Weatherdammerung 2024: I didn't expect it to get this weird and bad this soon

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A Bakers Cousin: Dec 18, 2003; by vyelkin

I mean it works for the Chicago metro, are you better than the Chicago metro?

# ? Feb 7, 2022 02:42

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 07:47

Presto: Nov 22, 2002; Keep calm and Harry on.

What if, hear me out here, instead of dumping all that salt on the roads in winter they just rolled out a big long tarp?

# ? Feb 7, 2022 04:47

A Bakers Cousin: Dec 18, 2003; by vyelkin

What if we had tarps above the road?

# ? Feb 7, 2022 04:49

smoobles: Sep 4, 2014

why don't they simply make the snowstorm out of tarp

# ? Feb 7, 2022 05:01

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

SirPablo posted:

HARPSTER TARP

# ? Feb 7, 2022 05:05

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

# ? Feb 7, 2022 05:17

Moot .1415926535: Mar 24, 2006; Yep, that's pretty much it.

okay that just seems like taking the frostguard thing for your windshield to it�s logical conclusion to me

good looks

e: wait pretend I put an edgy sexual assault thing in this post

# ? Feb 7, 2022 05:21

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

code:

URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE
National Weather Service Chicago/Romeoville IL
300 PM CST Sun Feb 6 2021

...SNOW TARP WARNING...

The National Weather Service in Chicago has issued a
SNOW TARP WARNING for the entire Chicagoland area in
effect from 8 AM Sunday to 8 PM Monday.

Residents are strongly advised to cover their cars with
tarps.

# ? Feb 7, 2022 05:55

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

ITT: criminals

quote:

18 U.S. Code � 2074 - False weather reports

Whoever knowingly issues or publishes any counterfeit weather forecast or warning of weather conditions falsely representing such forecast or warning to have been issued or published by the Weather Bureau, United States Signal Service, or other branch of the Government service, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ninety days, or both.

(June 25, 1948, ch. 645, 62 Stat. 795; Pub. L. 103�322, title XXXIII, � 330016(1)(G), Sept. 13, 1994, 108 Stat. 2147.)

# ? Feb 7, 2022 06:16

taqueso: Mar 8, 2004

i am harry posted:

if you pull the tarps under the wheels while the car is in neutral fast enough it'll take off

I was rereading tarp chat and this is criminally underappreciated

# ? Feb 7, 2022 06:17

Rev. Bleech_: Oct 19, 2004; ~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

when tarp talk ends simply delete this post and the others will come off easy peasy

# ? Feb 7, 2022 06:28

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

taqueso posted:

I was rereading tarp chat and this is criminally underappreciated

yeah but if you take it off too fast itll just be the table cloth trick with all the snow still on the car

# ? Feb 7, 2022 06:28

Shifty Nipples: Apr 8, 2007

SirPablo posted:

code:

URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE
National Weather Service Chicago/Romeoville IL
300 PM CST Sun Feb 6 2021

...SNOW TARP WARNING...

The National Weather Service in Chicago has issued a
SNOW TARP WARNING for the entire Chicagoland area in
effect from 8 AM Sunday to 8 PM Monday.

Residents are strongly advised to cover their cars with
tarps.

# ? Feb 7, 2022 06:44

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Platystemon posted:

ITT: criminals

listen nerd

# ? Feb 7, 2022 06:45

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

Shifty Nipples posted:

Did the tarp store write this

# ? Feb 7, 2022 06:45

Shifty Nipples: Apr 8, 2007

frictionless spherical tarp in a snow vacuum

# ? Feb 7, 2022 06:46

apatheticman: May 13, 2003; Wedge Regret

Why don't you just tarp the world superman?

# ? Feb 7, 2022 06:51

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

El Burbo posted:

lol

# ? Feb 7, 2022 07:32

Koirhor: Jan 14, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

remember when the FBI shot tarp man?

# ? Feb 7, 2022 14:10

JAY ZERO SUM GAME: Oct 18, 2005; Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.

if only we had a huge, rigid, tarp to live under

maybe, hemispherical

# ? Feb 7, 2022 14:22

Zurtilik: Oct 23, 2015; The Biggest Brain in Guardia

What if you disassembled the car and brought it inside with you?

# ? Feb 7, 2022 14:29

tater_salad: Sep 15, 2007

Platystemon posted:

ITT: criminals

ITT: It's Tarp Time?

# ? Feb 7, 2022 14:31

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Tarp! *click*

# ? Feb 7, 2022 14:37

How!: Oct 29, 2009

just make a little fire inside your car so the snow melts when it lands on the roof

# ? Feb 7, 2022 14:43

Floor is lava: May 14, 2007; Fallen Rib

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

when tarp talk ends simply delete this post and the others will come off easy peasy

new forum background

# ? Feb 7, 2022 14:48

TACD: Oct 27, 2000

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

when tarp talk ends simply delete this post and the others will come off easy peasy

there are four tarps!!

# ? Feb 7, 2022 15:34

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

All this tarp chat has me finecum

# ? Feb 7, 2022 15:52

Gunshow Poophole: Sep 14, 2008; OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069; Clapping Larry

Koirhor posted:

remember when the FBI shot tarp man?

Sorry I only remember sailor

# ? Feb 7, 2022 16:24

Gunshow Poophole: Sep 14, 2008; OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069; Clapping Larry

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

All this tarp chat has me finecum

Lavoy is that you?? how are you still alive!

# ? Feb 7, 2022 16:25

atomicgeek: Jul 5, 2007; noony noony noony nooooooo

Wait, if you think about it a series of Ikea bags is even better because they're basically tarps with handles

# ? Feb 7, 2022 18:17

Honky Mao: Dec 26, 2012

How about a heated tarp. With an insulated side so it doesn't melt your paint or whatever. Snow melts as it lands on the tarp, solving the issue of heavy tarp

# ? Feb 7, 2022 23:10

Honky Mao: Dec 26, 2012

I predict that within 20 years, Tesla vehicles will be emitting microwaves when it senses snow

# ? Feb 7, 2022 23:13

Wraith of J.O.I.: Jan 25, 2012

how's this still even a debate! we have video evidence the tarp method works!

# ? Feb 7, 2022 23:15

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

tarp! tapr! tarp! tarp!

# ? Feb 7, 2022 23:17

hifi: Jul 25, 2012

SorePotato posted:

How about a heated tarp. With an insulated side so it doesn't melt your paint or whatever. Snow melts as it lands on the tarp, solving the issue of heavy tarp

the tarp isn't heavy though. if you peel back the tarp you can move like eighty inches of snow because you are doing it gradually (calculus works the same way)

# ? Feb 7, 2022 23:32