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HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.



yeah they shouldve just sneakily built the reactor in secret

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Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
give 👏 Latin👏 leftists 👏 nukes 👏

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
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china is collapsing

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
no but you see Americans pay more because their food is better and healthier

Ardennes
May 12, 2002

Al-Saqr posted:

no but you see Americans pay more because their food is better and healthier

Velveeta and Cheetos are simply more nutritious than plants people just pull out of the ground.

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Ardennes posted:

Velveeta and Cheetos are simply more nutritious than plants people just pull out of the ground.

Ketchup is a vegetable so checkmate, China.

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
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Al-Saqr posted:

no but you see Americans pay more because their food is better and healthier

nonsense, the 1 billion dead chinese to covid has destroyed demand

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin

Frosted Flake posted:

lol wasn’t the point of admitting Turkey to NATO to close the straits and bottle up the Black Sea Fleet?

Turkey has a border with the Soviet Union and the 2nd largest army in NATO. Without Turkey NATO would be outnumbered like 2 to 1 v. the Warsaw Pact instead of just 1.5 to 1.

Starting to feel like US policy towards Turkey and Iran (border with Soviet Union, large US equipped army) during the Cold War is really disappearing from the public consciousness here.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Al-Saqr posted:

Ketchup is a vegetable so checkmate, China.

banana ketchup is a fruit, even

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

gradenko_2000 posted:

banana ketchup is a fruit, even

tomatoes are a fruit op

January 6 Survivor
Jan 6, 2022

The
Nelson Mandela
of clapping
dusty old cheeks


( o(

Palladium posted:



china is collapsing

it's because of the government regulations making the price of food higher, if we lived in a true libertarian system we could have much cheaper food

*shits self to death after eating bread made of 55% sawdust, 20% tapeworm eggs, 17% expired asbestos, 5% piss and 3% wheat flour*

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

January 6 Survivor posted:

it's because of the government regulations making the price of food higher, if we lived in a true libertarian system we could have much cheaper food

*shits self to death after eating bread made of 55% sawdust, 20% tapeworm eggs, 17% expired asbestos, 5% piss and 3% wheat flour*

lol milk in the US is still subject to price controls

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

January 6 Survivor posted:

it's because of the government regulations making the price of food higher, if we lived in a true libertarian system we could have much cheaper food

*shits self to death after eating bread made of 55% sawdust, 20% tapeworm eggs, 17% expired asbestos, 5% piss and 3% wheat flour*

lmfao, but also :eyepop: that username/regdate combo

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/carlbeijer/status/1488561939219423235?s=21

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

why hasn’t there ever been a double barreled tank like in red alert?

because turrets are already cramped with one gun and autoloaders were invented

uno.mannschaft
Dec 23, 2006

Comrade Koba posted:

man I wonder what's in the national news about the imminent russian superinvasion today, huh



"Expert says signs point to Russian offensive already being underway."

wonder who this Oscar Jonsson guy is





hang on, "Free World Forum"? that sounds familiar



oh no

but that was two whole years ago, maybe we shouldn't be so quick to judge



lol. lmao.
Sent this to a friend who shot back with "yeah I know about this guy, his book "Understanding Russia" had some interesting parts" :laffo:

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

DiscountDildos posted:

I love the exploitation of awkward translation there. "Civilization practice" lmao.

https://twitter.com/pretentiouswhat/status/1488797992593215494?s=20&t=r2dZSdBWohgbPdBhfS6guw

https://twitter.com/pretentiouswhat/status/1488798001904582658?s=20&t=r2dZSdBWohgbPdBhfS6guw

I wonder when the US will appoint a new Argentinian president

If the Hualong One design can be brought online on time and within budget that'll be a huge step up over Westinghouse's AP1000 and France's ERP designs. Both of which have suffered large construction delays and cost overruns.

Fake edit: Looks like the only other country Argentina signed a nuclear agreement with in the last ten years was Russia.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
he'll yeah we are moving 3k more troops closer to Russia. Prepare yourself vlad pukin. We are coming for your commie rear end

Not So Fast
Dec 27, 2007


https://twitter.com/DanielDumbrill/status/1488846204137984000?t=QfX5VOWvuHlzxLLGUSq0Ow&s=19

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
war citizen

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Jose posted:

Americans surprised at China building something for the community

https://twitter.com/joshchin/status/1488301382935654400?t=9qXWli7egf_6RnEXeRAE6g&s=19

The goddamn commies have silent construction methods now? Just no more annoying the poo poo out of the neighbors with heavy machinery and trucks? This is unacceptable.

