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Tired Moritz: Mar 25, 2012; wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

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I mean, we're gonna get the new Rune Factory + AI Somnium Files. What else?

# ? Feb 8, 2022 16:12

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LuckyCat: Jul 26, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Announcing more Kingdom Hearts!! _{_{_{_{cloud version}}}}

# ? Feb 8, 2022 16:14

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

Tired Moritz posted:

I mean, we're gonna get the new Rune Factory + AI Somnium Files. What else?

the next WiiU port will finally be Devil's Third

# ? Feb 8, 2022 16:14

Mister Facetious: Apr 21, 2007; I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

Tired Moritz posted:

I mean, we're gonna get the new Rune Factory + AI Somnium Files. What else?

Metroid Prime Trilogy*! :woop:

* Cloud only

# ? Feb 8, 2022 16:14

Evil Fluffy: Jul 13, 2009; Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

MUSCULAR BEAVER posted:

Master mode should have just given all the enemies lasers to shield parry as that was the coolest part of the combat

I was real happy when I played Age of Calamity and saw it had the parry deflection mechanic.

"We have to run from that guardian and use these other things to kill it!!"

...do we now? :getin:

# ? Feb 8, 2022 16:15

Solar Tornado: Aug 9, 2016; A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

glassyalabolas posted:

Show me silksong and botw2.

Survey says:

- 3 obscure NES games
- indie game about pets
- pixel roguelike
- successful indie game from 2020 coming to switch (in a year)
- remake of an old ms-dos game

So sorry

# ? Feb 8, 2022 16:17

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

Tired Moritz posted:

I mean, we're gonna get the new Rune Factory + AI Somnium Files. What else?

Legit hyped for Rune Factory 5.
You wanna talk about value per dollar? That series is DENSE with content.

# ? Feb 8, 2022 16:20

Evil Fluffy: Jul 13, 2009; Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Solar Tornado posted:

Survey says:

- remake of an old ms-dos game

So sorry

I don't ask for much, but a remake of the MS-DOS version of Raptor: Call of the Shadows would be quite acceptable...

(OG DOS version since the newer version/remake on sites like GOG has a bunch of issues and weird changes)

# ? Feb 8, 2022 16:24

Palmtree Panic: Jul 28, 2007; He has no style, he has no grace

Hoping the rumored Donkey Kong game is revealed. Its been too long since Tropical Freeze.

But I expect the DK reveal will be bringing the DK Mario Party 1 board to Superstars.

# ? Feb 8, 2022 16:28

LuckyCat: Jul 26, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Solar Tornado posted:

Survey says:

- remake of an old ms-dos game

New Commander Keen metroidvania updated with a new grimdark setting and with 2022 mechanics.

# ? Feb 8, 2022 16:30

100YrsofAttitude: Apr 29, 2013

I want some release dates notably on Outer Wilds and TMNT. Silksong would be nice but I expect nothing. More Kirby info would be nice. I expect Splatoon 3 info.

Announcing WW would be amazing, but I can't see that happening, unless BotW 2 is severely pushed back. MP Trilogy, I have no idea why that'd come but I'd take it even in Cloud form.

A genuine surprise would be MK 9 or some other non-Mario sports title, like Wave Race, F-Zero, 1080 Snowboarding, or Excite Vehicle, or the holy grail of just Pikmin 4 or 1+2 or something.

When's the last time Nintendo announced a small project that wasn't attached to a major IP?

# ? Feb 8, 2022 16:34

xedo: Nov 7, 2011

Solar Tornado posted:

Survey says:

- 3 obscure NES games
- indie game about pets
- pixel roguelike
- successful indie game from 2020 coming to switch (in a year)
- remake of an old ms-dos game

So sorry

Ok but a AAA remake of Betrayal at Krondor would be the GOAT.

