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Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

canyoneer posted:

If you know a better way to make milk steak, I'd like to hear it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2ezpExQ_k0&t=364s

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Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Lol if you don't boil your hotdogs

That does double for steak

Does sous vide count?

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Everyone knows you put special relish, celery salt and mayo on a hotdog. Ketchup is for flatlanders and under-15s

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

Soul Dentist posted:

Everyone knows you put special relish, celery salt and mayo on a hotdog. Ketchup is for flatlanders and under-15s

You want a hard boiled egg with that too? This ain't ramen.

Only thing goes on a dog is mustard. Wholegrain, stoneground white wine and garlic mustard. None of that cheap yellow crap.

And my bun better be steamed....

BaronVanAwesome
Sep 11, 2001

I will never learn the secrets of "Increased fake female boar sp..."

Never say never, buddy.
Now you know.
Now we all know.

Soul Dentist posted:

Everyone knows you put special relish, celery salt and mayo on a hotdog. Ketchup is for flatlanders and under-15s

I'd like to know more about your special relish

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
I'm here for this derail, and want to use it to tell a story about the worst thing you can put on a hotdog.

One time after getting blotto at one of my city's notorious multi-level, multi-bar drinking establishments for college-aged dumbasses, some friends and I walked down the street to a hotdog vendor. Proper dogs, you know, like Polish or Italian sausages grilled over fire and crosshatched with a knife so you can pile all the condiments and toppings into 'em. My buddy stood there and probably used every single condiment, mustard ketchup relish mayo hot sauce BBQ sauce, everything from the little trays too, from green olives to sauerkraut to sweet pickles to imitation bacon bits. Now IMO that would have been a perfect 'dog to cap off a drunken night out... But at some point he grabbed the hot dog vendor's tip jar, thinking it was condiments. He poured like seven dollars in coins on his 'dog and moved onto mustard and hot sauce before any of us noticed.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Some people just like rich foods, I guess.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015



And there isn't a drat thing you can do to stop me.

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug
If you're looking at my hot dog close enough to see what all's on it, that tells me you've got some sorry-rear end dog that can't command your full attention. Eat that all day if you want, but don't demand I settle for as little as you.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

cult_hero posted:

You want a hard boiled egg with that too? This ain't ramen.

Only thing goes on a dog is mustard. Wholegrain, stoneground white wine and garlic mustard. None of that cheap yellow crap.

And my bun better be steamed....

I'll steam your buns




by putting vegemite on your hotdog

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Hyperlynx posted:



And there isn't a drat thing you can do to stop me.
What the hell did you do to that hot dog!?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Life's too short and World's too hell to gatekeep ketchup

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Picnic Princess posted:

Life's too short and World's too hell to gatekeep ketchup

Good username/post combo.

Brandfarlig
Nov 5, 2009

These colours don't run.

How come every time a goon posts a picture of food outside of GWS there's always something really off about it?

Lakedaimon
Jan 11, 2007

Charley Marcuse is a former hot dog vendor at Tiger Stadium and Comerica Park in Detroit, Michigan. He became known for his distinctive yell while selling hot dogs as well as his refusal to serve ketchup with them, responding "There is no ketchup in baseball!" when asked. He received national recognition after he was temporarily banned in 2004. He was fired permanently in 2013.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charley_Marcuse

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Hyperlynx posted:



And there isn't a drat thing you can do to stop me.

Put more on, you coward :colbert:

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug

Brandfarlig posted:

How come every time a goon posts a picture of food outside of GWS there's always something really off about it?

I mean, doesn't his explain it all?

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

Lakedaimon posted:

Charley Marcuse is a former hot dog vendor at Tiger Stadium and Comerica Park in Detroit, Michigan. He became known for his distinctive yell while selling hot dogs as well as his refusal to serve ketchup with them, responding "There is no ketchup in baseball!" when asked. He received national recognition after he was temporarily banned in 2004. He was fired permanently in 2013.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charley_Marcuse

If only he lasted to see it:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Brandfarlig posted:

How come every time a goon posts a picture of food outside of GWS there's always something really off about it?

