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Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬
putting 𓂺 on the cockchain

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jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

Boxturret posted:

no it wasn't bytes, it was individual bits, a single computer would just be asked, 1 or 0, and then it would all be combined together to form perfect blockchain generated code

Love to have my Notepad need to make calls to a 340+GB Blockchain to function

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

gschmidl posted:

Hmm. Whoso owns that glyph will abhor my utilization of that facility.

:golfclap:

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Also abhorrent:

https://twitter.com/web3isgreat/status/1487597473765994499

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
lol
https://twitter.com/qubitfin/status/1487436814613098496

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


we know you can easily get away with several times more with no issue but please consider giving it back pwease

coelomate
Oct 21, 2020


look code was law

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
you'd be an absolute fool to accept that when bitcoiners have been shown to happily accept "haircuts" in excess of 40%

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


coelomate posted:

look code was law

Hammurabi sighs and points to a clay table: "no, you cannot 'have your ape back'"

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



i'd simply write a new code that says the ape is mine and also all apes

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

All these apes are yours, except Amy.

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005
my contract gives me sole ownership of infinity apes, which obviously includes any apes you're claiming as your own

e: what the gently caress now your contract is for infinity + 1 apes fuckkkk

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


my contract defines what a contract is so all other contracts owe me ape royalties.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
code is calvinball

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
i made an nft for http, so any site hosting nfts that use that protocol have to pay me a fee

Ron Paul Atreides
Apr 19, 2012

Uyghurs situation in Xinjiang? Just a police action, do not fret. Not ongoing genocide like in EVIL Canada.

I am definitely not a tankie.
has someone tried to nft machine language yet, or a binary one? every processor cycle you owe me a microbutt!

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
imagine getting in on the ground floor and buying 1 and 0:vince:

you'd literally own the world

Vesi
Jan 12, 2005

pikachu looking at?
Dunning-Kruger Architecture

Clockwerk
Apr 6, 2005


Boxturret posted:

no it wasn't bytes, it was individual bits, a single computer would just be asked, 1 or 0, and then it would all be combined together to form perfect blockchain generated code

from the most brilliant minds in blockchain technology

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021

Boxturret posted:

imagine getting in on the ground floor and buying 1 and 0:vince:

you'd literally own the world

Nah, there's at least... nine other numbers. Trust me bro, I can count pretty high.

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021

I bought the concept of infinity. Good luck doing calculus, nerds

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
a man standing outside of the whitehouse waving his phone angrily and yelling about how the nft he bought for 10k means he owns america

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Buck Turgidson posted:

putting 𓂺 on the cockchain

weird, i just found out about that hieroglyph myself the other day

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


i like that they say they still haven't fixed the loving bug apparently

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

The Wisest Moron posted:

Nah, there's at least... nine other numbers. Trust me bro, I can count pretty high.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkP_OGDCLY0

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005


im the not knowing the difference between persecution and prosecution

cool av
Mar 2, 2013

Dear Exploiter,

Regarding your exploit, please immediately action reversion of the exploit.

Love,
The Qubit Finance Team

Wachter
Mar 23, 2007

You and whose knees?

P S I'll find my 80M$
Who took my 80M$

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

Asymmetric POSTer posted:

im the not knowing the difference between persecution and prosecution
trespasses will be prostituted

filthy regex
Oct 1, 2010

s/ (. Y .) / 8==D~~ /g
https://makersplace.com/patrickmahomes/drops/museum-of-mahomes/

no followup trophy

nice fuckin throw

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

lmao the weird animations

https://mkpcdn.com/videos/aa8d466f57701a3de4855b1f4ffe1bea_875990.mp4

coelomate
Oct 21, 2020


lmao all the celeb "buying" NFTs are coming from a "concierge" service that's probably giving them away, if not paying the celebs:

https://twitter.com/nftethics/status/1487089759306629127

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
i can't believe that james felon would lie to me on live tv

Pigbuster
Sep 12, 2010

Fun Shoe

Shame Boy posted:

i like that they say they still haven't fixed the loving bug apparently

*return the money*
*take 1M bounty*
*immediately steal money again*

Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life

coelomate posted:

lmao all the celeb "buying" NFTs are coming from a "concierge" service that's probably giving them away, if not paying the celebs:

https://twitter.com/nftethics/status/1487089759306629127

I'm shocked that nobody actually gives a poo poo about NFTs besides the VCs trynna shill them, shocked I say

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
buttcoin:

Chris Knight posted:

trespasses will be prostituted

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde


sorry I added some more blackout and reposted it and forgot to update the URL

Gazpacho fucked around with this message at 06:42 on Jan 31, 2022

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




already deleted, what was it

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

71 upvotes for the plan of "killing yourself if this doesn't work out", nice and normal group of people

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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
i have a very diverse portfolio, i have bitcoin and bcash

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