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Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


i need some class in my titties at the very least yeah

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May 1, 2017
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Sydney Bottocks posted:

People keep saying "go watch porn if you want to see titties" without realizing that porn just can't give you the same thrill that you get from the tantalizing sight of a famous actress's unfettered funbags. It's the difference between anticipation and realization.

Nothing will ever recapture the thrill 14 year old me experienced typing "marini sirtis naked" into Webcrawler and actually getting a result.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Colin’s podcast just did an episode on Supernova which has Robin Tunney bazongas :eyepop:

The film was wild

quote:

When he took over the editing of the film, Francis Ford Coppola put together the zero-gravity sex scene between Angela Bassett and James Spader using outtakes of the zero gravity sex scene between Robin Tunney and Peter Facinelli that happens later in the film, with Tunney's skin color being digitally darkened. He did this to add more to the relationship between Bassett's and Spader's characters.

Digital blackass, so cancelled

priznat fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Feb 9, 2022

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Angelina Jolie topless: fun, cool, great

Porn star nude: feel bad, awkward, want to put a blanket on her and bring her soup

Barudak
May 7, 2007

I would like to see no-one nude in my films because ideally my films lack human beings and instead consist entirely of gundams acting out tom stoppard plays.

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

We eat the pig then together we BURN
I grew up thinking vaginas were just hair, and the hair grabbed your pubes so you couldnt escape, so the man would just be strugglin real hard to untangle.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

I will add that I fully support women who dislike or feel uncomfortable doing nude scenes in movies, nobody should ever be pressured or intimidated into disrobing just for a few scenes in a film

That said, I think the first time I ever saw some famous lady's naked boobies was probably Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Places, so yeah I'm all for dem celebri-titties :quagmire:

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Barudak posted:

I would like to see no-one nude in my films because ideally my films lack human beings and instead consist entirely of gundams acting out tom stoppard plays.

Picturing Gundams in jean cutoffs now

Never Nude Gundams

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Humanity will never be free until we build Gundams with huge plump mommy milkers

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
me, several hundred pages behind the RLM thread: "I'm just gonna jump to the most recent page and see what movie everyone is talking about. Maybe there will still be some Bruce Willis discussion."

RLM thread:

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Humanity will never be free until we build Gundams with huge plump mommy milkers

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
this thread rules i cant stop laughing hahaha

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Rinkles posted:

not the fairest way to judge moving pictures, but i jumped between scenes in the first episode of the live action cowboy bebop and it looked dreadful. like it feels like there was some reverence for the original, but what they put together was just bad, ugly, and unfunny. plus cheap looking. and someone loves overusing dutch angles.

i love the anime, but i don't ever wanna watch this.

we need to add "excessive use of dutch angles" to the mpaa ratings system

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Isn't that like a stereotype of an amateur director, how do you let that happen

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

By being a stereotypical amateur director op

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.
We should start rating movies based on the number of tiddies that appear on screen.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

Caught Licorice Pizza tonight. Really enjoyed it, I think it deserves a far higher RT score.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Sally posted:

this thread rules i cant stop laughing hahaha

Best thread in these dead gay forums :colbert:

Also for some reason youtube decided to show me this and it is the Frenchiest French sci-fi French film I've ever seen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWUkh23vBhs

:stare:

New on Netflix!

Funny because the recent season of Love, Death, Robots had an episode with this exact premise (just more US (guns) and less French (garter belt rear end spanking))

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Cacator posted:

Caught Licorice Pizza tonight. Really enjoyed it, I think it deserves a far higher RT score.



Licorice Pizza was cancelled for racism

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

Castor Poe posted:

We should start rating movies based on the number of tiddies that appear on screen.

this is part of joe bob brigg's review system

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

infernal machines posted:

Licorice Pizza was cancelled for racism pedophilia

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
I don't care about boobs at all
I thought it was because I'm gay, but apparently it's because I'm a millennial

learn something new every day

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Cubone posted:

I'm gay
I'm a millennial

drat that's rough what are your feelings on Gundam?

