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learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
oh he's pissed people off :lol:

s > this ice field has become war zone in abudban
s > slasher , statios, belicos, caracal navu isue


Edit: More techno for the retriever gods https://zkillboard.com/kill/98584555/

learnincurve fucked around with this message at 15:59 on Feb 2, 2022

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BounceBanana
Feb 3, 2021
Where'd all the Doctor Who sites go? That was the best thing that ever happened to EvE.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
over now I'm afraid. If CCP don't learn from this and Nexus then they are fools.

It was an exercise on not listening to nerds bitching on the forums though.

BounceBanana
Feb 3, 2021
Oh well Gala skins are next I guess

Orions Lord
May 21, 2012
I was bored so I started to kill the safety boys/girls in highsec.

Never thought they are just as whining little boy/girls as the rest of high sec.

I have a new hobby now.

Kungfu Trader
Aug 15, 2020

Well, that escalated quickly.

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

FRT just dumpstered that dread fleet right? Those folks what got dumpstered hold a lot of lowsec r64s right? FRT might want to capitalize on that.

That would make a lot of sence. Moon goo is still worth it.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Orions Lord posted:

I was bored so I started to kill the safety boys/girls in highsec.

Never thought they are just as whining little boy/girls as the rest of high sec.

I have a new hobby now.


idk the time frame but Safety. used to have a load of pos feeding their PvP, then they pissed off the wrong high sec miner. This dude undocked in 100 praxis and murdered all their poo poo with other miners tagging along as tacklers. Now they can't war dec.

xblackdog
Dec 19, 2013

Organic Lamb Sauce.
Made for angels, by angels.

learnincurve posted:

So our friend got baited into properly hitting the ice belt with multiple alts instead of beating up venture rookies


Then got killed by a dude in a retriever. Twice


https://zkillboard.com/kill/98583402/

https://zkillboard.com/kill/98583651/

update:

3 times

https://zkillboard.com/kill/98584126/

By hobgoblin Is no less! The guy probably doesn't even have good drone skills, and he still couldn't do it!

Orions Lord posted:

I was bored so I started to kill the safety boys/girls in highsec.

Never thought they are just as whining little boy/girls as the rest of high sec.

I have a new hobby now.

That sounds like a fun hobby! If only you could harvest their salt.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
I mean I'm not above checking what ships he's using and killing and selling in system but he's just so unbearably dull. Turns out he was doing this before he joined goons, in this same system, which he’s only left twice, once to go to the keepstar kill and then again to go join in the udema feeding frenzy.



BOOOORING


1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE

Orions Lord posted:

I was bored so I started to kill the safety boys/girls in highsec.

Never thought they are just as whining little boy/girls as the rest of high sec.

I have a new hobby now.

ur dumb

xblackdog
Dec 19, 2013

Organic Lamb Sauce.
Made for angels, by angels.

learnincurve posted:

I mean I'm not above checking what ships he's using and killing and selling in system but he's just so unbearably dull. Turns out he was doing this before he joined goons, in this same system, which he’s only left twice, once to go to the keepstar kill and then again to go join in the udema feeding frenzy.



BOOOORING




>You need better RP
>[Even worse RP]
Just. Dude. Stop.
Like there's so much to do here, hell I get around more turning big rocks into small rocks, and then compressed rocks... He needs a mentor, or something..

xblackdog
Dec 19, 2013

Organic Lamb Sauce.
Made for angels, by angels.
*In the Arms of an Angle playing in the background*
Every day capsuleers embarrass themselves, attempting to kill static rifters and ventures. You can help put a stop to this, by donating just a small amount a month to the GSRP (GoonSwarm Rehabilitation Program)!
For a mere 10,000,000isk/day, you can take sadbros off the street! Please, donate now! Every isk counts towards rehabilitating the lost and damned!

Orions Lord
May 21, 2012

Nah just bored after the war.

1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE

Orions Lord posted:

Nah just bored after the war.

dumb!

