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Discendo Vox posted:It's quite accurate actually: it's Giuliani. What are those things on his nose? Is Clay trying for an even more terrible caricature than his Trump?
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They're his teeth. It's probably the most exaggerated caricature of anyone in the thread. I kinda like it but it's also kinda terrible.
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And if Pelosi had said "Athletes, please speak out loudly about how bad and terrible China is at every possible opportunity," Branco would criticize her by saying she's putting them in danger because China will arrest/kill them.
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Vib Rib posted:I can't believe I'm only just realizing it, but... none of these right wing cartoonists have any idea what "gain of function" even means, do they? It means fauci personally created the coronavirus, according to rand paul
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:They're his teeth. It's probably the most exaggerated caricature of anyone in the thread. I kinda like it but it's also kinda terrible. It's also a bad comic cause it shows four shocked judges while in reality only Ken Jeong and Robin Thicke were actually shocked and walked off while Jenny McCarthy and Nicole Scherzinger stayed to have a chat with Giuliani.
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Raised By Birds posted:
how often do people actually rob houses that have people in them if i were going to do a burglary i would choose a house that i was pretty sure had no one in it but that's also a point against the guns thing i guess so we can't have that
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Wow, six whole burglaries, a true record. Also, this dude appears to be robbing a hotel room.
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Electric Phantasm posted:Reminds me of that one Asay comic. It's so nostalgic to see people complaining about gay marriage. Remember when it was going to be the downfall of society, and now it's... podcasts or whatever. This cartoon is too horny.
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Vib Rib posted:Tyrants, depicted here dresses in worker's overhauls, steeltoed boots, and a hard hat To be fair, as a self-declared libertarian, Garrison probably has strong opinions on OHSA.
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kartikeya posted:Wow, six whole burglaries, a true record. What kind of hotel room would have  HUNTER BIDEN'S ART on the wall
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kartikeya posted:Wow, six whole burglaries, a true record. The important thing is how much safer we’d all be in our homes if there were more Minnesota cops! Now to open the newspaper and see what else might’ve happened in Minnesota that’s made the news
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Shugojin posted:how often do people actually rob houses that have people in them kartikeya posted:Wow, six whole burglaries, a true record. The city Branco doesn't mention is Orono, Minnesota... but the report also includes Minnetrista, so it's actually two cities, both in the same region near Minneapolis. The report comes from... "police". None of the articles I found even listed the spokesperson, and I guess without access to the actual reports we can't know more about the details or even accuracy than what "the police" said. From what I can tell, all those articles come back to an original CBS Minnesota article, but were brought to broader attention by Alphanews, an extreme rightwing rag with a "Faith" category for news.  The original article explains that these tended to be incidents of people leaving their garage door openers accessible somewhere, and the thieves used those to get into the garage, swept the garage/front room, and then left. They didn't even have to break a window or a lock. The thieves also generally didn't go any further into the house and nobody was confronted by or even noticed any of the thieves. They definitely weren't held at gunpoint in their bed, but I doubt anyone here assumed that was actually the case. Both cities were recently listed among the wealthiest in the entire nation. As you can see in the following image, Minnetrista is actually incredibly safe, and in 2020 there were only 5 burglaries reported in the entire year.  So in conclusion, this was clearly one thief (or a group) hitting multiple houses in one night, not a rash of different criminals all cropping up. And by hitting multiple houses, it was probably just some dude realizing they all had their garage door openers in their unlocked cars. Or it was an insurance scam or some poo poo, I don't know. More cops wouldn't have helped because no alarm was ever raised. Even if cops were actively patrolling the area they'd have to follow this guy specifically, because anyone walking by would just see someone going to his car, opening his garage with the car opener, and going inside. Unsurprisingly, it's ultimately just pointing to a single-perpetrator outlier and pretending it's a trend. It should also be noted, finally, that Minnetrista went to Trump in 2020.
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hosed up that they burgled one of the wealthier cities. Should've burgled one of the poorer cities, imo
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"Socially Distanced"
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That Macron cartoon sure is somethin'
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Reminded that those deleted podcasts Zyklon Ben is freaking out about were deleted because Rogan was freely using the n-word on them
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the_steve posted:It's going to be goddamn Hunny Bunny, and it's going to be all about the rabbits teaming up to crush the plucky libertarian before going after each other.  
