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Futanari Damacy posted:I know this is a joke, but where I live at least one person was killed in the last year from a sheet of ice blowing off the roof of an SUV and impaling the driver of the vehicle behind it it's the perfect crime when the murder weapon melts away
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FistEnergy posted:I really enjoyed tarpchat, thank u everyone. I worked 23 hours yesterday and 20 the day before and I needed a laugh Sometimes people just need the tarp ripped off their preconceived notions of the possible.
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Feb 4, 2022 19:25
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TarpShield cars go farther.
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Feb 4, 2022 19:27
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ok i've been thinking, what if after it snows on your tarp'ed car you tie the tarp to something stationary and then gun the engine and then voila the snow is gone with the tarp
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Feb 4, 2022 20:06
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My gods, what is that man doing to his tarp?!?!?!?!?
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Feb 4, 2022 20:06
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If you lie down on your car and become the tarp, you can simply stand up and shake the snow off.
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Feb 4, 2022 20:07
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If the problem is the tarp rubbing on the car, simply use some metal or wooden polls to construct a frame that keeps the tarp from touching the car.
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Feb 4, 2022 20:21
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what if instead of putting a tarp on the car, you put a heated blanket on it, then turn it on and melt all the snow
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SirPablo posted:Cloud free night across the planet planet's clear, cloud wait, where'd he go
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Feb 4, 2022 20:35
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i store my tarps under my car to protect them from the elements
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Dustcat posted:i store my tarps under my car to protect them from the elements What if you drive a Honda Element and it is leaking oil, huh? Huh? Bet you didn't even think of that.
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Otacon posted:What if you drive a Honda Element and it is leaking oil, huh? Huh? hmmm good point i should probably put a tarp over them
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Feb 4, 2022 20:57
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That strange guy posted:
that's the worst andy daly character i've ever seen
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Feb 4, 2022 21:05
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What if you put a tarp on the tarp
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Feb 4, 2022 21:11
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oh my god this just popped up in my tl —— kismet!!! https://twitter.com/DjHustlenomics/status/1489423492865007617
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Feb 4, 2022 21:12
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SirPablo posted:What if you put a tarp on the tarp literally came to post my genius idea about just using two tarps. gently caress
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Feb 4, 2022 21:19
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Nenonen posted:The key to winter driving is to clear a palm sized spot in the windscreen and pretend you're an U-boat captain navigating by periscope in the middle of an arctic convoy! I imagine it more like a tank's viewslit
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Feb 4, 2022 21:23
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if you can put a crack in the ice on the roof of the car you can pour in homemade de-icer and eventually it'll melt the ice that's keeping it attached to the car you you can begin chipping away at it
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:oh my god this just popped up in my tl —— kismet!!! that man has the strength of many
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Feb 4, 2022 21:44
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If it's too much to lift, you can always knock some of it off with a push broom
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:oh my god this just popped up in my tl —— kismet!!! I wouldn’t even brush that tiny bit off just wiper and go. let’s see him do that with 12 inches
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Mr. Lobe posted:If it's too much to lift, you can always knock some of it off with a push broom I did this with the end of an old one this year and broke it off in the snow on my roof  I thought I could just kinda cut a block off from below.. nope
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:oh my god this just popped up in my tl —— kismet!!! 
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Feb 4, 2022 22:07
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So... it is a thing you can do?
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Feb 4, 2022 22:20
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what if you drive a tarp
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Vernii posted:I imagine it more like a tank's viewslit TARGET T72 RANGE ONE THOUSAND YARDS, FIRE SABOT [crashes into Chevy Trax]
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Feb 4, 2022 22:32
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Atleast 1/3 of Memphis and the surrounding area has been without power for 30 hours or so, with freezing temps and trees falling everywhere. the local power company said it might take days to fully recover. People are comparing it to the ‘94 ice storm. I was only four when that happened, but I can still remember it a bit, and it was much worse. Our power was out for two weeks, hopefully it won’t take that long this time. My power went out from 10-9 yesterday, then went back on, and then off again at 6 in the morning.
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Feb 4, 2022 23:27
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i say swears online posted:literally came to post my genius idea about just using two tarps. gently caress 2 tarps 1 goon
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OK baizuo posted:That happens anyway though? You just gotta smack em around a little bit on the windshield I neglected to prop my wipers up once before a round of freezing rain in Kansas and wound up with a multi-inch thick block of ice gluing my wipers to the windshield. I haven't made the same mistake since.
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Feb 4, 2022 23:58
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I’ve never even considered pouring boiling water on my car to clear ice and snow. I assume it would crack the windshield, blister the paint, and melt plastic stuff?
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Bob Socko posted:I’ve never even considered pouring boiling water on my car to clear ice and snow. I assume it would crack the windshield, blister the paint, and melt plastic stuff? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqCzJ9yJWaI
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:oh my god this just popped up in my tl —— kismet!!! This only works when the car is fresh out of the box.
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Feb 5, 2022 00:53
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i still play D&D over discord with people back in memphis and our thursday game got canceled as a result, sucks
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:oh my god this just popped up in my tl —— kismet!!! if you listen carefully you can hear the sound of non-tarp-believers getting owned
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I got two dozen peanut butter cookies from the old nurse neighbor because i'm a big strong boy shoveling snow 
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Jesus it's loving cold out!!!!? What the gently caress!!!
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Call me insane if I'm out of line here but like I've been thinking of this problem all day. I sat wrapped up in a tarp not even eating. What if instead of a tarp we put our vehicle in a purpose built structure with like a door big enough for one to drive in and out of? I know I know crazy. Make it big enough and one could even like put other poo poo like bikes and lawnmowers in (but then it might become so full we need the tarp again so store tarps in the building for sure. Edit: Also my old lady neighbor owes me some got drat cookies, I always do her sidewalk. tater_salad has issued a correction as of 02:58 on Feb 5, 2022 |
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