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easy 700 million at the box office
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and the next 10 colossi or so are just like a montage, and the central conflict of the movie is wanders confrontation with the priest guy that shows up for like 5 mins at the end.
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# ? Feb 7, 2022 22:02 |
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Cubone posted:disney's shadow of the colossus
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# ? Feb 7, 2022 22:04 |
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Space Kablooey posted:and the next 10 colossi or so are just like a montage, and the central conflict of the movie is wanders confrontation with the priest guy that shows up for like 5 mins at the end. There's fourty five minutes of the priests backstory as a high powered executive that wants to weaponize the colossuses
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# ? Feb 7, 2022 22:20 |
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but his mom was ran over by a colossus so he's justified
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# ? Feb 7, 2022 22:27 |
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Also they will fill 45 minutes of the runtime with the priest being depressed on an island, talking cynically about the whole sealing Dormin thing, but then he gets over it in the end and does what we already expected him to do, but audiences think that his cynical phase is where the real message of the movie is.
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# ? Feb 7, 2022 22:33 |
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Driftingmouse posted:It's here, the 2022 nominations for this year's Razzies. Randarkman posted:The Razzies kind of suck. Jose Oquendo posted:The two leads for Uncharted are horribly miscast. Mr. Meagles posted:Frankly a globetrotting, treasure-hunting adventure/mystery with interesting twists, exotic locales and exciting, real action setpieces sounds pretty fun. Sounds great actually. We'll have to see if dangling spiderman and mark wahlberg in front of a green screen for 2 hours can create the illusion of that. https://i.imgur.com/zEmXEwl.mp4 Assepoester fucked around with this message at 22:45 on Feb 7, 2022 |
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The Righteous Gemstones is both the best comedy and the best drama airing right now, goddamn that last episode.
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# ? Feb 7, 2022 23:20 |
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Jose Oquendo posted:The two leads for Uncharted are horribly miscast. Maybe Tom Holland will age into it and Mark Wahlberg will price out of it and we'll find out from a post ITT in 2035 that Uncharted 5 (A Crackle Exclusive) is actually pretty fun.
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# ? Feb 7, 2022 23:27 |
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The United States posted:The Sky Pirates bit from the trailer was actually new and exciting as these big budget action blockbusters go, a shame about the rest though This is a step beyond FF level ridiculous. It is profoundly stupid in a way that's almost difficult to qualify.
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# ? Feb 7, 2022 23:28 |
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that's a heckuva helicopter they've got there
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# ? Feb 7, 2022 23:29 |
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Either those galleons are made of balsa wood or they've upped the lift capacity of the Air Crane by an order of magnitude. It's not really a technical detail, its like a child lifting a tank.
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# ? Feb 7, 2022 23:32 |
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infernal machines posted:This is a step beyond FF level ridiculous. It reminds of that Hugh Jackman Peter Pan movie. Holding out for Smelling Like Teen Spirit.
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# ? Feb 7, 2022 23:35 |
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Mordja posted:The Righteous Gemstones is both the best comedy and the best drama airing right now, goddamn that last episode. Agreed. I'm not sure how these same people brought us Halloween Kills.
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# ? Feb 7, 2022 23:36 |
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The United States posted:The Sky Pirates bit from the trailer was actually new and exciting as these big budget action blockbusters go, a shame about the rest though a CH-54 has a maximum load capacity of 10 tons the internet tells me that a three-masted warship from the age of sail weighs anywhere between 150 and 1,000 tons i'm mad
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# ? Feb 7, 2022 23:36 |
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they're airships so they're mostly filled with air
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# ? Feb 7, 2022 23:38 |
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Also you totally would be able to hear marky mark yelling from the cockpit down to the ship under a set of gigantic helicopter blades
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# ? Feb 7, 2022 23:40 |
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stephenthinkpad posted:It reminds of that Hugh Jackman Peter Pan movie. Holding out for Smelling Like Teen Spirit. Are you ready for a tinkling acoustic cover of a gen-x rock song? Sagebrush posted:a CH-54 has a maximum load capacity of 10 tons If only my disbelief could be suspended from those helicopters
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# ? Feb 7, 2022 23:42 |
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Sagebrush posted:a CH-54 has a maximum load capacity of 10 tons how about when that load is quickly swinging from side to side as the helicopter flies through a winding gorge?
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# ? Feb 7, 2022 23:43 |
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How in the gently caress is Halloween Kills not in nomination for worst movie of the year?
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# ? Feb 7, 2022 23:48 |
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infernal machines posted:If only my disbelief could be suspended from those helicopters
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# ? Feb 7, 2022 23:50 |
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Castor Poe posted:How in the gently caress is Halloween Kills not in nomination for worst movie of the year? Because the Razzies are lame, and much more interested in making GBS threads on things they think are weird than bad movies.
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# ? Feb 7, 2022 23:55 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0DkuC2c8cs
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# ? Feb 8, 2022 00:01 |
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airships are cool you boring twits
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# ? Feb 8, 2022 00:15 |
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I watched The Kid Detective just there and had a massively visceral reaction to the final ten mins. Really good stuff.
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# ? Feb 8, 2022 00:18 |
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Quantum of Phallus posted:I watched The Kid Detective just there and had a massively visceral reaction to the final ten mins. Really good stuff. Dude, for real. Just an absolute kick to the gut. I really loved that movie.
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# ? Feb 8, 2022 00:26 |
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Jeremy Renner traveling the midwest on his rennervated bike solving problems and standing up for the little guy Rennergade e: meant southwest but I'm keeping it
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# ? Feb 8, 2022 00:29 |
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can’t wait for the Jeremy Renner comeback of 2030 dubbed “the rennerssance”
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# ? Feb 8, 2022 00:30 |
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it's gonna be a hot year for him, disney better know what a star they have under contract he might wanna rennergotiate
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# ? Feb 8, 2022 00:32 |
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https://twitter.com/KaelanRamos/status/1490759215828324364
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# ? Feb 8, 2022 00:33 |
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Crennerble hawkusations of renneral harassment
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# ? Feb 8, 2022 00:33 |
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Reremy Jenner
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# ? Feb 8, 2022 00:36 |
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stop posting obvious Twitter bait I beg
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# ? Feb 8, 2022 00:38 |
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The United States posted:I've never even heard of any of those except Space Jam 2
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Been a bit since the last Pirates of the Carribean movie so maybe the props and effects were cheap?
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# ? Feb 8, 2022 00:42 |
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Firebert posted:https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1490777621726220288 The name is giving me a loving seizure. You do note renovate a car. You renovate a house. Cars can be modified, restored, or rebuilt. gently caress every talentless exec who signed off on this because their tiny brain stem was able to recognise the existence of a pun but not the relevance.
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# ? Feb 8, 2022 00:48 |
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Gripweed posted:Imagine getting outsmarted by the title of a Jeremy Renner show. Suck my piss fingers
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# ? Feb 8, 2022 00:51 |
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Rennerbation
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# ? Feb 8, 2022 00:56 |
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his "lifelong passion of building vehicles?" is he a car guy? has he even done that before? where's the evidence that he knows what he's doing? i thought prior to being arrow man he was a makeup artist.
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Kingo Ligma posted:The name is giving me a loving seizure. At no point does that tweet use the word "renovate". Nothing is being renovated. They are Renner innovations. Also commonly known as Rennervations.
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