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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

Annoyed Newcastle haven't made a mental signing yet.

you'd have thought we'd be linked with all the poo poo liverpool former youth players who've never played really

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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:

How is Betancur so cheap?

Because he’s poo poo

Seriously, it really looks like Paratici is out here working for Juventus still because 70 million for him and Kulusevski is obscene.

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

https://twitter.com/David_Ornstein/status/1487790195525267462?t=RrCp2wyIGV0EFmPi8c8Ylw&s=19


Honestly this is a joke, getting Auba off the books would be great but lmao we've gutted the squad with no replacements

Reprisal
Jul 20, 2001

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

https://twitter.com/David_Ornstein/status/1487790195525267462?t=RrCp2wyIGV0EFmPi8c8Ylw&s=19


Honestly this is a joke, getting Auba off the books would be great but lmao we've gutted the squad with no replacements

Arsenal’s strategy of “get the gently caress out” is admirable imho

Reprisal
Jul 20, 2001

TheRat posted:

I'm still angry that Henderson got long covid and De Gea regained his spot. Henderson has so much more to offer in the modern game

long covid is a myth, Henderson wasn’t good enough and it was obvious

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
liverpool are going full wolves

https://twitter.com/thisisanfield/status/1487804092973993985?s=21

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe

man this seems like one hell of a deal. i've only really seen him for uruguay but he stood out there, and he's only 24? am i missing something here?

abuse culture.
Sep 8, 2004

bewbies posted:

man this seems like one hell of a deal. i've only really seen him for uruguay but he stood out there, and he's only 24? am i missing something here?

He’s loving dogshit and so is kulusevski

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Reprisal posted:

long covid is a myth, Henderson wasn’t good enough and it was obvious

lol, ok

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Glad we signed Diaz, always rated him, the new Pele I've always said

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

https://twitter.com/David_Ornstein/status/1487790195525267462?t=RrCp2wyIGV0EFmPi8c8Ylw&s=19


Honestly this is a joke, getting Auba off the books would be great but lmao we've gutted the squad with no replacements

It’s really incredible OP. I’ve never seen a team decide that they’re just going to have their squad be smaller than what’s generally accepted to be passable for half a season, and particularly when they’re only 2 points off 4th.

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician
Much needed and a done deal
https://twitter.com/NUFC/status/1487817981392560128

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/samuelluckhurst/status/1487833040852340739?s=21

lmao

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

abuse culture. posted:

He’s loving dogshit and so is kulusevski

Yeah it’s seriously this. I don’t understand how spurs fans aren’t mad about this lol.

Kulusevski might be ok under Conte but Bentancur is just not a good player.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
City have sent some kid on loan to Swansea, keep us updated Sassassin

https://twitter.com/ManCity/status/1487837029929000969

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Finley Burns is an excellent posh name

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Gigi Galli posted:

Because he’s poo poo

Seriously, it really looks like Paratici is out here working for Juventus still because 70 million for him and Kulusevski is obscene.

https://twitter.com/juventusfc/status/1397534839197343745

McFlurry Fan #1
Dec 31, 2005

He can't kill me. I'm indestructible. Everybody knows that

Gigi Galli posted:

Yeah it’s seriously this. I don’t understand how spurs fans aren’t mad about this lol.

Because we don't sign good players anymore and our strategy is either signing scraps from bigger clubs ( like these signings, see also Lucas Moura and Serge Aurier from PSG) or trying to find the bargain version of a player we actually need ( not making a proper move for Luis Diaz, signing Gedson fernandes instead of Bruno Fernandes)

Kulusevski was good at Parma who are my team in Italy so I'm quite pleased about him signing.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

blue footed boobie posted:

It’s really incredible OP. I’ve never seen a team decide that they’re just going to have their squad be smaller than what’s generally accepted to be passable for half a season, and particularly when they’re only 2 points off 4th.

Bitter laughter from E20 and points east.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

McFlurry Fan #1 posted:

Kulusevski was good at Parma who are my team in Italy so I'm quite pleased about him signing.

He was good under D’Aversa because he played to his strengths, which is using his speed and ability to turn quickly to leave his man behind on the wing. That’s what made Juve sign him.

I guess the hope here is that Conte will do the same, which he probably will because he plays a similar way.

Out of the two I think he is the better player but that is a lot of money for a “maybe we can get this to work”.