# ? Feb 8, 2022 16:38

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

Feels like the direct info has leaked the past few times. They must be keeping this super tight

# ? Feb 8, 2022 16:44

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

It's 2022 so I'm guessing more nior furry stuff will be announced

# ? Feb 8, 2022 16:53

large hands: Jan 24, 2006

xedo posted:

Ok but a AAA remake of Betrayal at Krondor would be the GOAT.

don't get my hopes up you rear end in a top hat

# ? Feb 8, 2022 16:54

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Obviously, Nintendo is buying Epic.

# ? Feb 8, 2022 16:54

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

External Organs posted:

Obviously, Nintendo is buying Epic.

nintendo is buying sega

# ? Feb 8, 2022 16:55

Spacebump: Dec 24, 2003; Dallas Mavericks: Generations

If this direct gives us Wave Race 64 or Earthbound, I'll be happy.

I don't expect to be happy

# ? Feb 8, 2022 16:55

American McGay: Feb 28, 2010; by sebmojo

I hope they announce Goldeneye on the N64 app and they release the remastered version on Xbox at the same time.

# ? Feb 8, 2022 16:57

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

nintendo is buying sega

Pokemon Vs Monster Hunter fighting game incoming

Edit: that's Capcom nevermind. Wtf is sega even doing these days

# ? Feb 8, 2022 16:58

CBD Corndog: Jun 21, 2009

Yakuza, Monkey Ball, owning Atlus

# ? Feb 8, 2022 17:01

Palmtree Panic: Jul 28, 2007; He has no style, he has no grace

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

nintendo is buying sega

The only way for Persona 5 to be on Switch.

# ? Feb 8, 2022 17:10

Larryb: Oct 5, 2010

CBD Corndog posted:

Yakuza, Monkey Ball, owning Atlus

They�ve also got a (seemingly) open world Sonic game coming out near the end of the year. I think that�s about it though

# ? Feb 8, 2022 17:16

Silius: Apr 24, 2010

Hope they announce Wii shop channel music for the eShop.

# ? Feb 8, 2022 17:19

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

External Organs posted:

Pokemon Vs Monster Hunter fighting game incoming

Edit: that's Capcom nevermind. Wtf is sega even doing these days

yakuza

# ? Feb 8, 2022 17:27

Evil Fluffy: Jul 13, 2009; Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

xedo posted:

Ok but a AAA remake of Betrayal at Krondor would be the GOAT.

You're a jerk for making me want that which will never be.

# ? Feb 8, 2022 17:29

TheDiceMustRoll: Jul 23, 2018

just remember, all leaks are bullshit unless they contain one "what? That's retarded. Shut up." game rumor.

the correct leak of 2017 leaked arms, and people dismissed it as retarded, but it makes sense.

"a fighting game where people with springs for arms hit each other"

"a game where lolis shoot paint at each other"

"it's a new zelda, but train themed. entire game world is a train track. main villian is an evil train"

So when people go "OH poo poo MARIO ODYSSEY 2 AND ITS IN 4K SOMEHOW WITH FULL TWENTY PLAYER CO-OP AND DARK SOULS STYLE INVASIONS" that sounds cool but I'd never believe it.

If you put that next to, I dunno, "F-Zero....costumes for animal crossing. This will take up 39% of the direct. They will cost as much as a new copy of the game." then I 100% believe both rumors now.

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# ? Feb 8, 2022 17:40

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

TheDiceMustRoll posted:

just remember, all leaks are bullshit unless they contain one "what? That's retarded. Shut up." game rumor.

the correct leak of 2017 leaked arms, and people dismissed it as retarded, but it makes sense.

"a fighting game where people with springs for arms hit each other"

"a game where lolis shoot paint at each other"

"it's a new zelda, but train themed. entire game world is a train track. main villian is an evil train"

So when people go "OH poo poo MARIO ODYSSEY 2 AND ITS IN 4K SOMEHOW WITH FULL TWENTY PLAYER CO-OP AND DARK SOULS STYLE INVASIONS" that sounds cool but I'd never believe it.

If you put that next to, I dunno, "F-Zero....costumes for animal crossing. This will take up 39% of the direct. They will cost as much as a new copy of the game." then I 100% believe both rumors now.

