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"What kind of sick bastard kicks us this hard, wraps us in this sticky web thing, and then takes photographs??"
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And thus ends the terrifying reign of the "Too dumb to live" bandits.
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Jan 27, 2022 19:22
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he's now remembered what his job is, but not the part about how it is supposed to be peter who takes the pictures and not spiderman.
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Jan 28, 2022 02:52
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Those robbers will end up in prison, then a prison ward will mockingly throw the newspaper that has them getting caught. After the humiliation, they'll notice that Spider-man took that picture, but wait, it's credited to a "Peter Parker". After some sleuthing they find out that Peter Parker isn't merely a screen name he uses to sell pictures, but his actual name. Then idk they'll get sent to Brazil or something when it gets to the part of the story where Spider-man must win no matter how stupid he is.
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Jan 28, 2022 03:35
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Stan Lee once broke his ankles doing exactly that.
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Jan 28, 2022 07:20
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They're not at the reception desk. He just walked up to some random nurses on their break outside the hospital and introduced himself, like a toddler.
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Jan 28, 2022 08:21
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Random nurses on their makeout break, by the look of that second panel. Either that, or one's a vampire. As for Spidey stopping the robbers, nice work! Too bad he broke several thousand dollars of big-rear end tube TV in the process.
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Jan 28, 2022 09:37
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 Newspaper Spider-Man: Spider-Man does his thing all night long
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Jan 28, 2022 18:23
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Spider-Man admits himself that it is wrong for superheroes to attack ordinary car thieves, but he does it anyway. JJJ is right, Spider-Man is a menace.
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I like that the guy says he LIED about Spidey not taking them on. Not that he was wrong, but that he lied. Like.... he knew Spidey would beat the poo poo out of them but deliberately lied because he's into that I guess?
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Jerusalem posted:I like that the guy says he LIED about Spidey not taking them on. Not that he was wrong, but that he lied. Like.... he knew Spidey would beat the poo poo out of them but deliberately lied because he's into that I guess? lol
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Jan 29, 2022 07:18
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Everybody knows that Honestly I'm surprised it failed.
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Jan 29, 2022 08:19
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It's your idea how is it a trap.
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MonsterEnvy posted:It's your idea how is it a trap. Trust no one, not even yourself.
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MonsterEnvy posted:It's your idea how is it a trap. 
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The uniting Spidey-timeline factor: He's broke. Like, really broke. Moths come out of his
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Robbie is so good at letting Pete pretend he doesn't know Peter Parker is Spiderman. 
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You know what? Good on Peter. He found a task, put the work, completed the task and got his reward. That almost never happens. Sure, he's about to waste it all away on a thing he doesn't need that won't bring him the happiness he thinks it will, but at least things worked out for him and he feels good right now.
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OH NO WATCH OUT BEHIND YOU IT'S VENOM!
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Murdstone posted:
Every once and a while the comic will cut over to Spidey beating up the Repo guys.
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Murdstone posted:
No.
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I'm a little confused by that panel in the studio strip, did..... did Spider-Man seal up the fire alarm?  Also love how in the car storyline, Peter zips around the city faster than anybody else could, including people with cars, all so he can get the money to buy.... a car!
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Newspaper Spider-Man's town sure is full of incredibly stupid criminals. First the three guys stealing a TV in the middle of the day, now a mugger who wants to steal checks. Jerusalem posted:Also love how in the car storyline, Peter zips around the city faster than anybody else could, including people with cars, all so he can get the money to buy.... a car! Well he doesn't want the car to get places fast, remember, he wants to get it because MJ said the subways and buses were really crowded. Because we all know, anyone in New York City who has a car never has to deal with how crowded things are, especially not the streets.
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Jerusalem posted:I'm a little confused by that panel in the studio strip, did..... did Spider-Man seal up the fire alarm?  It's even from Acme Alarm Co 
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Jerusalem posted:I'm a little confused by that panel in the studio strip, did..... did Spider-Man seal up the fire alarm?
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Drakyn posted:He'll seal the fire exits and escapes next. Nobody must make it out to spread the word that Peter Parker....is Spider-man! Host: Peter.... this show is going out live. Peter: So all of America knows!?! Host: Well we're on CW so..... no. 
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But they did not invite you, it was your idea.
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Jerusalem posted:Host: Peter.... this show is going out live. Lol
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Look at his legs  Peter you... you murdered that man. Or at the very least, crippled him!
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