There being something 'funny' about the picture would probably be what landed it in the PYF Funny Pictures thread rather than GWS this time at least.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Onions go on top of a Bunnings snag.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Humphreys posted:

Onions go on top of a Bunnings snag.

which is placed on a single piece of buttered white bread

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

which is placed on a single piece of buttered white bread

We've come full circle to the tomato sauce going on it though.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

I like a garbage dog with ketchup and I also enjoy a good quality dog Chicago style. Both of these things are good and if you like them or don't like them that is fine.

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Is BBQ sauce on hotdogs a thing?

Brandfarlig
Nov 5, 2009

These colours don't run.

Inceltown posted:

There being something 'funny' about the picture would probably be what landed it in the PYF Funny Pictures thread rather than GWS this time at least.

Sure, but it usually feels like there's something off that isn't what the poster intended.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

BaronVanAwesome posted:

I'd like to know more about your special relish

It's cum

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Mister Speaker posted:

I'm here for this derail, and want to use it to tell a story about the worst thing you can put on a hotdog.

One time after getting blotto at one of my city's notorious multi-level, multi-bar drinking establishments for college-aged dumbasses, some friends and I walked down the street to a hotdog vendor. Proper dogs, you know, like Polish or Italian sausages grilled over fire and crosshatched with a knife so you can pile all the condiments and toppings into 'em. My buddy stood there and probably used every single condiment, mustard ketchup relish mayo hot sauce BBQ sauce, everything from the little trays too, from green olives to sauerkraut to sweet pickles to imitation bacon bits. Now IMO that would have been a perfect 'dog to cap off a drunken night out... But at some point he grabbed the hot dog vendor's tip jar, thinking it was condiments. He poured like seven dollars in coins on his 'dog and moved onto mustard and hot sauce before any of us noticed.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

a sexual elk posted:

Is BBQ sauce on hotdogs a thing?

I love bbq sauce and hot dogs but not together

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
Just eat the hotdogs.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

dog nougat posted:

Just eat the hotdogs.

That's a tall order for at least one goon on these forums, I wouldn't say that lightly.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Australian Wendys hotdogs look like 'red rockets'.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Humphreys posted:

Australian Wendys hotdogs look like 'red rockets'.



what the gently caress

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

sexpig by night posted:

it's so much more insufferable than Steak People doing their thing. I genuinely don't think there's a more tedious food 'thing' you can have than being emotionally invested in hot dog toppings. I'd rather listen to coked out line cooks yell about if burger fixins go on top or under the patty for hours than hear one almost always either Chicago or New York dink tell me how personally offended they get by ketchup.

Then let Rhode Island Kramer in with their opinion:

Celery salt.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Humphreys posted:

Australian Wendys hotdogs look like 'red rockets'.



that’s just a kolache

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Neito posted:

Then let Rhode Island Kramer in with their opinion:

Celery salt.

celery salt owns on a hot dog bun tho

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


put the hot dog in my butt hole and ill poop it into ur mouth

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Milo and POTUS posted:

celery salt owns on a hot dog bun tho

I usually do mustard, raw onions, and a nice sprinkle of celery salt on my dogs, myself.

(also, you absolutely can boil hot dogs for maximum flavor as long as you're not using Oscar Myer poo poo; Kayem natural casings are made to be boiled).

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

im pooping! posted:

put the hot dog in my butt hole and ill poop it into ur mouth

I want to wrinkle my nose at this but I really can't argue against the post/user name synergy.

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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

At what point does something inserted and then elected from the anus become poop? Or is something only truly poop if it has been digested? Take for example Tubgirl (2000) who seems to be ejecting a geyser of diarrehea from her anus but it is in fact orange juice. Does it make much of a difference that it isn't literal poop when it is perceived as such by everyone who has seen the photo?

I call this quandary The poo poo of Theseus

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