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AITA for not Letting my Brother "Christen" my New Home's Bathroom?quote:This been happening since yesterday. I'm pretty sure I'm not the rear end in a top hat, but my family has me doubting myself.
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# ? Feb 9, 2022 19:36 |
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# ? May 31, 2024 02:21 |
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Kyle needs to flush that poop joke down the toilet. Just tell him that you beat him to it. And also to gently caress off with that noise, like they're going to make a date for him to come over and ceremonially poo poo in a bathroom. Counterpoint, make it a HUGE deal. Friends invited, catering, balloons, DJ, the whole nine yards. And the bathroom doors are removed. He has to poo poo like a French King with everyone watching and commenting on the quality of the poo, applauding at each grunt, and photographing the ultimate result prior to letting the party walk through for a viewing. Conclude the whole thing with a choreographed ceremonial flush.
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# ? Feb 9, 2022 19:43 |
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Foo Diddley posted:the alpaca is nature's unicorn Sorry bud, that's the vicuña
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# ? Feb 9, 2022 19:48 |
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El Spamo posted:Kyle needs to flush that poop joke down the toilet. Just tell him that you beat him to it. And also to gently caress off with that noise, like they're going to make a date for him to come over and ceremonially poo poo in a bathroom. Make Kyle pose for photos with the poo poo. Kneeling right down close to the filled bowl. And if he can't perform, everyone starts freaking out about bad luck and starts urging the OP to sell the house because it's cursed. Also make it a black tie affair.
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# ? Feb 9, 2022 19:49 |
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for not Letting my Brother "Christen" my New Home's Bathroom? When I moved into my first apartment my father almost poo poo his pants in front of my former in-laws because he wanted to “christen” the bathroom before me.
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# ? Feb 9, 2022 19:51 |
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Oh yeah and make sure to auction off the privilege of wiping his rear end. That should cover a mortgage payment or two.
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# ? Feb 9, 2022 19:52 |
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Either I poo poo in the toilet or ejaculate on the bathroom mirror. The sacred ceremony must commence
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# ? Feb 9, 2022 19:53 |
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Fish the turd out of the bowl and have it bronzed.
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# ? Feb 9, 2022 19:53 |
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Do you seriously think I'd invite you over if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I took that poo poo thirty-five minutes ago.
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# ? Feb 9, 2022 20:00 |
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AITA for planning a SOLO VDAY for myself as a married personquote:My husband recently let me know that he does not want to celebrate Vday. Typically, we would get each other cards, he would by flowers and chocolate (mostly for himself I don't really fancy chocolate) and then we go out to eat. He told me that we are not having enough sex and that he doesn't feel desired and since Vday is a supposed to celebrate love etc. he doesn't want to spend money on celebrating. What he didn't know is that I planned a spa day and lunch date. Now that he doesn't want to celebrate, I decided that I will take myself out instead. AITA?
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# ? Feb 9, 2022 20:02 |
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AITA for not sharing my inheritance?quote:So bit of background, I was a BIG oops. My bio-mom was a wealthy woman who apparently never wanted marriage or kids. She met my dad at a work event (same job type, different locations, not sharing specifics for anonymity) and they started seeing each other casually for a few months and then boom, her pill, the condom, and the plan b all failed to stop me from existing. My mother was going to abort me but my father begged her not to because he was actually MARRIED and was told his wife only had like a 1% chance of ever carrying a baby to term. She agreed only on the stipulation that she can give me up, no visitation, no parenting, nothing but child support and he and his wife reached an agreement and took me under the ruse she'd raise me as HER biological daughter. Needless to say I never met my bio-mom. But it doesn't get any better for me from there. quote:I'm not sure about the protocol of an update but I have one. I made an appointment to see the lawyer and trustee handling my bio-mom's estate. So the gist of the meeting ended with them telling me that how my mother wrote her will, in order for the inheritance to TRULY be mine, I have to go to business school. So I couldn't even give money to my dad and stepmom even if I wanted to, which, thanks to all of you, I learned I have no moral obligation to do and WON'T be doing. Plus, I talked to my brother and he doesn't even WANT to go to an ivy league school, he wants to go to art school and dad and stepmom REFUSE to pay for it. I offered to him that after I complete my business degree, which I'm going to do, I would be MORE than happy to pay for his art school. He graciously accepted and told our dad and it did NOT go well. They have threatened to disown him. They apparently want him to be a lawyer or doctor or something with a high salary so he can "take care of them" I guess. They had a massive blow out fight and he is now moving out of their house and into mine. While he's still in highschool, he is TECHNICALLY 18 now so I'm not sure if I'll get in trouble with the police, but I wasn't about to let my brother live in the streets! I've been driving him to and from school while still working until I can register for business school. Thank you to all who commented and offered advice!
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# ? Feb 9, 2022 20:17 |
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When RNGesus hands you a plate of figgy pudding, take it
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# ? Feb 9, 2022 20:22 |
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It's kind of heartwarming how Mom, Dad, Biomom, and Biograndma all seem to be various shades of poo poo but OP and their brother are going to come out well.
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# ? Feb 9, 2022 20:25 |
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Halloween Jack posted:It's kind of heartwarming how Mom, Dad, Biomom, and Biograndma all seem to be various shades of poo poo but OP and their brother are going to come out well. Yeah, that was actually kind of a nice ending
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# ? Feb 9, 2022 20:28 |
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AITA for not wanting my husband to go see Batman when our baby is due?quote:My (25F) husband (28M) and I are expecting a baby. As you may know, there is a new Batman movie releasing on early march. My husband is a big fan of that kind of stuff and wants to see it opening day. The issue is that our estimated due date is exactly on that day. I know that only a fraction of babies are actually born on the exact due day but I have always been very regular on my periods and I have a feeling that I may be one of those cases.
