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greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Uncle Enzo posted:

Won't acknowledge a legal, monogamous marriage that produced children? What the hell more does he want?

Ouhei posted:

The son in law to not be white circumcised.

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AceClown
Sep 11, 2005

Kung Food posted:

I'm guessing lifelong virginity, because some dads will never be able to handle that their precious, pure daughters have had sex.

thanks, now I'm reminded again of that horrific "having daughters is the ultimate cuckoldry" hot take that is somehow seared in to my brain

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

quote:

He does this a lot. Whenever he has a problem with me or my sister he tells our mom to tell us he has a problem. Does that make sense? Like I remember when I was a teenager I used to wear ripped jeans or tight shirts and my dad never said anything to my face but would throw a fit over it in private with my mom. Then my mom would tell me “oh your dad’s pissed, don’t wear this around him.”"

Look at this paragon of masculinity. Is such a piss baby coward when it comes to confrontation he makes his wife say something while he seethes at her in private. I wish her husband would start confronting him in person and see if he does anything but pout like a little bitch before whining to his wife later.

I will bet :10bux: that guy describes himself as the man of the house that will do what needs to be done and he deserves your respect for being the man.

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

AceClown posted:

thanks, now I'm reminded again of that horrific "having daughters is the ultimate cuckoldry" hot take that is somehow seared in to my brain

I don’t want to know what this is from, but I just threw up a little.

Nazattack
Oct 21, 2008

Dik Hz posted:

Yankee is absolutely used derisively in the US south. But it’s a label of pride to Yankees, so nobody actually cares.

It just means you're from the northern east coast. Yankee is the same level as offensive as cracker. In that it is not offensive unless your brain is broken.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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AceClown posted:

thanks, now I'm reminded again of that horrific "having daughters is the ultimate cuckoldry" hot take that is somehow seared in to my brain

I mean what other woman are they ever going to get to neg from day one? It's just not fair! It's all some men have!

Hughlander
May 11, 2005

therobit posted:

I don’t want to know what this is from, but I just threw up a little.

If I have to suffer so do you

Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

quote:

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually gently caress her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to gently caress her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

lol, "ravaged by another man"

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

Hughlander posted:

If I have to suffer so do you

Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?


That is why I refuse to read anything incel related even to make fun of because that unleashes an anger in me that I am legit afraid of. It's loving disgusting

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

Hughlander posted:

If I have to suffer so do you

Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?


Ok, we found the grossest Reddit post ever. Time to roll it up, because we can’t too this.

Generally as a male I am opposed to the “Kill all men” movement, but I have reconsidered my position.

Hughlander
May 11, 2005

therobit posted:

Ok, we found the grossest Reddit post ever. Time to roll it up, because we can’t too this.

Generally as a male I am opposed to the “Kill all men” movement, but I have reconsidered my position.

That's hardly fair, it's 4chan not reddit.

Sisal Two-Step
May 29, 2006

mom without jaw
dad without wife


i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry

Hughlander posted:

If I have to suffer so do you

Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

Think about it logically

no thanks

Blastedhellscape
Jan 1, 2008

sootikins posted:

AITA for expecting my adult daughter to pay back what she owes me?

I like how the one example of his daughter's 'bad' behavior that he can dredge up was her only texting him a few times when she was on a school trip to another country. Like, even without parents who are controlling lunatics that's perfectly normal teenage behavior, and if you were a normal parent you'd just think "Welp, haven't heard much from my kid these past couple of days. Hope she's having a good time," instead of losing your poo poo when she comes home and grounding her.

That and 'backtalk.' God. A lot of these stories make me incredibly grateful that I had decent parents who just put up with me being a moody teenager.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

I wonder if that's the same guy who wrote a long winded letter to the man who took his daughter's virginity like 10 years previous. IIRC they weren't even acquaintances at that point anymore but the father was angry at having his daughter's virginity be robbed from him.

Sisal Two-Step
May 29, 2006

mom without jaw
dad without wife


i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry
AITA for speaking highly of my boyfriends exes when he tried to make me insecure by talking about them?

quote:

Another post here reminded me of a disagreement I had a few months ago. I'd said early on in my relationship with my boyfriend that I don't care to talk about past relationships or sexual partners, I understand everyone has a past but I don't care to get into detail.

