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Reminds me of the Thai whiskey called Black Cock I'm convinced they knew what they were doing there
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FirstAidKite posted:TITS TITS
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Feb 8, 2022 21:05
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Terrible Awful Games: Tits Tits Okay Fine
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Cartoon Man posted:Terrible Awful Games: Tits Tits Okay Fine It'd be so much better as this instead of "tits okay tits fine"
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Feb 9, 2022 00:39
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What, tits again? Fine, whatever.
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Feb 9, 2022 01:47
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No, no, don't worry about it. We can do tits again. It's not a big deal, I guess. *sigh*
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Rotten Red Rod posted:This one is a bit sad, it's clearly a passion project for the dev and not just a slapdash asset flip or crappy porn game, but it's completely undone by the inadvisable name choice. That said, it's really funny that the game's title gets censored in the Steam reviews. I am confident it's knowing and deliberate.
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Starry Knightquote:Walk in Van Gogh’s paintings. Fight with the struggle that he went through in his life. Unveil the destiny of the starry, starry knight. Starry Knight is a 2D boss rush game focusing on unique boss design and hardcore action combat. I played this for about twenty minutes, and if it weren't for the Van Gogh angle it would be utterly forgettable. But with the art connection it has definitely earned a spot here.
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It's those loving Van Gogh experiences but in this one you can press A/X to pop a bat
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ultrafilter posted:Starry Knight I've seen a few games like that now that repurpose classical art imagery into animated characters and backgrounds. It looks interesting, but also always kind of off compared to using specifically designed custom art.
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ultrafilter posted:Starry Knight Not a terrible game, wrong thread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_daI7XwEznw&t=656s
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https://store.steampowered.com/app/1129540/Orc_Massage/ quote:Orc Massage is a 3D adult simulation game. You play as an honest Orc who is trying to make a living with his business, but his monster girl clients have a bad habit of getting turned on by his "handy work". Will he stay professional or be seduced by his clients? That is all on you!
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No. No I think you have a small role in this too, "Orc Massage"
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it's a pretty standard Smeagol RPGmaker game but I did have a laugh at the name 'Bikini Armour Explorers'
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A couple of bug reports:quote:Other characters are still in progress, but the graphics around the mouth are malfunctioning! quote:While doing the intimate phase of Tigirls massage her vagina clips through her body letting you see the other parts of it that your not suppose too
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ErrEff posted:
What, like the bones?
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Say what you want, that's a hell of a premise that the gaming world has never seen before. A honest orc. 
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FishMcCool posted:Say what you want, that's a hell of a premise that the gaming world has never seen before. If you follow the history of genre fiction, this statement is incredibly racist hth
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leper khan posted:If you follow the history of genre fiction, this statement is incredibly racist hth I'll have to atone by working on my massage technique I guess.
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Careful not to massage the vagina out.
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My Face When posted:Sorry, i probably should have mentioned that the sexy witch hentai on new and trending seemed quaint in comparison to sex with hitler. They even covered her snatch in the preview pics. Terrible Awful Games: They even covered her snatch in the preview pics.
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Homepage banner ad, baby!   for the full banner which seems to have the aforementioned "Tigirl" in the bottom left thumbnail https://i.imgur.com/2iF7Xgj.png
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Radio Paranoia posted:Homepage banner ad, baby! *In an orc voice* Year of Tiger, baby!!!
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why do i get the feeling that at least some of you are going to buy that game
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Play posted:why do i get the feeling that at least some of you are going to buy that game Thread title should really be "Hentai Game Viral Marketing Thread" at this rate tbh.
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Meme Poker Party posted:Thread title should really be "Hentai Game Viral Marketing Thread" at this rate tbh. mods, do the needful Terrible Awful Games: Hentai Viral Marketing Megathread
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Somewhere out there is a genuinely hilarious, non-pornographic game about someone who after seeing the suffering of a family member as a child, worked horrible side jobs to put themselves through a sports medicine undergrad, got a DPT, and is working an orthopedic surgery residency...but whose ortho massage patients won't stop trying to jump their bones.
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Play posted:why do i get the feeling that at least some of you are going to buy that game https://twitter.com/theonion/status/659449453435342848
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Play posted:why do i get the feeling that at least some of you are going to buy that game Sorry, I'm more of a Witch Prison type.
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Play posted:why do i get the feeling that at least some of you are going to buy that game Waiting for a sale 
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Play posted:why do i get the feeling that at least some of you are going to buy that game Not on my primary Steam account
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Discendo Vox posted:Somewhere out there is a genuinely hilarious, non-pornographic game about someone who after seeing the suffering of a family member as a child, worked horrible side jobs to put themselves through a sports medicine undergrad, got a DPT, and is working an orthopedic surgery residency...but whose ortho massage patients won't stop trying to jump their bones. Isn't chiropractic stuff just a scam anyway?
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 I don't know what that means in Chinese, if anything, but I found it funny and of course it's just about the blandest looking game you could imagine 
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Play posted:
 
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good, gently caress gary
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ImpAtom posted:Isn't chiropractic stuff just a scam anyway? Chiropractic 100% yes total scam. There are some extremely limited possibly effective actual applications for theraputic massage (which are hard to distinguish from "feels good" and maybe "my sore muscles are recovering faster"), but the field's awash in alt-med because there's close to zero federal regulation of the area. Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 06:25 on Feb 10, 2022 |
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i like the title of this one: "b-but i wanted a video game" "NO! only gently caress"
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Now I want a Last Gary/Scarlett crossover. Possibly taking place in a massage parlour.
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