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This was from a Penthouse Forum letter. I paraphrase from almost 40–years ago: ‘I plunged my itchy meat bat into her pulsating furry cum-basket, while she juggled my balls like a carnal clown.” There was more… but I’m not sure that one made the translation from paper to web.
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That had to be written ironically, right? Who writes like this:quote:She dried herself off with a towel, which then became wet. I'm reminded of quote:He put his sex in her sex and they had sex. edit: Okay, no, the person who wrote that was clearly taking the piss quote:Torolf, Hilda moaned ... I need you Nebrilos has a new favorite as of 18:14 on Feb 9, 2022 |
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Feb 9, 2022 18:10
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Yes it's extremely obviously a joke. But it's funny despite that fact
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Shai-Hulud posted:Yes, phobias aren't rational. Goons don't understand that. They believe people are rational 100% of the time, and anything less makes them a psychopath. 
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MrUnderbridge posted:Found my next t shirt. People will just think it's advertising P&O Ferries. Yes, I know it's different.
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Nebrilos posted:That had to be written ironically, right? Who writes like this: Yeah, I'd go over and over drinks and we'd come up with dumb fuckin scenarios that would appeal to the sort of people who were still buying magazines In 2009 She also called me in the middle of the night because Tom Sizemore crashed out on GHB at the Chateau Marmont filming a scene for the sex tape he made to pay off a debt
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And what... Did you need to go and fill in for him or what?
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One of my friends told me about a business proposition someone had made to her. They wanted her to write badly-written erotica for them to sell. It was important to the business that it was badly written. Apparently that's where the market is? My friend turned them down not because she objected to writing erotica, but because she had too much pride as a writer to produce erotica that was written so badly. I've figured out what that reminded me of. Someone made a pretentious video game a few years ago called YIIK and they weren't being ironic. quote:I sighed as the elevator began to shake, vibrating with motion. Nebrilos has a new favorite as of 20:49 on Feb 9, 2022 |
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That doesn't sound too different from Harlequin's model. You can make money writing romance stories for them but there are rules and formulas you're meant to follow to make them all very similar to each other. They're commodities meant to be churned out.
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imo more people should use the term smexy in their commodity schlock just to shake things up. remember smexy
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Lobok posted:They're commodities meant to be churned out.  Edit: terrible proposal: economics themed erotica
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Lobok posted:That doesn't sound too different from Harlequin's model. You can make money writing romance stories for them but there are rules and formulas you're meant to follow to make them all very similar to each other. They're commodities meant to be churned out. Pretty similar to the current ebook market, too. I've ghostwritten plenty of hot trash to make a quick buck.
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I wish I could write but I can barely communicate a regular, straightforward idea. Then again there are lots of people that can’t write well but do it anyway
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Modal Auxiliary posted:Pretty similar to the current ebook market, too. I've ghostwritten plenty of hot trash to make a quick buck. You probably have the most context. Why does the market demand trash?
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Nebrilos posted:You probably have the most context. Why does the market demand trash? In the case of Harlequin I don't think customers are specifically demanding trash but they are requesting a certain kind of story and they demand lots of them. There are new Harlequin novels out every single week, and there are dedicated customers coming in for them each week (not too different from comicbooks when you think about it). So quality takes a dive to satisfy quantity. I imagine it's also much easier on the editors if every story submission isn't someone trying to make a name for themselves, really put their stamp on things, defy conventions, tackle social issues, etc. Just follow the formula.
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NLJP posted:
Please write me some NFT themed erotica. It’s the only way I can get off.
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Lobok posted:In the case of Harlequin I don't think customers are specifically demanding trash but they are requesting a certain kind of story and they demand lots of them. There are new Harlequin novels out every single week, and there are dedicated customers coming in for them each week (not too different from comicbooks when you think about it). So quality takes a dive to satisfy quantity. I imagine it's also much easier on the editors if every story submission isn't someone trying to make a name for themselves, really put their stamp on things, defy conventions, tackle social issues, etc. Just follow the formula. So, would it be possible for someone to train one of those AI writing things to churn out stories like that and sit back and just let the passive income pour in?
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It certainly seems like the titles are already generated that way so maybe!
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It's probably cheaper to hire desperate human writers for a pittance than to pay an editor to fix wonky AI prose
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Tac Dibar posted:Please write me some NFT themed erotica. It’s the only way I can get off. The closest we have is:  As usual, Chuck is on the good and correct side.
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 I stumbled upon this plot summary on IMDB and I thought I was having a stroke.
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Crescent Wrench posted:
This reminds me of Garden-path sentences and Escher sentences, which do kind of opposite things but create a similar effect (the former are grammatical and make sense, but don't seem to at first, while the latter are not grammatical or sensical but do seem to be at first). A garden-path sentence: The horse raced past the barn fell. An Escher sentence: More people have been to Berlin than I have.
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I think this is funny? Maybe? https://twitter.com/chaostiktoks/status/1491458838792667137 What the hell?
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Trabant posted:The closest we have is: I love whomever runs the Chuck Tingle persona because they’re not only entertaining they’re pretty solidly on the right side of history. It’s just always a good time.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Spooder attack. Audio makes this. EAT
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-Zydeco- posted:I think this is funny? Maybe?  Ahhh! Real Monsters I could see leading to this, but Ed, Edd, and Eddy? People are crazy.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Spooder attack. Audio makes this. Why are these people being filmed as they watch TV?
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yaffle posted:My daughter insists this is a real excerpt from a real book. The thing I hate most about this is the lack of quotation marks on the dialogue. Farquar posted:Why are these people being filmed as they watch TV? Home security recording or something?
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A whole new meaning to two buck chuck.
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Farquar posted:Why are these people being filmed as they watch TV?
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When did disney win the stanley cup
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Milo and POTUS posted:When did disney win the stanley cup 2007?
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Milo and POTUS posted:When did disney win the stanley cup Disney actually owns the Stanley Cup and lends it out to the champions for specified periods of time. It always has to be returned to Disney for certain parts of the year and the winning team can actually forfeit their championship if they fail to do so
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