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# ? Feb 9, 2022 20:37 |
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AITA for walking out of my cousin's wedding?quote:I (45F) was recently contacted out of the blue by my cousin's (John,47M) daughter (Emily,23), who wanted to meet more of his family after he's been NC with all of us since his wedding about 25 years ago. He was apparently furious with her when he found out, and forbade any further contact unless we all apologize for walking out of his wedding.
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# ? Feb 9, 2022 20:48 |
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Hughlander posted:AITA for not sharing my inheritance? I'm glad she has at least one family member who is with sharing with. She wasn't alone in the world when she had jack poo poo and now she isn't alone when Fate has smiled on her. Good for her.
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# ? Feb 9, 2022 20:48 |
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for walking out of my cousin's wedding? Apparently the Cousin told his daughter that the rest of the family just Hated Kristen for no reason and didn't attend the wedding. Upon finding out the truth the daughter is very mad.
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# ? Feb 9, 2022 20:57 |
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Halloween Jack posted:It's kind of heartwarming how Mom, Dad, Biomom, and Biograndma all seem to be various shades of poo poo but OP and their brother are going to come out well. What did bio grandma do besides take her in when her home life was poo poo? Also what did bio mom do that was poo poo? Well besides be rich I guess.
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# ? Feb 9, 2022 21:07 |
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MarcusSA posted:What did bio grandma do besides take her in when her home life was poo poo? it's not 100% clear how much is biomom and how much is biograndma but: quote:My bio-mom never visited her mom anyway (a rift over her not settling down and having kids). suggests some degree of shittiness on one or both
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# ? Feb 9, 2022 21:12 |
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Piell posted:AITA for planning a SOLO VDAY for myself as a married person Does this genius husband think that going on an affection strike like this is going to make her MORE inclined to want to have sex with him?
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# ? Feb 9, 2022 21:19 |
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For some reason I find the phrase "old flame" really maddening from anyone born after 1960
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# ? Feb 9, 2022 21:21 |
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for not wanting my husband to go see Batman when our baby is due? My son was due on the release date of Hereditary and he waited one day to be born so my wife and I could see it in the theater with a couple friends. We called him Considerado before we chose a name.
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# ? Feb 9, 2022 21:30 |
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Hughlander posted:AITA for not sharing my inheritance? Grandma didn’t leave me much, just a couple thousand and a house. Yorkshire Pudding fucked around with this message at 21:34 on Feb 9, 2022 |
# ? Feb 9, 2022 21:31 |
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Hughlander posted:UPDATE: I know this guy used a bunch of toilet paper but did the wife ever pay attention to the butter usage....
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# ? Feb 9, 2022 21:32 |
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AKA Pseudonym posted:For some reason I find the phrase "old flame" really maddening from anyone born after 1960 They're talking about a wedding that took place 25 years ago. It's likely that they aren't born after 1960.
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# ? Feb 9, 2022 21:33 |
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limp_cheese posted:I know this guy used a bunch of toilet paper but did the wife ever pay attention to the butter usage.... oh gently caress you
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# ? Feb 9, 2022 21:35 |
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Hughlander posted:They're talking about a wedding that took place 25 years ago. It's likely that they aren't born after 1960. Not if he's 47
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# ? Feb 9, 2022 21:39 |
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MarcusSA posted:What did bio grandma do besides take her in when her home life was poo poo? But Biomom's will insisted that OP go to business school, which suggests that maybe they fell out because Biomom is the same kind of crazy rear end in a top hat as Dad.
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# ? Feb 9, 2022 21:42 |
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If only there were some way to know when a person who is currently 47 was born...
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# ? Feb 9, 2022 21:43 |
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haveblue posted:Do you seriously think I'd invite you over if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I took that poo poo thirty-five minutes ago.
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# ? Feb 9, 2022 21:52 |
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Halloween Jack posted:Biograndma fell out with Biomom because Biomom didn't want to get married and have kids. And in the end they were in for a Bioshock
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# ? Feb 9, 2022 21:54 |
Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for not wanting my husband to go see Batman when our baby is due? But if they had a basic ability to compromise like that I guess they wouldn't be posting on Reddit.
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# ? Feb 9, 2022 21:56 |
Solenna posted:you would think the obvious situation would be he goes to see the movie and if the wife goes into labour she phones him and he stops seeing the movie and leaves to goes to be with her. ...how in any way is that a compromise? and you know that he wouldn't actually do that, rationalizing it with "Well, babies don't really often come out immediately after your water breaks so you can hold on for a couple hours until I get home" It's a Batman movie. Just don't read the internet for a few days
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# ? Feb 9, 2022 21:57 |
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Solenna posted:you would think the obvious situation would be he goes to see the movie and if the wife goes into labour she phones him and he stops seeing the movie and leaves to goes to be with her. This is a good post lol
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# ? Feb 9, 2022 22:03 |
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how the gently caress do you spoil batman, it's been creatively bankrupt for the better part of a century he mopes about his dead parents then goes and beats up a clown. there, you never have to watch another batmovie again
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# ? Feb 9, 2022 22:11 |
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Yeah, but does he go down on Catwoman in this one?
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# ? Feb 9, 2022 22:13 |
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Halloween Jack posted:Yeah, but does he go down on Catwoman in this one? Not if he wants to be a hero.... holy poo poo, batman is a villain! sry for the bat spoilers
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# ? Feb 9, 2022 22:15 |
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Seth Pecksniff posted:It's a Batman movie. Just don't read the internet for a few days ...how in any way is that a compromise?
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# ? Feb 9, 2022 22:15 |
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AITA for embarrassing a lunch thief at work.quote:So pretty much the title, I don't think I am the A but I've been getting some flack for it so I really want to clear this up.
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# ? Feb 9, 2022 22:16 |