And I felt like a few times he'd tell me about exes in a way to make me feel jealous or insecure in comparison. For example "subtly" mentioning they would do stuff in bed that I don't enjoy, a few days after I'd say no to something. Or comparing me unfavorably to them.

Anyway, I decided I wasn't going to let anyone make me feel less secure in myself.

So whenever my boyfriend would speak positively of them I'd speak even more highly. For example, when he'd mention an ex who had a thorough beauty treatment I'd say something like "Wow, she must be so smart to find the best things that work for her! All my friends who got really into skincare have such a good understanding of chemistry and biology, even though skincare is often looked down on for being girly. What did she study, again?"

"Oh, marketing? Wow, she must really understand people well, really know what makes people tick to do that! That's so impressive! Where's she work now? Oh, you don't keep in touch? That's a shame, I would have loved to meet her, she sounds so wonderful!

"Wait what, she wasn't a good person? But you always speak so highly of her! Well, everyone makes mistakes but I'm sure she's good at heart!"

This would of course irritate him because he felt that this ex of his wasn't a very good person and there were good reasons they broke up, and I was just gushing about how cool she was.

Another time, he mentioned having dated a wealthy girl in high school. He also mentioned another time how she joined the peace corps for a few years after college. And then whenever he'd bring her up again, I'd talk about how cool she sounded, how big of a leap of faith it must be to go from being in a very priveleged life to setting all luxuries aside to do good in the world.

And he started getting irritated with me saying that she cheated on him. And I said that they were young, people grow and change, and maybe he doesn't need to hold onto that much resentment about a girl he dated in his teens and early 20s.

Anyway after I stopped engaging in competition or resentment between women, he stopped bringing up other women in a way that seemed to be intended to foster competition.

I also felt better myself, I personally believe envy isn't a productive thing to engage in, you get much further in life by reframing it as admiration and respect.

But he was also angry that I spoke of his exes who he often had bad or upsetting breakups with in the way I'd speak of a dear friend who I admire. And I feel a little petty and passive aggressive for having done that.

AITA for speaking highly of my boyfriends exes?

Soylent Pudding
Jun 22, 2007

We've got people!


Nazattack posted:

It just means you're from the northern east coast. Yankee is the same level as offensive as cracker. In that it is not offensive unless your brain is broken.

I just remembered one time back in high school where I was volunteering in the local elementary schools after school program and this new kid saw me enter the classroom, made eye contact, and just screamed GRINGO! as loud as he could before falling over laughing. I laughed it off because that's just funny.

Tarkus posted:

I wonder if that's the same guy who wrote a long winded letter to the man who took his daughter's virginity like 10 years previous. IIRC they weren't even acquaintances at that point anymore but the father was angry at having his daughter's virginity be robbed from him.

Wasn't the dude praying to Jesus for magic spells to sap the guys life energy as well?

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Soylent Pudding posted:

Wasn't the dude praying to Jesus for magic spells to sap the guys life energy as well?

Yeah, assuming it was true the man was obviously having a mental break of some kind. He asked god to take his energy and give it to him in recompense.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Nazattack posted:

It just means you're from the northern east coast. Yankee is the same level as offensive as cracker. In that it is not offensive unless your brain is broken.
Okay, you made me do it.

Southerners think you're a Yankee if you're from above the Mason-Dixon line.
Northerners think you're a Yankee if you're from New England.
New Englanders think you're a Yankee if you're from [Maine or Vermont, usually].
Mainers think you're a Yankee if you eat pie for breakfast.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Okay, you made me do it.

Southerners think you're a Yankee if you're from above the Mason-Dixon line.
Northerners think you're a Yankee if you're from New England.
New Englanders think you're a Yankee if you're from [Maine or Vermont, usually].
Mainers think you're a Yankee if you eat pie for breakfast.

People from the British Isles think you're a Yank if you're from anywhere in the US.

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
it's definitely a perjorative, but only if you desperately want to be considered as part of whatever in-group is trying to Other you with it

Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?
Fun Shoe
My MIL called me a yankee in jest and I was confused because I'm from the midwest.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Anyone calling me a yankee as a slur, like, cmon now. It’s like saying I’m fat. Bitch like I don’t know?

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
dammit, i told you to shave those sideburns!

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Just don't call me late for dinner! :yum:

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

Look Closer
Call the dog Seppo instead

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

sootikins posted:

AITA for expecting my adult daughter to pay back what she owes me?