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Reprisal posted:

long covid is a myth, Henderson wasn’t good enough and it was obvious

From everything I've seen, Henderson is genuinely good enough to be United number one, and if you'd asked me at the start of the season I'd have picked him over De Gea as a long-term investment

Of course, De Gea came back in and immediately went into one of his phases where he summons the ghosts of ten Oliver Kahns and keeps clean sheets out of pure spite and death metal rage, so loaning Henderson out for now is pretty much the only option since he's too good to be on the bench

I would much prefer if we loaned him to Watford or Burnley or Norwich, though. Something about those clubs just feels like he'd do better there, even if we paid all his wages and sent him a new pair of gloves every week

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

pik_d posted:

City have sent some kid on loan to Swansea, keep us updated Sassassin

https://twitter.com/ManCity/status/1487837029929000969

It's a bit dodgy. He was signed by City for £175k when he was 13, and six months later they were fined twice that and banned from signing young players for tapping up schoolboys. The guy who was in charge of their academy at the time is now our Sporting Director. We've been constantly linked with other kids he signed there as well.

Not sure how he fits in, but unlikely to be worse than Rhys Williams. We sent one of our own young centre halves down to League Two to get games because Russell Martin plays two fullbacks in his back three and doesn't rotate much.

Reprisal
Jul 20, 2001

FullLeatherJacket posted:

From everything I've seen, Henderson is genuinely good enough to be United number one, and if you'd asked me at the start of the season I'd have picked him over De Gea as a long-term investment

Of course, De Gea came back in and immediately went into one of his phases where he summons the ghosts of ten Oliver Kahns and keeps clean sheets out of pure spite and death metal rage, so loaning Henderson out for now is pretty much the only option since he's too good to be on the bench

I would much prefer if we loaned him to Watford or Burnley or Norwich, though. Something about those clubs just feels like he'd do better there, even if we paid all his wages and sent him a new pair of gloves every week

nah my man, I liked Henderson a lot but his starts for Manchester United make clear that he doesnt have the confidence for it [yet]

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

This is hilarious

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

sticksy posted:

This is hilarious

This is even funnier

https://twitter.com/guillembalague/status/1487881406474825736?s=21

Yes, I'm sure Chelsea and Man Utd have to sell players to meet FFP to grab a Barcelona reject. Totally checks out dude.

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003


that's the good poo poo, lmao

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


every newcastle signing makes it funnier when they get relegated anyway

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i love him already just for rinsing arsenal in this

https://twitter.com/brunoog97/status/1487909247534968840

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

TheRat posted:

This is even funnier

https://twitter.com/guillembalague/status/1487881406474825736?s=21

Yes, I'm sure Chelsea and Man Utd have to sell players to meet FFP to grab a Barcelona reject. Totally checks out dude.

That is such a perfect picture selection, lol

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
I've got my orchestra standard timpani drum with 'deadline day silliness' written on it and I'm doing a big drum roll for the next 18 hours

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Jose posted:

i love him already just for rinsing arsenal in this

https://twitter.com/brunoog97/status/1487909247534968840
This is some small club mentality poo poo lol

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

the sex ghost posted:

Feel like a few of the West ham bids are probably more 'if we do finish top 4 give us a ring in the summer' which makes sense. Just wish they'd go sniff around idk wolves or Leicester

Nah, it’s just David Sullivan doing his usual poo poo. I’m expecting the “we tried” tweets at 11:01pm

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Don't know if I prefer a 'we tried' tweet or a classic Wenger 'we had a deal to sign every good player in the world when they were 17 but then we, er, didn't for some reason'

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

the sex ghost posted:

Don't know if I prefer a 'we tried' tweet or a classic Wenger 'we had a deal to sign every good player in the world when they were 17 but then we, er, didn't for some reason'

Speaking of Arsenal's teenage starlets;

https://twitter.com/LeonettiFrank/status/1488093126657036290?s=20&t=LRHWBzKQ4WQ7bXqmVPEYaw

Absolutely loving no chance, but what a coup if we got him.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/SkySports_Keith/status/1488092139909263360?t=g-McyN2VpMEcD635u_-JKA&s=19

Mick McCarthy wants to be their manager again too

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Vegetable posted:

This is some small club mentality poo poo lol

This is his personal Twitter m8

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

He's still a brilliant goal scorer, just don't know if he wants to move into punditry more than the coaching side

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/charles_watts/status/1488125033427918849

:allears:

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://twitter.com/BurnleyOfficial/status/1488104351897849856


(Massive dutch dude to replace chris wood).




https://twitter.com/BurnleyOfficial/status/1488106032001732610

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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
I remember wout weghorst stinking the place out at the euros. Excited to see him in the prem

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