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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:there was a gbs poster who got drunk and tried to kill himself by setting himself on fire. he looked like beef jerky. holy gently caress they go hard over there, we only shoot people in the toes e: also my favorite kind of internet video which i probably shouldn't like is clips of people who clearly intend to do a trick once they set themselves on fire, but it turns out that humans enter a spinal-level panic state when we're on fire, and then their buddies who were going to watch have to capture and extinguish them. i can't loving imagine an intentional self-immolation, it's like the longer and more painful version of the high-voltage line "not only will this kill you it will hurt you the whole time you're dying" sign LonsomeSon has issued a correction as of 07:26 on Feb 1, 2022 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:there was a gbs poster who got drunk and tried to kill himself by setting himself on fire. he looked like beef jerky. yeah iirc he remembered lighting the flame and then waking up extra crispy in severe pain in a hospital bed
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Oscar Wild posted:I wish-a you-a were here Lol
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Gripweed posted:https://twitter.com/GrahamB47/status/1488272856056168449?s=20&t=KpWd93y_GJ4ANsUbvEqYTw i can't even get a text
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wynott dunn posted:yeah iirc he remembered lighting the flame and then waking up extra crispy in severe pain in a hospital bed Sounds like one of the Benzo stories from TCC. "Like a teleporter that takes you straight to the emergency room"
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:That's a spicy meatball https://i.imgur.com/hLVc3BC.gifv
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Oscar Wild posted:I wish-a you-a were here
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If I refuse to get the vax, get covid, and then can't breathe and die, can I call it autoerotic asphyxiation?
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This was probably funnier in my head. 
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Had a gun cleaning accident the day before they were gonna testify to internal affairs
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500excf type r posted:Does inadvertent gun fire mean friendly fire I think it's code for "suicide but we'll still pay out the officer's pension and life insurance" if cop TV shows have not led me astray.
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500excf type r posted:Does inadvertent gun fire mean friendly fire it's when cops are loving around with their loaded weapons and accidentally shoot their dick off and bleed out on the precinct floor or their new england patriots-themed mancave basement
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LonsomeSon posted:holy gently caress they go hard over there, we only shoot people in the toes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpKT_eeCVNI
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Im autoerotic asphyxiation. In my patrol car with the seat belt
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Oscar Wild posted:Im autoerotic asphyxiation. In my patrol car with the seat belt when youre built like a thumb this can happen just trying to look down at your hog, no ligature needed
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Looks like pigs are murdering each other at a pretty good clip. Some of those autoerotic asphyxiations, gun accidents, and suicides are probably settling scores.
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gently caress George Soros, he stopped sending me riot checks and now I can't buy palettes of bricks any more.
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PKMN Trainer Red posted:gently caress George Soros, he stopped sending me riot checks and now I can't buy soup for my family any more.
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uber_stoat posted:https://twitter.com/normfinkelstein/status/1331664944094437376?s=20&t=M9-yDswiI8zmA_Zss9s5ng One of those E shows where they all sit around and say mean things about people's clothes, except it's Norm and he sits around saying mean things about lib twitter posters
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Agean90 posted:wonder how many of the traffic accidents are the cops fault At least 5 OP.
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