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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Man I just watched the episode where Ted Wasanasong builds a McMansion in Hank's neighborhood.

Amazing concept, like Arlen's version of Groverhaus.

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Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

I love the last part where Ted asks them if they know what a government whatever is, Dale perfectly summarizes it, Ted pauses briefly then affirms Dale’s response.

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."


Gentlemen, you could spend hours, even days, watching me scoot around in my chair looking for a loophole, and I might take pleasure in that, but there's no point. You're screwed.

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."
:nws: https://imgur.com/WukngHt :nws:

"Bobby! This is what it would look like if Boomhauer and me had a baby!"

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

I just watched the Y2K episode and it's an interesting time capsule. I wonder how someone born after 2000 would react to it.

Some of it reminded me of March 2020 when all the lockdowns started going down.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Detective No. 27 posted:

I just watched the Y2K episode and it's an interesting time capsule. I wonder how someone born after 2000 would react to it.

Some of it reminded me of March 2020 when all the lockdowns started going down.

Hey, hillbilly! Those aren't logs, you know - they for wipey-wipey!

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


I live in a shed and i poop in an outhouse

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Hihohe posted:

I live in a shed and i poop in an outhouse

There's not a Mrs Hihohe is there?

namlosh
Feb 11, 2014

I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

Detective No. 27 posted:


Some of it reminded me of March 2020 when all the lockdowns started going down.

e: forgot to quote

Except Covid is real…

I wonder if Hank filled an insurance claim after driving his mower through the garage door in that episode…

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009

Ornery and Hornery posted:

I love the last part where Ted asks them if they know what a government whatever is, Dale perfectly summarizes it, Ted pauses briefly then affirms Dale’s response.

I need the quote for this

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Ted Wasanasong: Are you aware of the term "eminent domain"?

Dale Gribble: Yeah. That's where the government buys your property for public use, but really they're doing it for kick-backs from companies who sign lucrative development contracts.

Ted Wasanasong: Correct.

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
Thank you

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Detective No. 27 posted:

I just watched the Y2K episode and it's an interesting time capsule. I wonder how someone born after 2000 would react to it.

Some of it reminded me of March 2020 when all the lockdowns started going down.

We're closer to the Y2038 bug than the Y2K bug, let's find out

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
That Vickers mucked up things worse than Jack Kennedy at Piggy Bay!

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Peggy's absolute refusal to budge on Propane Maniacs was so funny.

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

Oklahoma Sooners are the greatest football team to ever exist in the history of all time,

https://youtu.be/jYFtskeZrNg

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

PinheadSlim posted:

Peggy would roll the R in ivermectin

I feel like she would probably say "eeefermecteen". Rolling the r of course.

Big Mouth Billy Basshole
Jun 18, 2007

Fun Shoe

Detective No. 27 posted:

I just watched the Y2K episode and it's an interesting time capsule. I wonder how someone born after 2000 would react to it.

Some of it reminded me of March 2020 when all the lockdowns started going down.

I love Dale's freakout over "monkey beans".

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/ecto_fun/status/1488302542916259840?t=i4qPYNdXQK1nQZ_988ELdQ&s=19

Apologies if this has already been in the thread somewhere.

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Sounds like someone needed some vitamin boom man yknow what I mean

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

naem
May 29, 2011

A For Effort
Apr 29, 2017

by Azathoth
pedophile hank

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Also let the record show that Hank Hill really knows his pornography.

killer crane
Dec 30, 2006

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019


Hank would never endorse electricity like that, he's a gas man.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
hank would be down with electricity, there are propane electric generators

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

A For Effort posted:

pedophile hank

pederasty and pederast accessories

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

In the episode where they think Ladybird is racist, Hank tells Roger that he was accused of being racist. Roger asks if it was a guy in a bowtie who told him that. Any idea who that could be referring to? I have no idea. Matthew Lesko?

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Detective No. 27 posted:

In the episode where they think Ladybird is racist, Hank tells Roger that he was accused of being racist. Roger asks if it was a guy in a bowtie who told him that. Any idea who that could be referring to? I have no idea. Matthew Lesko?

Louis Farrakhan?

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

We eat the pig then together we BURN

Detective No. 27 posted:

In the episode where they think Ladybird is racist, Hank tells Roger that he was accused of being racist. Roger asks if it was a guy in a bowtie who told him that. Any idea who that could be referring to? I have no idea. Matthew Lesko?

https://www.cc.com/video/meiq3g/reno-911-the-nation

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

Detective No. 27 posted:

Hank gets the art gallery to take down the x-ray of his constipated colon by using a Texas law about defaming beef. But clearly the doctor had violated HIPAA laws by sharing it without Hank's permission.

did he? it didn't have enough identifying information to identify Hank; they had to deduce it themselves

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Detective No. 27 posted:

In the episode where they think Ladybird is racist, Hank tells Roger that he was accused of being racist. Roger asks if it was a guy in a bowtie who told him that. Any idea who that could be referring to? I have no idea. Matthew Lesko?

Hahahahaha

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Detective No. 27 posted:

In the episode where they think Ladybird is racist, Hank tells Roger that he was accused of being racist. Roger asks if it was a guy in a bowtie who told him that. Any idea who that could be referring to? I have no idea. Matthew Lesko?

There’s a black supremacist UFO cult called The Nation of Islam, they wear bow ties.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

It's my money and you're racist now!!!

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

Louis Farrakhan?

Brother Mouzone

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Well, I guess I exposed my ignorance on Louis Farrakhan. I think I might have seen him somewhere through pop culture osmosis but never knew his deal.

you broke my grill posted:

did he? it didn't have enough identifying information to identify Hank; they had to deduce it themselves

I'd have to rewatch it for the exact details, maybe I'm wrong there.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
No that part is fine. Just imagining matthew lesko confronting people and calling them racist is the funniest thing I've read on here in months

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Oh. I'm glad. :haw:

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Kalli posted:

Ted Wasanasong: Are you aware of the term "eminent domain"?

Dale Gribble: Yeah. That's where the government buys your property for public use, but really they're doing it for kick-backs from companies who sign lucrative development contracts.

Ted Wasanasong: Correct.

Lmao.

I swear this show is the easiest for me to hear quotes in their voices, and I haven't watched it to death or anything.

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Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Lmao.

I swear this show is the easiest for me to hear quotes in their voices, and I haven't watched it to death or anything.

It’s so good.

Couldn’t find a clip on the inter webs so loaded up the streaming service just to hear that bit of dialogue.

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