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Ugleb
Nov 19, 2014

ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING
I haven't played Kingdom Death but have watched some campaign play through vids while I paint. It's an interesting concept but the campaign is super grindy and involves a lot of random outcomes.

It is basically an MMO approach to boardgaming. Kill monster for loot drop, craft items, kill same monster again because you didn't get the materials you needed. Fight tougher monster or get screwed by bad draws, lose entire party and their gear, repeat lower level monster hunts to build back up.

It seems to lack a fail forwards approach, and risk taking is probably a bad idea. Some people will probably the harshness of it, others don't have time for it.

I get the impression most of the die hard fans end up playing it mostly solo, because you are going to need a dedicated and like-minded group to stick through a long campaign.

Then there is the art direction and actual narrative, which is infamous and threadworthy.

Gloomhaven on the other hand I have played almost all of the way through. I joined a group a couple of sessions in pre-covid and we carried on playing the campaign on TTS throughout. It is huge and each scenario feels different. There is some randomness but it always feels fair. There is a huge amount of tactical choice and character customisation.

And you can play it all in public without being put on a register.

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Loxbourne
Apr 6, 2011

Tomorrow, doom!
But now, tea.

Ugleb posted:

It seems to lack a fail forwards approach, and risk taking is probably a bad idea. Some people will probably the harshness of it, others don't have time for it.

I have a nasty suspicion the game is "hard" as a feature, not as merely bad design. So the player base can get off on imagining their characters being beaten up and raped.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

neonchameleon posted:

What confuses me about these jackasses is why they never say "The Hugo Boss uniforms look spiffy. And I hate to lose but I cheer when Nazis lose - so it doesn't feel bad if I lose while playing the Nazi side. Which makes the game more fun for me."

Because they don't believe that second part

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Loxbourne posted:

I have a nasty suspicion the game is "hard" as a feature, not as merely bad design. So the player base can get off on imagining their characters being beaten up and raped.

Jesus Christ dude

Ego Trip
Aug 28, 2012

A tenacious little mouse!


Considering that there's a bunch of sexual violence at least implied in the minis and art, they've got a point.

There was a thread for the game 5 years ago

Ego Trip fucked around with this message at 16:21 on Feb 2, 2022

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Asphyxious posted:

Jesus Christ dude

The game is neither subtle nor respectful about the treatment of women in its models.

sasha_d3ath
Jun 3, 2016

Ban-thing the man-things.
Isn't there a table or a card or an event or something in which female characters can get pregnant?

Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?
kingdom death could be great if its miniatures, rules and fans were completely different

Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.

The cardinal sin of KD’s gameplay is the game is actively geared to gently caress you over. There’s nothing inherently wrong with a hard game, but much of KD is just “you rolled a 6 lol u hosed”. The intersection of difficulty, unmitigated randomness, and a campaign/progression system is an antiquated design and makes it a hard sell as a game. Sure you could call it an experience generator, but then that immediately starts creeping into the problematic material.

To summarize:

Nebalebadingdong posted:

kingdom death could be great if its miniatures, rules and fans were completely different

Ugleb
Nov 19, 2014

ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

sasha_d3ath posted:

Isn't there a table or a card or an event or something in which female characters can get pregnant?

The campaign is set over years and has your starting survivors (I think that's the term) establishing a settlement. Your characters have kids who when they reach maturity become new playable characters. The original characters retire/die of old age if I remember right, but are more likely not to make it that far.

Pregnant characters have to miss a game or so while they are off having kids.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Asphyxious posted:

Jesus Christ dude

That isn't uncommon in porn "games"

lenoon
Jan 7, 2010

Asphyxious posted:

Jesus Christ dude

The miniatures designers go out of their way to denigrate women at virtually every turn, it is beyond cheesecake into active, vicious, misogyny. The theme is sexual violence presented as soft core miniature porn.

Edit: for clarity

lenoon fucked around with this message at 18:24 on Feb 2, 2022

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

Ugleb posted:

The campaign is set over years and has your starting survivors (I think that's the term) establishing a settlement. Your characters have kids who when they reach maturity become new playable characters. The original characters retire/die of old age if I remember right, but are more likely not to make it that far.

Pregnant characters have to miss a game or so while they are off having kids.

