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Ruby Gloom posted:doin' my part for 1000 pages - what's happening thread Sid is paralyzed from the teeth down because a small dog attacked him with a flail weapon in public and he may not live to see page 1000 otherwise things are great. How's by you?
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Jan 31, 2022 23:57
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Sid Vicious posted:i hurt myself a lot always by accident and always stupidly its true I feel you Sid, my clumsiness has only ended in the ER like 3 times luckily
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Jan 31, 2022 23:57
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Ruby Gloom posted:doin' my part for 1000 pages - what's happening thread Hi Ruby Gloom welcome to the thread Guys I have to go talk about my brain to an eastern european lady can you show Ruby Gloom around
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Jan 31, 2022 23:58
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Big Beef City posted:Have you and/or the Mrs. looked at the tooth yet to make sure that it hasn't shattered into 3 million shards and exploded into your jaw bones rendering your entire face and skull useless forever? I've heard that can be bad. yeah i think it did shift a little but thats normal i had braces for 7 years and they are constatnly trying to get back to where they think they oughta be
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Jan 31, 2022 23:58
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bagmonkey posted:I feel you Sid, my clumsiness has only ended in the ER like 3 times luckily I can't tell you how many times I've dropped a big knife and it stabbed into the ground right next to my foot
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Jan 31, 2022 23:59
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if you were me it would get you every time lol
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Jan 31, 2022 23:59
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Big Beef City posted:Sid is paralyzed from the teeth down because a small dog attacked him with a flail weapon in public and he may not live to see page 1000 otherwise things are great. How's by you? well I am eating some Red Hots which are disappointing and not hot, but am definitely up for forming a posse to get vigilante justice for Sid and his paralysed teeth
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Feb 1, 2022 00:01
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this is Tip right now
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Feb 1, 2022 00:01
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tip stop traumatizing youth just kiddin i know youre not a mod (:
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Feb 1, 2022 00:02
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Hahaha
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Feb 1, 2022 00:04
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Tip posted:I can't tell you how many times I've dropped a big knife and it stabbed into the ground right next to my foot actually dropped is wrong, it's usually more complicated like I set something down that knocks something over and then a knife goes sliding down it like a ramp and then launches at my foot and I'm like   
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Feb 1, 2022 00:05
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I want to play an indie game about posting in a single thread.
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Feb 1, 2022 00:05
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Sid Vicious posted:tip stop traumatizing youth just kiddin i know youre not a mod (:
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Feb 1, 2022 00:05
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thats braid i think
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Feb 1, 2022 00:06
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hambonings gonna save your life some day
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Feb 1, 2022 00:06
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Has anyone said boobs lately? If not, I will. Boobs.
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Feb 1, 2022 00:07
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DrankSinatra posted:I want to play an indie game about posting in a single thread. I am a game developer so technically that's this thread
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Feb 1, 2022 00:07
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which means you all owe me $20 each
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Feb 1, 2022 00:07
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MakaVillian posted:Better not be until we reach 1000 pages because that would be cheating too late
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Feb 1, 2022 00:07
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its too late to apologize, its too late. seb talk to jeffrey get me some buttons my man i will clean up the mean streets of gbs
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Feb 1, 2022 00:08
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not a lot of people know this but there was a clause in jeffrey of yospos's contract for purchasing something awful that said if any poster successfully creates a thousand page thread ownership of something awful will transfer to them drat I'm gonna be rich 
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Feb 1, 2022 00:10
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I'm finally home after a long day. This thread has made great progress.
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Feb 1, 2022 00:11
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you can just start sending all your  to me when you need a new account or anything
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Feb 1, 2022 00:11
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Sid Vicious posted:its too late to apologize, its too late. seb talk to jeffrey get me some buttons my man i will clean up the mean streets of gbs every cop thinks they're gonna change the force until they join
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Feb 1, 2022 00:12
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Tip posted:you can just start sending all your can i send you my feces when i need it checked for parasites lil swamp booger baby keeps getting me to send it to them but theres never any follow up
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Feb 1, 2022 00:12
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Eeeeeee
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Feb 1, 2022 00:13
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Mr. Nice! posted:every cop thinks they're gonna change the force until they join dang youre right i never thought of that, AMAb
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Feb 1, 2022 00:13
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If your worried about posting here don't be
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Feb 1, 2022 00:15
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Mr. Nice! posted:every cop thinks they're gonna change the force until they join I used to date a very progressive activist lady who harbored fantasies of joining the police and being "one of the good ones" and "improving the system" I could barely contain my disbelief, it's like wanting to join the kkk to improve it relationship didn't last long after that lol
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Feb 1, 2022 00:17
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im not worried about anything except covid and oh thats really it lol
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Feb 1, 2022 00:17
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she was also a manager at a major chain and she would complain to me about the workers trying to unionize and I would be like "aren't you pro union?" and she was like "yeah but we already treat them so well they shouldn't feel like they need one" 
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Feb 1, 2022 00:18
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Tip posted:I used to date a very progressive activist lady who harbored fantasies of joining the police and being "one of the good ones" and "improving the system" Probably didn't help when you discovered yaoi during it
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Feb 1, 2022 00:19
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I am not clumsy at all and have no good stories about accidentally hurting myself. I've jumped off of a lot of roofs and some cliffs, and I've gotten into lots of fistfights, but all that was all intentional.
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Feb 1, 2022 00:21
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Tip posted:she was also a manager at a major chain and she would complain to me about the workers trying to unionize That's the same thing Wegmans says to its employees lol
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Feb 1, 2022 00:21
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This thread is moving TOO fast now. Need to engage slow mode…
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Feb 1, 2022 00:25
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My most recent clumsy moment was when I got Covid last year. First day I was trying to step over some cat steps. Lifted my leg up and go "oh I have no balance" and fell over and broke little toe on the cat steps.
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Feb 1, 2022 00:26
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donkey salami posted:My most recent clumsy moment was when I got Covid last year. First day I was trying to step over some cat steps. Lifted my leg up and go "oh I have no balance" and fell over and broke little toe on the cat steps. during my post covid recovery I got out of bed and managed to catch my big toe on the ground so that it went under my foot and then I stepped on it with full weight I have no idea how I didn't break it but holy gently caress that hurt
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Feb 1, 2022 00:29
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I didn't even think it was possible to step on your big toe with the foot it's attached to
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Feb 1, 2022 00:30
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Tip posted:during my post covid recovery I got out of bed and managed to catch my big toe on the ground so that it went under my foot and then I stepped on it with full weight Tip posted:I didn't even think it was possible to step on your big toe with the foot it's attached to Same except my massive dong
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Feb 1, 2022 00:31
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lol my right foot has been totally numb and useless for like a month now but boy howdy do i feel it when my toes roll under it
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