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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/websiteidi0t/status/1488985281533521922?t=NVpSzHcGwkKODK3Izpc5Aw&s=19

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Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


That's just how you oil your cat statue

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Serperoth posted:

Does this have a time limit? Please don't tell me Sir Terry Pratchett was a creep

By all accounts, an absolute mensch. I've never heard about Octavia Butler or Ursula Le Guin harassing anybody.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


https://twitter.com/ktemkin/status/1489146679005642753

Friend
Aug 3, 2008


Also this Onion article from 1998
New $5,000 Multimedia Computer System Downloads Real-Time TV Programs, Displays Them On Monitor


The Onion posted:

"Imagine watching TV at the click of a mouse, instead of a remote control," Compaq director of product development Bill Welborne said. "With the Compaq Presario 6000 and a few reasonably priced add-ons, you'll never have to watch TV on a television again."

According to Welborne, for a $49 monthly fee, owners of the Presario 6000 will be able to access network websites, where 300MB ".vid files" will be available for download. The downloaded files can then be conveniently viewed on the Presario 6000 using a special TV-dedicated version of Netscape Communicator 4.0, priced at just $89.95.

Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?
Fun Shoe

Serperoth posted:

Does this have a time limit? Please don't tell me Sir Terry Pratchett was a creep

Pratchett is one of those dudes where after his death you keep getting new heartwarming stories you were not previously aware of.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

flavor.flv posted:

It's crazy that the only commercial success Kliban ever had was with those stupid cat drawings

Like, imagine if at some point in his set between the jokes about raping dead prostitutes Andrew Dice Clay included a poem about how much he loves his mom and that poem ended up on mugs and shirts and desk calendars for decades to the point where almost everybody that's ever heard his name knows him as the mom poem guy

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟



Me too, Fred.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches







The man was an underappreciated genius

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/DannyDeraney/status/1489282070916452354?s=20&t=KUUnwS0WZWjZ7C96rRuk7w

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
https://twitter.com/letsgameitout/status/1488258465961234432

Fools Infinite
Mar 21, 2006
Journeyman
I always think of this (NSFW?) Kliban comic.

Also,

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Benagain posted:

Pratchett is one of those dudes where after his death you keep getting new heartwarming stories you were not previously aware of.

I just remembered this one

https://twitter.com/thetallulahhh/status/1422487507413917698

:kimchi:

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...



I'm sorry but I can't handle something this wholesome this early in the day

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Dick Butkus getting verified and just ethering people is not what I expected from 2022 but I'm here for it

https://twitter.com/thedickbutkus/status/1489274218755899394

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

https://twitter.com/jon_bois/status/1489341748354727945/photo/1

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Isn't a lot of garlic peeling done by slave labor in China?

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

Mr. Lobe posted:

This tracks



CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Scarodactyl posted:

Isn't a lot of garlic peeling done by slave labor in China?

A lot of agriculture is effectively slave labor

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/Senn_Spud/status/1488929164254007300

https://twitter.com/ZachIsASkull/status/1488631025999790082

https://twitter.com/laurawritesit/status/1488690269536980996

https://twitter.com/dietz_meredith/status/1488954854777176065

https://twitter.com/CatChangelog/status/1489243984656486401

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Lollin

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/1489391421954007045

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Scarodactyl posted:

Isn't a lot of garlic peeling done by slave labor in China?

Basically everything is done by slave labour in china. What makes garlic so special

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/jpbrammer/status/1489395044520022021?s=20&t=koJB-gQaFg53ljm3AHGpaw

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump



(kindle unlimited if you want some Draculas in your life)

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


https://twitter.com/Sethrogen/status/1489408698984251394

Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters

There is currently a convoy of lovely redneck antivax truckers 'protesting' in Ottawa and oh boy do I agree with this tweet with all my heart.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Your Gay Uncle posted:

Dick Butkus getting verified and just ethering people is not what I expected from 2022 but I'm here for it

https://twitter.com/thedickbutkus/status/1489274218755899394

This is killing me lmao

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Morpheus posted:

There is currently a convoy of lovely redneck antivax truckers 'protesting' in Ottawa and oh boy do I agree with this tweet with all my heart.

Are water balloons full of urine illegal over there, or something?

...I mean, it would be illegal over here, but is it illegal over there as well?

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

Hyperlynx posted:

Are water balloons full of urine illegal over there, or something?

...I mean, it would be illegal over here, but is it illegal over there as well?

It's the middle of winter there so you'd might as well throw bricks at them if you're chucking frozen blocks of piss.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Beartaco posted:

It's the middle of winter there so you'd might as well throw bricks at them if you're chucking frozen blocks of piss.

Well, if you insist.

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




Beartaco posted:

It's the middle of winter there so you'd might as well throw bricks at them if you're chucking frozen blocks of piss.

Go on...

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

Your Gay Uncle posted:

Dick Butkus getting verified and just ethering people is not what I expected from 2022 but I'm here for it

https://twitter.com/thedickbutkus/status/1489274218755899394

He is on fire

https://twitter.com/thedickbutkus/status/1488653751695159296?s=20&t=jrrWYqnCUdHRgq2ZoY1r1Q

https://twitter.com/thedickbutkus/status/1485643041536983046?s=20&t=jrrWYqnCUdHRgq2ZoY1r1Q

Petition to refer to tweeting as tooting from now on:

https://twitter.com/thedickbutkus/status/1487110207398457344?s=20&t=jrrWYqnCUdHRgq2ZoY1r1Q

https://twitter.com/thedickbutkus/status/1487110480393084928?s=20&t=jrrWYqnCUdHRgq2ZoY1r1Q

Apparently he started a podcast and based on his tooting I think I'm gonna give it a listen.

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀



oh my god, his pinned tweet
https://twitter.com/thedickbutkus/status/1486150824669634563
:allears:

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe

Big endian code on a little endian CPU.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/lolennui/status/1489353992048050176?s=21

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/jrhennessy/status/1489511372337860608?s=21

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




https://twitter.com/LanceStLaurent/status/1087206373333573633?s=20&t=Zzi2GDiosbRIsRD4G9Qf1A

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Goddamn "Super Blood Wolf Moon" sounds like an album that came out in 1998

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freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

My child is also named Super Blood Wolf Moon

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