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Republican villainy has descended into cartoonish levels. AGC
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 Rowe:  Scott Morrison apologises to Brittany Higgins as parliament acknowledges past bullying and sexual assault (SBS). edit: Actually I think it's this, happening today: Brittany Higgins and Grace Tame to speak at National Press Club after PM's apology (ABC) Pope:  Scott Morrison is using the last parliamentary sitting before the election to push through his religious discrimination bill.Gay students protected, but trans students could still be expelled (SMH) "Faith-based schools would not be able to expel gay students, but would retain the right to expel transgender students under draft amendments to a contentious religious discrimination bill package that moderate Liberals say they cannot support." Pope tweeted this cartoon yesterday as debates over the bill were happening (and are still going):  Labor's position was they offered "conditional support" to passing the bill depending what was in the final version. Since it looks like the Liberals won't have the numbers to pass it themselves it is up to Labor whether this gets through. Wilcox:  Shakespeare:  Spooner: 
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SimonChris posted:
lol yeah if I were this kid I know I would be more happy with five siblings and a closeted dad
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Look at this incredible efficiency in maximizing panels per story beat. This strip alone could have sufficed as the first strip in this series of finding out who the opponents are. Instead, this poo poo has been dragged out across an entire week of Carmen and Winslow looking out of the window and saying "Oh no" over and over again. Dewey Dawner, eat your heart out. Real professionals are at "work" here.
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Good news, I'm secretly clairvoyant and I can assure you it will amount to nothing and be randomly dropped as another nothing plotline crops up a couple mondays from now.
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I thought Kevin was a senator and both rabbits were Democrats? Anyway I'm glad Hunny Bunny is back because it was hilarious how post 2016 every time she turned up she would be upbeat and talk about the wild adventures she was having and then ask Carmen and Winslow to join her before they always snap back that no, they would prefer to stay in the desert and mope for another year.
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Technowolf posted:Republican villainy has descended into cartoonish levels. AGC The loving gall to be the comic infamous for "actually the people I don't like are apex predators and I, a prey animal, need guns to defend myself" and then turning around and saying that metaphors are childish, actually To do that as any politoon is crass, but especially Mallard
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:What kind of hotel room would have The Secret Pizza Pedophile Illuminati International Hotel, obviously. Apparently it's in Minnesota. Vib Rib posted:So I looked this up. To be fair, the claim is, in fact, that these were "occupied burglaries", that is done while the owners were home. I deeply appreciate this effort post, and I even more appreciate the punchline.  I also figure 'wealthy city' was stressed in the cartoon as some sort of racist dogwhistle, as if "think of the poor cops who are being asked to murder less black people" wasn't enough of one.
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Hell, same. Dr. VooDoo posted:Reminded that those deleted podcasts Zyklon Ben is freaking out about were deleted because Rogan was freely using the n-word on them Yes but you see that is censorship of his free speech and proves that liberal crony capitalists will cancel you just for saying some harmless racial slurs. Trapezium Dave posted:I thought Kevin was a senator and both rabbits were Democrats? I don't know about the senator thing because I can't be bothered to remember much about Prickly City, fortunately there isn't much to remember in the first place. One of them will run as a Republican or something because of course Republicans have given up their morals and principles and are just as bad as the Dems now. At least until elections come up and Stantis switches back to "Well Republicans might be bad but at least they're not as bad as Dems, so vote Republican!"
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Raised By Birds posted:Tom Stiglich Gawd, can't we get through one surgery without doctors making political statements?? 
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Raised By Birds posted:Jack Ohman Why did he just put two identical pictures in separate panels?
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There is some slight differences between the two but both Reagan and Trump are monsters.
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Raised By Birds posted:
Search your heart, etc, etc. That dude is fuckin' mad about his job suddenly requiring him to help people.
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Not very happy that Branco is holding off on whether or not Biden having his pants around his ankles is going to be a visual metaphor going forward or not
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Raised By Birds posted:Jeff Danziger
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Epic High Five posted:Not very happy that Branco is holding off on whether or not Biden having his pants around his ankles is going to be a visual metaphor going forward or not It's a powerful symbol, you don't want to overuse it
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Raised By Birds posted:Al Goodwyn Why would I want my car's brakes prosecuted? Should there not be any brakes on law and order? Like does that mean that trying to stop law and order is bad, it should just do whatever it wants, mows down whoever? At least he's correct that "law and order" emits a lot of violent criminal activity, what with all the murders and civil rights abuses that cops commit. e: Also that the Dems don't actually want to do anything about all the murders and civil rights abuses that cops commit, just talk a bunch of poo poo about "accountability" while still shoveling mountains of money at cops. Raised By Birds posted:KAL Shut the gently caress up you idiots.
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