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Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

POST RO DAH

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Acelerion posted:

I cannot overemphasize what a poor way to get energy from point a to point b sound is

Yeah I don't know too much about science or nothing but I imagine the weapon itself would have to be so close to the carrier that sailors on the deck would be able to see it.

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

notoriously accidents involving large machinery and the events immediately preceding them are completely silent

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

PostNouveau posted:

Yeah I don't know too much about science or nothing but I imagine the weapon itself would have to be so close to the carrier that sailors on the deck would be able to see it.

NYT: Secret Chinese sonic weapon completely invisible, experts say

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Breakfast All Day posted:

notoriously accidents involving large machinery and the events immediately preceding them are completely silent

So what you're saying is that EVERY accident is the result of a Chinese Sonic Weapon.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Breakfast All Day posted:

notoriously accidents involving large machinery and the events immediately preceding them are completely silent

well duh they're stealth jets

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Nothus posted:

https://twitter.com/CNNPolitics/status/1491033593854017538?t=GB7LUOCvmtBmTJrXqRCq_w&s=19

The loving fantasy world the establishment media is building around 1/6 is hilarious
This has to be one of the most disconnected headlines I've seen in years.

I'm genuinely unsure if average voters (much less GOP primary voters) care about the January 6th stuff. I'm guessing no.

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012


As the F35 descends, cut to a sailor on the deck of the ship saying "lol hey everyone watch this" as he bends over and places a bullhorn against his rear end and rips a medium-sized fart

Cut to CIA press guy, solemnly: High energy acoustic weapon

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

gently caress why do we keep letting pilots get in these things when their only training is BF1942

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

Is the F35 a dogshit aircraft? Nah, must be Chinese mindbeams.

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

docbeard posted:

So what you're saying is that EVERY accident is the result of a Chinese Sonic Weapon.

the use of sound as a weapon is notorious in the defense and intelligence community as a russian tactic known as gavareesh

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
we cannot rule out the possibility that the Russians and the Chinese have been secretly implanting gremlins in our equipment

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

i am going to 3d print a directed energy weapon that broadcasts this sound

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4AmLcBLZWY&t=58s

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

we cannot rule out the possibility that the Russians and the Chinese have been secretly implanting gremlins in our equipment

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
russia hacked the haarp weather control machine and unleashed a precisely targeted microburt at the location of the f35

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

emptyquote my posts or die

in my opinion it seems perfectly normal to hear "strange sounds" moments before a f-35 slams into a flight deck. do they expect a jet to crash in total silence or what

when a car is about to crash, you also hear strange sounds: engine strain and screeching tires. it's the sound of the operator trying not to die lol

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

russia hacked the haarp weather control machine and unleashed a precisely targeted microburt at the location of the f35

lmao this made me remember that there are people out there that unironically believe HAARP is a weather control station and that there is simply no science that supports man can have enough of an impact on the planet for global warming to be real

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

Nothus posted:

Is the F35 a dogshit aircraft? Nah, must be Chinese mindbeams.

if you follow mil fanboy threads/news its been hilarious to watch the progression through the years of "f22 is hilarious dumpster fire" to "f22 is The WOrlds Greatest weapon but lol the f35 is an obvious boondoggle" ti "ACTUALLY the F35 is perfect and its tradeoffs were made by Very Competent Design COmmittees and really lockmart lost money on the whole thing because they believe in freedom" to "the f35 is invincible and they only have problems because the chinese created climate change to make it rain more often. ps this is the only effect of climate change" as the mic propaganda of the moment osmoses in

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Lib and let die posted:

i am going to 3d print a directed energy weapon that broadcasts this sound

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4AmLcBLZWY&t=58s

Lol

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
chinese audio artillery behind the scenes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8kIVMO8070

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

we cannot rule out the possibility that the Russians and the Chinese have been secretly implanting gremlins in our equipment

Shadow in the Cloud was one of the best movies I watched last year

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

chinese audio artillery behind the scenes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8kIVMO8070

WHY DOESN'T HE USE ANY OF THE PARKING SPOTS, rear end in a top hat

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

lol are they still not tracking deaths?

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

Lib and let die posted:

WHY DOESN'T HE USE ANY OF THE PARKING SPOTS, rear end in a top hat

myron is an artist you philistine

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Remember when people were comparing Biden to FDR?

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1490691846691033092?s=20&t=CIqH6FvdEyLoQxNpekNFzQ

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

FDR stood for more than Biden ever will

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

spacemang_spliff posted:

lol are they still not tracking deaths?

I think Feb is the first month that the Sleepy Joe admin said hospitals are no longer required to provide COV19 deaths for the CDC database.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Excelzior posted:

FDR stood for more than Biden ever will

biden will stand up if you bring in ice cream or a child

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Good soup! posted:

FDR ate my balls

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

lmao

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Shima Honnou posted:

biden will stand up if you bring in ice cream or a child

FDR couldn't stand up at all. xd

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

the part of the original DBZ anime where goku goes to hell in the filler and uses waves of air to push the guy out of the ring, but he's crashing f-35s instead

PoontifexMacksimus
Feb 14, 2012

Excelzior posted:

my username is a killing word

Killcount: Stan Lee

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



Does this country do anything?

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Nichael posted:

Does this country do anything?

https://www.cnn.com/europe/live-news/russia-ukraine-biden-scholz-news-02-07-22/index.html

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/ukraine-readies-insurgency-russia-prepares-possible-war-n1288778

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002


Glad the president is sending his wife out to take accountability for his failure.

Hmm now that I think about it he sticks Kamala with all his failures too 🤔

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
https://twitter.com/notflugenedebs/status/1490875035405664257

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Nichael posted:

Does this country do anything?

We're really really good at serving every insane whim of ~3000 people.

a primate
Jun 2, 2010


someone farded and a f35 died

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PhilippAchtel
May 31, 2011

https://twitter.com/ChinaDaily/status/1491013942352637953

Looks like someone was Havana bad day

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