I've never seen -9K on a comment before I checked his comments on this one...

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Absurd Alhazred posted:

People from the British Isles think you're a Yank if you're from anywhere in the US.

I called a Southerner a Yank once jokingly and they threatened to lynch me.

Traditional southern hospitality I guess?

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Double post

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒
That IS pretty traditional

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

Lol at getting upset about Yankee. I think that's even more thin skinned than getting mad about Gringo.

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3
The Yankees won the war. They are the majority group. Yankee cannot be a slur for the same reasons Karen or White are not slurs. Good stuff.

AITA for saying that saying excuse me after farting doesn’t make it any less gross?

quote:

We don’t quite live together but we basically do. And he farts a lot by my standards. Probably not a lot by medical standards but I hear him fart atleast 4-5 times a day. He just lets one rip pretty much anywhere and then “politely” says excuse me after. I brought this up with him and told him how I felt and he says he didn’t get what else I expected him to do. I yold him it makes sense if it was an accident, but he’s not even trying to leave the room.

He says he thinks leaving the room is way to much work and I should chill out. I think we were just raised differently honestly but it’s still annoying. When I was younger I wouldn’t get in trouble for farting next to people by accident ( even though my dad was overly dramatic and I was an easily embarrassed child), but it was definitely encouraged to hold it if you were right next to someone and leave the room.

I asked him if he’s ever heard me fart next to him and he agreed that he hadn’t. I feel like that proved what I was trying to say, but he just says why don’t I start letting go as well. Obviously I’m not comfortable with that. Aita here?

(added paragraph breaks)

"How DARE you not be ashamed for the sin of having a body?!"

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
I've always just taken it to mean shorthand for 'you're not from here' in a derisive sense, like you are missing the local social cues obviously and it shows

And yeh the only people who will get angry about that are the sorts of people who take being what they consider 'native' to a place as being inherently superior over those who migrate. So, racists and nationalists.

If someone gets angry at Yank, they're telling on themselves lol

StrangersInTheNight fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Feb 2, 2022

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

If I'm around someone and I have to fart I leave the room, either to my home office or to a bathroom.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Coming from Nebraska and therefore as a neutral party in northern southern cultural conflict, hearing "yankee" used perjoratively by southerners always worried me a little because it is a holdover from the Civil War and in my mind raises questions about the politics of the person using it. Never heard a southern Black person use the term, for instance

Meanwhile, in the context of foreign nationals using it to say "Yankees go home", that is something I can respect. Yankees should go home.

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3
It's clear from context you mean if you're at home, but I can't get over the image of you at lunch with someone, asking them to hold on, driving home to fart, and then immediately turning around.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

a yankee is basically someone who doesn't hold doors open and honks their horn in traffic

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

Midnight Voyager posted:

I've never seen -9K on a comment before I checked his comments on this one...

Would you mind sharing with the rest of the class?

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

also yankees are very passionate about hot dog toppings

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Cacator posted:

Would you mind sharing with the rest of the class?

Reddit has upvotes and downvotes on posts. That particular post was not particularly liked.

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Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?

Cacator posted:

Would you mind sharing with the rest of the class?

From the OP:

quote:

I don't keep track of what I spend on my other daughter because she lives with me and loves me. I get a "good morning" a "good night" from her everyday. She's also a lot more easy than Aria, she doesn't talk back to me like Aria did. Also, Aria left voluntarily and her mother is capable enough to provide for her without my money. I shouldn't be forced to pay for a child I don't even know any more. Aria hasn't earned my money, she is living comfortably at her mother's house and sees me as an ATM, and I'm not willing to pay not even a penny. I'm planning to take this to higher courts, and all expenses on lawyers will be added to her debts. I told Aria that she could come live with me and we could forget about the debt, but she still chooses to live with her mother. She says she needs time to live with me again and she wants to go slow, but she's an adult and would certainly go live with her boyfriend without going slowly? Or even a friend. She wants everything while giving nothing in return. So if she's not even willing to come back to live with me, the debt will still be up.
and in second place with -7k:

quote:

I sent her some texts, to which she replied. But she never initiated the conversation or even told us how her day went. I understand with the data roaming she could only use her phone when she had internet, but when she was back at the hotel she could've at least said something.

Aria made her decision, which was staying at Sandra's. She's an adult now and I shouldn't be forced to pay her if she chose her mother, she is the one who should be paying.

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