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OwlFancier posted:I just think after a while it's just a palette swap, you stop unlocking new sex mechanics and you're just doing the same thing but sideways or painted pink. imagine four dudes trying to figure out how to have a threesome on the edge of a cliff math works the same way
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Danger - Octopus! posted:Not sure that I'd want to play Random poo poo Simulator but I'm sure it exists  But every move has a 1 in 10 chance of ending the game.
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Please do not post GotY games in this thread.
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Just found out about this thread from GBS.
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Well on average he had one testicle (nut), at least
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There's a game on steam now called Sex with Hitler and I know it has a jokey facade but I still don't think poo poo like that should be on steam.
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Valko posted:Just found out about this thread from GBS. I assume this is one of the Sniper Elite games where you can snipe Hitler's balls?
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RatHat posted:I assume this is one of the Sniper Elite games where you can snipe Hitler's balls? close but no cigar   link https://store.steampowered.com/app/1849000/SEX_with_HITLER/
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If it wasn't for the effort put into the art (someone has spent some nonzero time drawing and it's not just an asset flip) I would have assumed it was a direct response to and callout of that Sex With Stalin game. Like, the devs want to provoke Valve into either allowing both or deleting both. If one game with a horny genocidal dictator is allowed, why isn't the other?
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Ive been catching up on this thread and its been interesting to see the games over the years. It doesnt steel you from seeing some of this poo poo on 'new and trending' though.  There's also a sexy witch hentai. Yay steam...
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i dont see that on mine op. have you perhaps clicked the opt in "show me hentai" button.
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yeah how dare anyone post lovely games in the lovely games thread
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Rotten Red Rod posted:yeah how dare anyone post lovely games in the lovely games thread don't even bother, it's Stux As I found out these games start showing up if you own such pornographic games as ...Crusader Kings 3. I haven't yet figured out how to make Steam stop showing me literal porn without it going 'but you own CK3! It has the Sexual Content tag!!' If anyone knows, I'm willing to be told.
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I used to opt in to porn games showing up for me in my queue for the laughs, but I had to disable that when literal hardcore loving became common in the preview screenshots.
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Prism posted:don't even bother, it's Stux CK3 is for deviants. Not sure what to tell you.
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Prism posted:don't even bother, it's Stux I opened up Crusader Kings 3 for the first time in over a year yesterday, here's what the main menu screen looked like https://imgur.com/61hTwGrWhen you form a new religion you can select nudism as one of the tenets
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Well yeah I know about the nudity, it's the straight up fuckin' I don't want on my previews. (Or gay up fuckin' for that matter.) However leper khan posted:CK3 is for deviants. Not sure what to tell you. I have to accept this one.
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leper khan posted:CK3 is for deviants. Not sure what to tell you. No it isn't, I can stop castrating people whenever I want to.
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Prism posted:don't even bother, it's Stux you untick the "adults only" option which covers all pornographic content and is an opt in.
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Simmer down stux
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That is any easy solution though. I definitely see sketchy poo poo sometimes, but I've never seen any of these overtly pornographic ones. If it actually bothers someone, they can turn it off.
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I don't really see why you're singling out sexy witch porn in particular cuz that seems really mellow, being (too) sexy is literally why people invented witches
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Sorry, i probably should have mentioned that the sexy witch hentai on new and trending seemed quaint in comparison to sex with hitler. They even covered her snatch in the preview pics.
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Stux posted:i would simply not click the opt in button for seeing porn games i never clicked an opt in button and i still see stuff like that occasionally i mean, i clicked a button saying im not a child? is that the one you mean? Stux posted:i dont see that on mine op. have you perhaps clicked the opt in "show me hentai" button. we are enjoying ourselves making fun of these absurd sex games. that are hilarious in a terrible way. what do you not understand about that it's like you thrive on defending the most random poo poo from people who are jokingly complaining about it. steam, or these developers, or these smeagol games, or whoever you are trying to defend... don't need to be defended. lighten up
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Forget it Play, it's Stuxposts
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Play posted:i never clicked an opt in button and i still see stuff like that occasionally someone asked how to get steam to stop showing them literal porn games and i told them how: by unchecking the "show me porn games" check box on their account that they at some point decided to turn on. doesnt seem like something to get upset about.
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 heres an illustration to help. with these settings you still see games with general nudity etc like cyberpunk or the witcher, but you dont see graphically explicit porn. this setting was added when steam started allowing AO titles and has always defaulted to off as otherwise they would get in a lot of trouble in various jurisdictions. i hope this is helpful to anyone plagued by the porn they asked to see.
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Play posted:it's like you thrive on defending the most random poo poo from people who are jokingly complaining about it. ding ding ding
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I will never ever stop looking at bizarre porn games in my never ending quest to have the most ignored titles on steam (over 32 thousand ignored and counting!)
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I first read that as saying you buy all games that are on the most ignored lists. I was disappointed when reality exerted itself.
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Yeah but most aren't bizarre, just low effort bland and terrible hentai. At least sex with Hitler is (God willing) unique.
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TITS TITS OKAY FINE
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Cock Soccer
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What's the bad part here?
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Not enough cocks
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Cocker was right there.
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rujasu posted:What's the bad part here? ImpAtom posted:Cocker was right there.
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Stux posted:
wait which one do I uncheck?
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This one is a bit sad, it's clearly a passion project for the dev and not just a slapdash asset flip or crappy porn game, but it's completely undone by the inadvisable name choice. That said, it's really funny that the game's title gets censored in the Steam reviews.
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