Not anywhere close to as bad as I thought this game mechanic was going to end up sounding at the start of the description and for that, I'm actually pleasantly surprised.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
To the extent that roguelike game experiences - with their punishing RNG events and the possibility of a total wipeout sending you all the way back to the start - are fun for a certain kind of computer gamer, it's because the failure state is followed by clicking the "play again?" button and getting right back into the game (only a little wiser, this time). It's a much, much harder sell when you've put in tens of hours across multiple sessions with a bunch of friends, only to have it all come crashing down because you drew a particularly nasty event card and then rolled two sixes in a row.

Even if you stripped out all of the nasty misogynistic elements and replaced them with, I dunno, generic fantasy stuff, KDM would still have almost nothing to recommend itself as a long-run campaign game, especially compared to things like Pandemic Year Zero and Gloomhaven.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Some of the monsters (some) are cool and I'd like to use them in D&D or whatever, but not at the price they go for, and certainly not straight from the company. Because literally every female mini has something gross about it. I'm going through the wiki right now and the mildest examples are still really egregious because they have male counterparts that are wearing pants, aren't pregnant, etc.

And as near as I can tell the anatomically correct monsters (that aren't made from disembodied woman parts) are all male, which has...implications.

Edit: why is there a kingdom death sexy santa clause?!

Terrible Opinions
Oct 18, 2013



Blue Footed Booby posted:

And as near as I can tell the anatomically correct monsters (that aren't made from disembodied woman parts) are all male, which has...implications.
The monster vaginas are all in expansion packs that require extra purchases. Which has different, still bad, implications.

Silhouette
Nov 16, 2002

SONIC BOOM!!!

Kingdom Death is just "what if Dark Souls, but rapey?"

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



"Okay guys, we wanna stand out from the crowd. Get a really niche market going by selling products that people can't get elsewhere. We'll do that by primarily focusing on sexual violence against women."

The worst part is that it worked. They are still in business after how many years now, because people are loving gross.

w00tmonger
Mar 9, 2011

F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS

Fashionable Jorts posted:

"Okay guys, we wanna stand out from the crowd. Get a really niche market going by selling products that people can't get elsewhere. We'll do that by primarily focusing on sexual violence against women."

The worst part is that it worked. They are still in business after how many years now, because people are loving gross.

I've definitely been approached multiple times online to customize models I sell to have big anime titties

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Terrible Opinions posted:

The monster vaginas are all in expansion packs that require extra purchases. Which has different, still bad, implications.

Curiosity is killing me but I've wasted enough time on this poo poo.

Hedningen
May 4, 2013

Enough sideburns to last a lifetime.
I know someone so obsessed with Kingdom Death that they proposed in front of the booth at Gencon.

No, I don’t get it either.

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe
"Darling, it would make me the happiest man on earth if you would be my Wet Nurse."

Covermeinsunshine
Sep 15, 2021

Silhouette posted:

Kingdom Death is just "what if Dark Souls, but rapey?"

Well, Dark Souls is fair, and you can learn to game the system. KD is notoriously unfair and out to screw you.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Mr. Sunshine posted:

"Darling, it would make me the happiest man on earth if you would be my Wet Nurse."

This post was unpleasant to read :(

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.
Well, thank you a for reminding me that for all the problems with WH40K, there is worse out there.

sasha_d3ath
Jun 3, 2016

Ban-thing the man-things.

Hedningen posted:

I know someone so obsessed with Kingdom Death that they proposed in front of the booth at Gencon.

No, I don’t get it either.

To quote The Kids These Days: "thats cringe bro"

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Asphyxious posted:

Jesus Christ dude

Unfortunately their statement tracks, because

Silhouette posted:

Kingdom Death is just "what if Dark Souls, but rapey?"

but specifically cargo culting dark souls without actually understanding its appeal or aesthetics

hence the reliance on sexual violence.

That and that's the designer's fetish.

Ugleb
Nov 19, 2014

ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Some of the monsters (some) are cool and I'd like to use them in D&D or whatever, but not at the price they go for, and certainly not straight from the company. Because literally every female mini has something gross about it. I'm going through the wiki right now and the mildest examples are still really egregious because they have male counterparts that are wearing pants, aren't pregnant, etc.

