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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
this bitch gets to ride on the epic subterranean congress train and has the audacity to qq to all us surface dwelling schmucks as we suffer and die in our gridlocked 2006 toyota camrys. get real

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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Smythe posted:

this bitch gets to ride on the epic subterranean congress train and has the audacity to qq to all us surface dwelling schmucks as we suffer and die in our gridlocked 2006 toyota camrys. get real

wow that’s my parents car, p nice

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

fits my needs posted:

wow that’s my parents car, p nice

not bad

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

the milk machine posted:

"Hillary Devouring Her Turn" - Francisco Goya c. 1819–1823

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010


this lady is a lincoln project ghoul lol

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Trabisnikof posted:

WE HAVE ONE IDEOLOGY:
WINNING ELECTIONS



lol

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

Vim Fuego posted:

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:


The last time a president did a socialism we elected him so much they made a constitutional amendment saying someone can't be president that much.

Anyways, here's tips on winning an election from a guy that got his scrotum and bare rear end buggy whipped in an election against a dementia-addled B movie actor.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
FDR tried to do a holocaust to Asian Americans but history forgave him because he dumped money into as many people's houses as he could, but I'm sure Joe Biden's reputation as a ~moderate~ would be destroyed if he gave me the six hundred bucks he owes me

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

You could say the Dems have gone... mask off.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/1491169502331273218?s=21

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

it owns that the media worms who helped Biden push his 'there is no federal solution, isn't it nice to see your smiles again' bullshit are genuinely shocked that the people who watch them internalized it and went 'well, gently caress it I guess'

WorkerThread
Feb 15, 2012


i wish memes were enough to destroy democracy

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Nichael posted:

it'd be cool if they stopped acting like electric cars is enough to reverse the climate mass extinction and death

why do you hate science

lobotomy molo
May 7, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Nichael posted:

it'd be cool if they stopped acting like electric cars is enough to reverse the climate mass extinction and death

rofl

lol they just want to sell more cars. force every household in the US to buy a new car.

uh oh, it’s being charged by burning coal and natural gas.
uh oh, the batteries lose up to double digit percentages of their capacity per year

welp, guess we better invade Bolivia for their lithium reserves, gotta fight climate change :nsa:

PhilippAchtel
May 31, 2011


Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


thank you, mister president

https://twitter.com/conorsen/status/1491174594614546438?s=20&t=tdSmKNQvQZ9eG2hfh2Nqsg

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Someone post the new Stacey Abrams that just dropped plz and thx

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Good. Maybe more people will stop eating bastardized trash and get some real Mexican food.

Lostconfused
Oct 1, 2008

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

also their burritos are about half the size

twelve bucks for a burrito smaller than my hand, gently caress you

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

yellowcar posted:

giving tesla lockmart money would be pretty funny

they just built a factory in china


Egg Moron posted:

Joe Biden is queer adjacent so plz stop the homophobic attacks on what is basically our first gay president

our first gay president was buchanan

smdh at cspammers not knowing basic history

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

Foo Diddley posted:

also their burritos are about half the size

twelve bucks for a burrito smaller than my hand, gently caress you

are you telling me chipotle isnt efficient bulking food anymore?

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

Pentecoastal Elites posted:

the full strength sinophobia poo poo makes me more insane and hopeless than almost anything in recent memory. ohhh yeah look how brittle the state is ohhh look how the left is growing wow a brighter future is ahead of us oh boy. Then the state department gets on the tv and says hey guess what swine its time to hate the Chinese and every single person who's not a self-described communist (and a few of those too) immediately begins to lust for the blood of the inscrutable celestial. we love it folks! we're the orcs of mordor who hate our dark masters but will obey them with every fiber of our beings. we're debate & discussion rear end orcs who will explain to you very patiently how they only hate the gondorian government not the gondorian people! between big bites of a living child's thigh.

will never forget the really gross feeling in the pit of my stomach i got when bidens first general campaign ad came out. its like ok they dont have to brand against bernie anymore, at least theyll pretend to have some carrots with, you know, a pandemic, climate change. maybe some bullshit health and jobs narrative. or maybe theyll just go after #resistance trump fear, which is hollow but whatever.

nope. just "the chinese cant be trusted, they need to be put to heel". sick loving nation and sick loving racist fuckwad party

Braggins
May 21, 2020

No, it's Braggins, not... dammit

Willa Rogers posted:

thank you google image search for autofilling "small carters" to be followed with "large bidens"



Carters looking like Engywook and Urgl from The NeverEnding Story.

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

Plank Walker posted:

they call it the f35 because you gotta press f 35 times to pay respects to all the troops it murders trying to land

lol

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Breakfast All Day posted:

will never forget the really gross feeling in the pit of my stomach i got when bidens first general campaign ad came out. its like ok they dont have to brand against bernie anymore, at least theyll pretend to have some carrots with, you know, a pandemic, climate change. maybe some bullshit health and jobs narrative. or maybe theyll just go after #resistance trump fear, which is hollow but whatever.

nope. just "the chinese cant be trusted, they need to be put to heel". sick loving nation and sick loving racist fuckwad party

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

two james bond villains who kidnap and replace world leaders with members of their extended families

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

lmao

https://twitter.com/kayiveyforgov/status/1491075096706170880

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


owned

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

lool my mom would react less strongly to me calling her a bitch to her face compared to "bless your heart"

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004


:owned:

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

lool my mom would react less strongly to me calling her a bitch to her face compared to "bless your heart"

Having worked with southerners extensively, I can confirm that Bless Your Heart is code for "gently caress you you stupid loving gently caress."

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

the_steve posted:

Having worked with southerners extensively, I can confirm that Bless Your Heart is code for "gently caress you you stupid loving gently caress."

Close, but there's something that gets lost in the translation.

AWWNAW
Dec 30, 2008

Foo Diddley posted:

also their burritos are about half the size

twelve bucks for a burrito smaller than my hand, gently caress you

places I eat in Chicago have been going up like 5% per month since sometime last year, and some of them are cutting portion sizes. I just paid $30 for two pastor tacos and a salad before tip. I can’t imagine the prices will ever go back down, or the portions back up.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Lib and let die posted:

Close, but there's something that gets lost in the translation.

yep. part of it is that you're not actually supposed to say it to someone's face, it's more of a third party thing like about someone who's not there or has just left the room. "poor joe, can't seem to manage to stay outta prison, bless his heart"

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Andorra
Dec 12, 2012
idk I've lived in the South my entire life and I've not once heard anyone say "Bless their heart" with the clear intent of insulting someone politely. This whole thing is internet people from outside the south misusing phrases, I say, and I will not stand for this shameful display of cultural appropriation :bahgawd:

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