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
immediately recognized this description as Wonder Park because of the Dan Olson video

fascinating look at a movie made without a director

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0xZZXrReWE

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
About halfway through Archive 81. It's quite good but reminds me of a Mike Flanagan joint in that the more that gets revealed the less I care.

Apparently it's a James Wan production? Didn't see that coming

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


PostNouveau posted:

About halfway through Archive 81. It's quite good but reminds me of a Mike Flanagan joint in that the more that gets revealed the less I care.

Apparently it's a James Wan production? Didn't see that coming

There is a pretty specific point where they DEFINITELY show too much and it almost becomes an Asylum film

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Endless Trash posted:

There is a pretty specific point where they DEFINITELY show too much and it almost becomes an Asylum film

I can tell it's not going to stick the landing, but I'm surprised it gets down near Asylum level.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

drat that's rough what are your feelings on Gundam?
I'm a little woozy on a drug cocktail right now, is this a reference to something?

I liked Twink Lawrence of Arabia

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

priznat posted:


Also for some reason youtube decided to show me this and it is the Frenchiest French sci-fi French film I've ever seen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWUkh23vBhs

:stare:

New on Netflix!

Funny because the recent season of Love, Death, Robots had an episode with this exact premise (just more US (guns) and less French (garter belt rear end spanking))

huh, haven't seen a Jean-Pierre Jeunet film in a while. City of Lost Children is still my favourite of his. Looks like no Ron Perlman in this new one, though :(

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
how did they trick straight people i to watching this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjyzdN66eWE

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
Why are you posting Japanese cartoons in here?

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

infernal machines posted:

Why are you posting Japanese cartoons in here?

it doesn't count as anime if it was on toonami

also

Cubone posted:

I'm a little woozy on a drug cocktail right now,

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Cubone posted:

how did they trick straight people i to watching this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjyzdN66eWE

The target demo was women, hetero boys into robots were incidental pick ups.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Even as a younger kid I knew Trowa and Quatre were gay as hell and it mattered little. Trowa still had a giant robot made out of guns and missiles and a giant switchblade, he could bang whoever the hell he wanted and I'd still cheer him on.

If anything it makes me laugh that the show evaded adult outcry.

Victis
Mar 26, 2008

Shinjobi posted:

Even as a younger kid I knew Trowa and Quatre were gay as hell and it mattered little. Trowa still had a giant robot made out of guns and missiles and a giant switchblade, he could bang whoever the hell he wanted and I'd still cheer him on.

If anything it makes me laugh that the show evaded adult outcry.

No adults knew what the gently caress was on Toonami back in the day

bone emulator
Nov 3, 2005

Wrrroavr

priznat posted:

Colin’s podcast just did an episode on Supernova which has Robin Tunney bazongas :eyepop:

The film was wild

Digital blackass, so cancelled

I don't see her name on the cover

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Whizzing Wizard posted:

I don't see her name on the cover


Luke Perry doing a Dude Where’s My Car face here

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Man I've never noticed Tia Carrere is halfway to Z'Darville

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Man I've never noticed Tia Carrere is halfway to Z'Darville

What’s Z’Darville?

Andro Dunos
Dec 11, 2003

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Lord of the Rings doesn't need tits but by god everything else does.

I would have been rather pleased at a gratuitous Liv Tyler or Cate Blanchett nude scene in the Extra Extended Special Edition Director's Cut Collector's Box Set.

Perhaps Arwen bathing in the river Bruinen?

Or Galadriel changing in front of her magic mirror at Lothlorien?

They film so many takes that their latex elf ears keep disintegrating, but no, Peter Jackson is not satisfied...

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Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Automatic Slim posted:

What’s Z’Darville?
Robert Z’Dar started a commune for Exceptionally Faced Individuals in the late 80’s

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