is cover-to-cover wordplay, but the English translation of it is a masterwork.)
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Jan 30, 2022 15:16
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- Karate Bastard
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Plus you'll get the loving weirdo nerd boys who'll douse everything including breakfast cereal in IPA
"Älää härve Weasley" sanoi Harry Potter.
Yeah baby that's where it's at baby
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Jan 30, 2022 15:49
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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"Johnny, do you like games about gladiators? Have you ever seen a grown man gaming? Ever been to a Turkish game stop?"
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Jan 30, 2022 17:34
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Sex Magazine. It was founded in the 60s and was provacative and anti-establishment but then as the decades past it fell behind the times and is now prudish in a rip van winkle kind of way.
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Jan 30, 2022 18:55
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Dungeons & Dragons: Method Acting Edition
This is what they warned us about in the 80's. 
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Jan 30, 2022 19:34
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A person is trying to convince himself that the blatant crime he's planning to commit technically isn't a crime but he's only fooling himself.
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Jan 31, 2022 05:42
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A pornstar whose name is a play on Mao Zedong.
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Jan 31, 2022 06:46
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A kind little mouse!
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A pornstar whose name is a play on Mao Zedong.
mae zebezongas?
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Feb 1, 2022 04:50
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- deep dish peat moss
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Hitting your counterfeit money with a mallet because you were told it's not legal tender.
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Feb 2, 2022 04:32
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Competitive mourners.
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Feb 2, 2022 10:39
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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How high does your charisma stat have to be before Death starts hitting on you when you get KO'd?
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May 24, 2024 21:19
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Russia's top rated TV show: Boris Vasarion's Comedy Gulag.
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