And as near as I can tell the anatomically correct monsters (that aren't made from disembodied woman parts) are all male, which has...implications.

Edit: why is there a kingdom death sexy santa clause?!

I can't recall the name of it and I'm pretty sure it is way back in this thread somewhere, but there is a penis monster (made of dongs) with several nude pregnant women kneeling around it. And I'm pretty sure they are attached by umbilical cords.

So, yeah.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Ugleb posted:

I can't recall the name of it and I'm pretty sure it is way back in this thread somewhere, but there is a penis monster (made of dongs) with several nude pregnant women kneeling around it. And I'm pretty sure they are attached by umbilical cords.

So, yeah.

There's actually a couple of those.

Ugleb
Nov 19, 2014

ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

Blue Footed Booby posted:

There's actually a couple of those.

...of course there is.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Samovar posted:

Well, thank you a for reminding me that for all the problems with WH40K, there is worse out there.

I know they're probably just doing it to make it more marketable and profitable, but it's kinda nice to see some of 40ks gross stuff going away. Specifically with the Sisters, the repentia aren't centrefold babes anymore, they're loving jacked and exude an aura of "these women will destroy you" instead of being titillating. The penitent engines aren't weird anymore.

That being said they still have boob plate and battle heels, but I'll take what I can get.

Der Waffle Mous
Nov 27, 2009

In the grim future, there is only commerce.

Ugleb posted:

I can't recall the name of it and I'm pretty sure it is way back in this thread somewhere, but there is a penis monster (made of dongs) with several nude pregnant women kneeling around it. And I'm pretty sure they are attached by umbilical cords.

So, yeah.

iirc that one's more made of boobs.



the thing made of dongs is the skirt of one of the transphobic satan twins.

Cessna
Feb 20, 2013

KHABAHBLOOOM

Charming.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 12 days!
Come on now, would them being egalitarian in sexual violence really make it any more reasonable? Some mpreg dudes waddling besides a penis monster doesn't sound like it would make much difference.

But along those lines, wouldn't we have to hold artists like HR Geiger to the same standard?

LashLightning
Feb 20, 2010

You know you didn't have to go post that, right?
But it's fine, I guess...

You just keep being you!

Panfilo posted:

But along those lines, wouldn't we have to hold artists like HR Geiger to the same standard?

He threw in a bunch of bio-mechanical aspects into his work, which I feel puts it in a distinctly different category - and most of his work, if there were any fuckin', the fucker and the fuckee were usually the same being. This isn't the case with the enslaved figures beside the dick-lions and booby-monsters.

The sexual horror of Geiger's work doesn't seem so... Victimising? Or exploiting the position of the victim, unlike the Kingdom Death figures.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 12 days!
I see. Not trying to rationalize the overpriced creepy dick monster figurines or anything. But the closest association I got was Geigers xenomorph and the sexual and grotesque imagery associated with it.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



LashLightning posted:

The sexual horror of Geiger's work doesn't seem so... Victimising? Or exploiting the position of the victim, unlike the Kingdom Death figures.

Yeah, Geiger's stuff often has everyone relatively on the same level (to a point). KD is entirely scantily clad women undergoing violence. Their few non-monster male models are empowered and idealized.

Panfilo posted:

I see. Not trying to rationalize the overpriced creepy dick monster figurines or anything. But the closest association I got was Geigers xenomorph and the sexual and grotesque imagery associated with it.

If I remember correctly, the xenomorph was kinda designed to make dudes uncomfortable, and force them to feel the same sort of powerlessness that women often do in movies

Cessna
Feb 20, 2013

KHABAHBLOOOM

Fashionable Jorts posted:

If I remember correctly, the xenomorph was kinda designed to make dudes uncomfortable, and force them to feel the same sort of powerlessness that women often do in movies

Isn't a central theme of the movies "pregnancy is awful?"

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Giger was art, KD is a manifesto that should interest the police.

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smug jeebus
Oct 26, 2008

Cessna posted:

Isn't a central theme of the movies "pregnancy is awful?"
I haven't heard that before but it makes sense. Still kind of seems like a weird statement from a bunch of male filmmakers.

Also surprised that there are still people who don't know about Cursed City for Perverts.

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