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


When china builds cultural centers, americans throw a tantrum. When america builds cultural centers, chuds cry tears of freedom *makes jerkoff motion*

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
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Justin Tyme posted:

When china builds cultural centers, americans throw a tantrum. When america builds cultural centers, chuds cry tears of freedom *makes jerkoff motion*

how many cultural centers in America are there, if defined by flag shrines

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Palladium posted:

how many cultural centers in America are there

DiscountDildos
Nov 8, 2017



Please rise for are national anthem

Francis Scott Key posted:

Ayy
My girl is bangin'
She's so low maintenance
Don't need no champagne poppin' entertainment
Take her to Wendy's
Can't keep her off me
She wanna dip me like them fries in her Frosty
But every now and then when I get paid
I gotta spoil my baby with an upgrade (ayy)
Ayy, ayy, ayy
Yeah, we fancy like Applebee's on a date night
Got that Bourbon Street steak with the Oreo shake
Get some whipped cream on the top too
Two straws, one check, girl, I got you
Bougie like Natty in the styrofoam
Squeak-squeakin' in the truck bed all the way home
Some Alabama-jamma, she my Dixieland delight
Ayy, that's how we do, how we do, fancy like, oh
Fancy like, oh
Fancy like, oh
Fancy like, oh
Uh, don't need no Tesla (don't need no Tesla) to impress her (to impress her)
My girl is happy rollin' on a Vespa (there she go)
Don't need no mansion (ooh) to get romancin' (woo)
She's super fine, double wide, slow dancin' (slow dancin')
But every now and then when I get paid
I gotta spoil my baby with an upgrade
Ayy, ayy, ayy
Yeah, we fancy like Applebee's on a date night (that's right)
Got that Bourbon Street steak with the Oreo shake (ayy)
Get some whipped cream on the top too (gotta add that whipped cream)
Two straws, one check, girl, I got you (girl, I got you)
Bougie like Natty in the styrofoam (styrofoam)
Squeak-squeakin' in the truck bed all the way home (all the way home)
Some Alabama-jamma, she my Dixieland delight
Ayy, that's how we do, how we do, fancy like
My new, clean blue jeans without the holes in 'em
Country kisses on my lips without Skoal in 'em
Yeah, she probably gon' be keeping some Victoria's Secrets
Maybe a little Maybelline but she don't need it
In the kitchen light radio slows down
Boxed wine and her up-do goes down
Ayy
Yeah, we fancy like Applebee's on a date night (that's right)
Got that Bourbon Street steak with the Oreo shake (ayy)
Get some whipped cream on the top too (gotta add that whipped cream)
Two straws, one check, girl, I got you
Bougie like Natty in the styrofoam (styrofoam)
Squeak-squeakin' in the truck bed all the way home (all the way home)
Some Alabama-jamma, she my Dixieland delight
Ayy, that's how we do, how we do, fancy like

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Palladium posted:

how many cultural centers in America are there, if defined by flag shrines

Anytime a chick-fil-a first location is built in a podunk town and the line wraps around the building into the street two miles long, that's a cultural center

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018


White suburbanites in Georgia tried to annex the business district so they could break away from a predominantly black town because the current town didn't fit their needs. Their needs? Applebees, pf changs, and other similar establishments.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-11-09/why-eagle-s-landing-failed-to-win-its-secession-vote

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

question for anyone: if you had a youtube channel that uploaded rare chinese propaganda videos from the xi jinping era, what would you name it?

Common Prosperity

Edit: Or common ProsperiXi

Cpt_Obvious has issued a correction as of 16:48 on Feb 2, 2022

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

hitler's hogs in the suburbs must have treats at all times

GlassEye-Boy
Jul 12, 2001

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

why hasn’t there ever been a double barreled tank like in red alert?

Closest modern thing I can think of, although its a mortar system not a real tank.

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

guns throw back a level of force equivalent to the force needed to push a hundred pound object very quickly out the front, and turrets are designed to turn. any two gun side by side system will force to you re-aim after each shot as the tubes are by definition off the centerline. if you did want to do two tubes (and why would you - if rapid fire is needed something is lacking in your first shot that you can improve on), you'd put them both on the centerline, on top each other.

Ardennes
May 12, 2002
Yeah, but rule of cool.

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

Best Friends posted:

guns throw back a level of force equivalent to the force needed to push a hundred pound object very quickly out the front, and turrets are designed to turn. any two gun side by side system will force to you re-aim after each shot as the tubes are by definition off the centerline. if you did want to do two tubes (and why would you - if rapid fire is needed something is lacking in your first shot that you can improve on), you'd put them both on the centerline, on top each other.

OK, but check this out: Four guns

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://mobile.twitter.com/apmassaro3/status/1488877970668331010

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://mobile.twitter.com/SamRamani2/status/1488838198696583171

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007


Lmao

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002


cosmos brain

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

lol this is going to end with the US invading russia

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

counter offer: we give nukes to Cuba and Venezuela

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Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

lol america is the great satan

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