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

don't sign your posts

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting
Moonfire is an alliance of 2 dudes multiboxing, pass it on.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Purple Helmets are moving expensive poo poo out of low sec when they think no one is watching if that is relevant to anyone.

w > seen 2 paladins and charon and provi all helmet going past rens

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.

learnincurve posted:

Purple Helmets are moving expensive poo poo out of low sec when they think no one is watching if that is relevant to anyone.

w > seen 2 paladins and charon and provi all helmet going past rens

Two marauders have moved? Pretty big deal.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
I just had to explain to a newbie teenage Russian what a ganker was and his immediate reaction was the following and I'm crying

> Right now I'll take a warship and have fun



e: purple helmets have been streaming out of lowsec since DT and brave have been knocking about in rens so it looks like we get to watch a pirate fight this weekend

learnincurve fucked around with this message at 15:15 on Feb 4, 2022

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!
I feel like the quality of drama in this thread has taken a nosedive

TheWeedNumber
Apr 20, 2020

by sebmojo

Dalael posted:

I feel like the quality of drama in this thread has taken a nosedive

yeah its pretty loving lame

how's atlantis treating you nerd

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008

Dalael posted:

I feel like the quality of drama in this thread has taken a nosedive

Is it about time to see the time honored tradition posts of asking goons why they aren’t fighting <random group x> from people who never leave highsec yet?

TheWeedNumber
Apr 20, 2020

by sebmojo

Rhymenoserous posted:

Is it about time to see the time honored tradition posts of asking goons why they aren’t fighting <random group x> from people who never leave highsec yet?

idk but what i do know is gobbins is a bitch

https://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/sjv7nz/the_gobberino_is_upset/

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

:ccp: should just lure all Phorde trash with some Pochven-exclusive event, and then yeet it one more time to keep New Eden dry and happy.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Eve needs a war

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
Sorry, we just had one and told panfam and friends to loving do one for thirteen straight months. They can go kill each other for a change

Dik Hz
Feb 22, 2004

Fun with Science

Someone ping for stupid idiot fleet. I want to lose a blops

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting

Dik Hz posted:

Someone ping for stupid idiot fleet. I want to lose a blops

You wrang?

https://zkillboard.com/related/30004750/202202050000/

Dik Hz
Feb 22, 2004

Fun with Science


How do I join up?

xblackdog
Dec 19, 2013

Organic Lamb Sauce.
Made for angels, by angels.

>we got warm bodies for free
>I didn't bother taking into account I had a mixed fleet
>This is somehow their fault not mine
>QQ make your own fleets!
Was that his first time FCing, or is he like that every day?

Orions Lord
May 21, 2012
I see the Kusion fleet hitting on safety.

Is this some kind of tactic to sell kill rights or are they having a real fight.

Baron of Bad News
Aug 4, 2009

xblackdog posted:

>we got warm bodies for free
>I didn't bother taking into account I had a mixed fleet
>This is somehow their fault not mine
>QQ make your own fleets!
Was that his first time FCing, or is he like that every day?

He is a petulant space mcdonalds franchise manager every day, yes.

TheWeedNumber
Apr 20, 2020

by sebmojo

xblackdog posted:

>we got warm bodies for free
>I didn't bother taking into account I had a mixed fleet
>This is somehow their fault not mine
>QQ make your own fleets!
Was that his first time FCing, or is he like that every day?


Baron of Bad News posted:

He is a petulant space mcdonalds franchise manager every day, yes.

he's a really brittle personality

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
uks sake, this MMH* fake goon weapon isn't getting anyone to buy his dumb mining permits and has resorted to a stream of this kind of shite in local.


NIDLS > и языки забыли)))
Tec8n0 > I dont speak noodle
Tec8n0 > use a real language


* https://imgur.com/bI4NCRj

learnincurve fucked around with this message at 19:10 on Feb 5, 2022

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
I have no idea why this escalated but gently caress me this was absolutely hilarious. Especially when our FC asked us to kill the pilot rear end Wideshut and comms just corpsed for a while

Feliday Melody
May 8, 2021

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

I have no idea why this escalated but gently caress me this was absolutely hilarious. Especially when our FC asked us to kill the pilot rear end Wideshut and comms just corpsed for a while

Died horribly in a fire in that fight. Would do again.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting
I got on like 60 kills then logged off in feyth because the fc wanted to take us home the long way.

I got tacos to eat man.

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

That bukkake party was crazy!

Nyan Bread fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Feb 5, 2022

xblackdog
Dec 19, 2013

Organic Lamb Sauce.
Made for angels, by angels.

Baron of Bad News posted:

He is a petulant space mcdonalds franchise manager every day, yes.

TheWeedNumber posted:

he's a really brittle personality

God help the poor souls who made the mistake of joining PH then.

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Beach Bum
Jan 13, 2010

xblackdog posted:

God help the poor souls who made the mistake of joining PH then.

As We are His Instrument We shall send them on their Way

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