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gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

what the gently caress how is this for real

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Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
it’s pretty awesome how much america is gunning for a war

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001



putin bro dont fall for it bro theyre just trying to make you mad bro

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
let our puppets annex the breakaways and we'll talk about a treaty that the senate will refuse to ratify lmao

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

in exchange for negotiations lol

Lostconfused
Oct 1, 2008


This is on par with asking NATO to roll back. I see de escalation going as planned.

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
it’s awesome how little of the American system can ever actually make peace or be held accountable for treaties signed, there’s absolutely no reason to assume any kind of peace treaty will be upheld because you have to go through one psycho idiot, then one hundred psycho moron evangelicals then around five hundred drooling flat earthers who think the devil is trying to close the local Applebees through antifa

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Al-Saqr posted:

it’s awesome how little of the American system can ever actually make peace or be held accountable for treaties signed, there’s absolutely no reason to assume any kind of peace treaty will be upheld because you have to go through one psycho idiot, then one hundred psycho moron evangelicals then around five hundred drooling flat earthers who think the devil is trying to close the local Applebees through antifa

and then an election happens and a new group of people that want nothing more than to ignore the treaty come to power

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Doctor Jeep posted:

in exchange for negotiations lol

"please give up all your leverage before we begin negotiating, as a sign of good faith"

GlassEye-Boy
Jul 12, 2001

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

i guess the azov battalion wasn't popping off as they expected

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


pwn3d

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

https://twitter.com/mistyinthecity/status/1488804814960173061

mistermojo
Jul 3, 2004

they should just split it into West Ukraine and East Ukraine. classic diplomacy

CaptainACAB
Sep 14, 2021

by Jeffrey of Langley
Taking one from the Austro-Hungarian playbook with the demands we know they will never accept, then using their refusal as a pretext.

It works because Biden is basically an American Habsburg lmao

KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011

Rutibex posted:

"please give up all your leverage before we begin negotiating, as a sign of good faith"

The American government thinks every one is the Democrat party

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019

want to enroll at the chen weihua institute for advanced owns

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Lavrov better demand the US leave Guantanamo Bay, Navassa Island, Okinawa, Iraq, and Syria before negotiations can continue.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Atrocious Joe posted:

Lavrov better demand the US leave Guantanamo Bay, Navassa Island, Okinawa, Iraq, and Syria before negotiations can continue.

Guam too

wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang

evil rec centers…

https://twitter.com/joshchin/status/1488301382935654400?s=21

DiscountDildos
Nov 8, 2017

https://twitter.com/RnaudBertrand/status/1488904071796838406?s=20&t=9CHrlGCA6BjPCjJOJJcnVg

https://twitter.com/RnaudBertrand/status/1488904098044809220?s=20&t=9CHrlGCA6BjPCjJOJJcnVg

lmao

Isentropy
Dec 12, 2010


Someone in the comments noted this basically seems to be just YMCAs/YWCAs... But with a far better C

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

genericnick posted:

OK, but check this out: Four guns

Clearly you'd want to have them be rotating at that point like a gatling gun.

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1488780817199669249?s=20&t=2lL3wLqzFJEm8UA6SEii4A

lol lost the French.

edit: Here's an article. French Foreign Minister: No Indication for Now That Russia Ready to Take Action in Ukraine

DiscountDildos
Nov 8, 2017

https://twitter.com/Choco_Cornette/status/1488927147259576324?s=20&t=tpPtkDo3zc2Mz9MLQGA0Lg

Lost the Indians too

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012


I wonder if some US goons are sending thump up emojies to all the anti French-pupped coups right now.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
https://twitter.com/zartajgulwazir/status/1487364165773713408?t=fWsrjpTu0_zwQq8OzhhBAA&s=19

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

mistermojo posted:

they should just split it into West Ukraine and East Ukraine. classic diplomacy

unironically this

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
That video is fake news BTW. I can't think of a single Muslim minority ethnic group on the reservations. A big whataboutism.

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

country that killed more muslims in the last 20 years than gengis khan did in his entire life bravely standing up for muslim minority rights halfway around the world in an adversarial nation


looking up "good faith" in the dictionary and not finding anything because its actually two words

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


For as much concern the US has about Russian buildup it sure seems like the US is trying to be the one to strike first lmao

DiscountDildos
Nov 8, 2017

https://twitter.com/kamenism/status/1488895067242721281?s=20&t=Y7wAD9lBfYRmPxSwmLhiKQ

Worth the clicks to get the reveal lol

Reminds me of the early days I took an interest in the "uyghur genocide" thing and I saw someone share a tweet talking about how uyghurs are superior to Han because they can digest dairy then I clicked through and saw it was nazis talking about that and learned that dairy is a whole thing for them

Tankbuster
Oct 1, 2021

the biggest lifegoal of an entire strata of the indian "middle class" is to move to america and poop in the street there. God bless those telegu and gujarati uncles.

Palladium
May 8, 2012

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Anime Schoolgirl posted:

i guess the azov battalion wasn't popping off as they expected

neonazis being cowards, just like american truups? who could have foreseen this

Gresh
Jan 12, 2019



the russians must have dirt on the french how else could this be

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

the YMCA but the C is for "communist"

Palladium
May 8, 2012

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Gresh posted:

the russians must have dirt on the french how else could this be

The French doesn't need Russia to remind them they got majorly hosed over by their US "ally" at least 2 times: The Alstom shakedown and the Aus sub deal

Palladium has issued a correction as of 20:02 on Feb 2, 2022

Tankbuster
Oct 1, 2021
What was the alstom shakedown?

Palladium
May 8, 2012

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Tankbuster posted:

What was the alstom shakedown?

https://www.capitalfm.co.ke/news/2019/06/interview-yesterday-alstom-today-huawei-and-tomorrow/

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DiscountDildos
Nov 8, 2017

https://twitter.com/Kevinliptakcnn/status/1488934224623284225?s=20&t=Y7wAD9lBfYRmPxSwmLhiKQ

loving dumb as poo poo lmao

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