# ? Feb 8, 2022 17:46

Sleng Teng: May 3, 2009

TheDiceMustRoll posted:

just remember, all leaks are bullshit unless they contain one "what? That's retarded. Shut up." game rumor.

the correct leak of 2017 leaked arms, and people dismissed it as retarded, but it makes sense.

"a fighting game where people with springs for arms hit each other"

"a game where lolis shoot paint at each other"

"it's a new zelda, but train themed. entire game world is a train track. main villian is an evil train"

So when people go "OH poo poo MARIO ODYSSEY 2 AND ITS IN 4K SOMEHOW WITH FULL TWENTY PLAYER CO-OP AND DARK SOULS STYLE INVASIONS" that sounds cool but I'd never believe it.

If you put that next to, I dunno, "F-Zero....costumes for animal crossing. This will take up 39% of the direct. They will cost as much as a new copy of the game." then I 100% believe both rumors now.

Diseased post.

# ? Feb 8, 2022 17:48

jackhunter64: Aug 28, 2008; Keep it up son, take a look at what you could have won

Trains are never the villain

# ? Feb 8, 2022 17:50

Snake Maze

Jul 13, 2016

3.85 Billion years ago

Having seen the explosion on the moon, the Devil comes to Venus

I can�t believe they�re going to reveal Geno as the true final Smash DLC character.

# ? Feb 8, 2022 17:50

Silver Falcon: Dec 5, 2005; Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight and barbecue your own drumsticks!

Solar Tornado posted:

Survey says:

- 3 obscure NES games
- indie game about pets
- pixel roguelike
- successful indie game from 2020 coming to switch (in a year)
- remake of an old ms-dos game

So sorry

Hype for Day of the Tentacle HD! :pray:

# ? Feb 8, 2022 17:53

Bleck: Jan 7, 2014; No matter how one loves, there are always different aims. Love can take a great many forms, whatever the era.

TheDiceMustRoll posted:

post

Stop saying retarded, for gently caress's sake.

# ? Feb 8, 2022 18:17

Nep-Nep: May 15, 2004; Just one more thing!

The direct is going to be Miyamoto sitting on a wooden stool. He will have a fresh baked potato wrapped in foil, which he will unwrap and slowly eat with his bare hands in complete silence. Not once does he look in the direction of the camera. That will be the whole thing.

# ? Feb 8, 2022 18:27

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

Nep-Nep posted:

The direct is going to be Miyamoto sitting on a wooden stool. He will have a fresh baked potato wrapped in foil, which he will unwrap and slowly eat with his bare hands in complete silence. Not once does he look in the direction of the camera. That will be the whole thing.

what will topping will miyamoto be having on the baked potato?

# ? Feb 8, 2022 18:28

Spacebump: Dec 24, 2003; Dallas Mavericks: Generations

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

what will topping will miyamoto be having on the baked potato?

The next Nintendo game will be based around bacon bits.

# ? Feb 8, 2022 18:33

Waffle!: Aug 6, 2004; I Feel Pretty!

Meanwhile several tumbleweeds drift through the S/NES Online games catalog. A pittance of Genesis games peek through shuttered windows, and if you're lucky, an N64 game might ride up on the horizon.

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16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

earthbound? never heard of it

# ? Feb 8, 2022 18:48

Hit or miss Clitoris: Apr 19, 2003; I HAVE BEEN A VERY NAUGHTY BOY

Finally, Earthbound Trilogy HD

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We Got Us A Bread: Jul 23, 2007

Nep-Nep posted:

The direct is going to be Miyamoto sitting on a wooden stool. He will have a fresh baked potato wrapped in foil, which he will unwrap and slowly eat with his bare hands in complete silence. Not once does he look in the direction of the camera. That will be the whole thing.

The direct is going to be Nintendo announcing a partnership with Yoko Taro, who then proceeds to be very confused as he thought he was signing a deal to make Nier themed playing cards.

# ? Feb 8, 2022 18:56

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