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Would someone please recommend a youtube instructional for babby's first bitcoin purchase?
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Feb 9, 2022 20:27
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huh posted:Would someone please recommend a youtube instructional for babby's first bitcoin purchase? Tubgirl
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Feb 9, 2022 20:34
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huh posted:Would someone please recommend a youtube instructional for babby's first bitcoin purchase? https://youtu.be/YQ_xWvX1n9g
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Feb 9, 2022 20:36
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I’ll never forget that super old video “how to buy gas with bitcoins” where the steps were 1. Find someone to buy your bitcoins on their phone right now 2. Wait, which was clearly edited drastically down for time 3. Use the real money you get from the sale to buy gas And it was seriously intended as a “wow bitcoin is so versatile!” thing.
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Feb 9, 2022 21:03
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Gutcruncher posted:I’ll never forget that super old video “how to buy gas with bitcoins” where the steps were Another was to find a gas station that accepted butts. They found one, 50 miles away. 100 mile round trip to buy gas! THE FUTURE!
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Feb 9, 2022 21:08
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TIME has an article where a crypto proponent reacts to Dan Olson’s video: https://time.com/6144332/the-problem-with-nfts-video/ The responses are diplomatic “yes, but…” explanations except for: quote:Olson’s Critique: In the cryptocurrency world, the end goal is the financialization of everything. Everything becomes a stock market. … where they completely fail to grasp - or willfully ignore - that “everything of value” is ultimately everything and that Olson’s critique is that this is a bad outcome for society.
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Feb 9, 2022 21:12
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A return to the days of having to do a 25 way trade to get the thing you want instead of just having a single medium of trade that everyone in the country uses. Finally!
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Feb 9, 2022 21:16
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These morons will say that the culling of humanity to 15% of its current population can be accomplished via blockchain-mediated murderbots and pass it off as an inevitable feature that no one can possibly stop, and in fact we should embrace it.
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Feb 9, 2022 21:17
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Somfin posted:The BBC in particular has given up a lot of its scruples; it's still trying to post through the fallout of interviewing a multiple-accused rapist lesbian pornstar on the topic of trans people "pressuring women into sex," who then went on to turn her personal website into a murderous manifesto explicitly calling for gang rapes and lynchings. Wait, what the gently caress?
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Feb 9, 2022 21:20
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LifeSunDeath posted:Tubgirl Instructions clear but still no bitcoin.
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Feb 9, 2022 21:23
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kw0134 posted:These morons will say that the culling of humanity to 15% of its current population can be accomplished via blockchain-mediated murderbots and pass it off as an inevitable feature that no one can possibly stop, and in fact we should embrace it. If the 15% population cull is also the 15% of the population who uses crypto, then we finally have a good use for the blockchain.
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Feb 9, 2022 21:24
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Just a little bit more idiocy in the Ottawa trucker protest, because of course they’re also into bitcoin https://twitter.com/glen_mcgregor/status/1491508868047945729
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Feb 9, 2022 21:28
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Dinosaurs! posted:TIME has an article where a crypto proponent reacts to Dan Olson’s video: https://time.com/6144332/the-problem-with-nfts-video/ lmfao "Because blockchain introduced these ideas of value exchange from person-to-person without going through centralized authorities." blockchain invented trading two things for each other. Wow, amazing.
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Feb 9, 2022 21:38
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"“If it’s actually a revolutionary technology, which I believe Web 3 is, it’s not going to stay stupid forever,” she says." lol
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Feb 9, 2022 21:40
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If I find a way to transmutate poo poo into gold, all my poo poo hoarding will have an incredible payoff!
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Feb 9, 2022 21:44
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Lawman 0 posted:Wait, what the gently caress? https://youtu.be/b4buJMMiwcg (Don't worry, this skull avatar guy is a good skull avatar guy for once) He has two 10-15 min followups about the results of his complaints to the BBC, too. Ostriches come to mind.
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Feb 9, 2022 21:45
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Lawman 0 posted:Wait, what the gently caress? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4buJMMiwcg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfjTG6SVjmQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRn1UZ4fhdE
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Feb 9, 2022 21:48
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huh posted:Would someone please recommend a youtube instructional for babby's first bitcoin purchase? You can find some info about buying NFTs at https://goatse.cx/
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Feb 9, 2022 21:49
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NGDBSS posted:Shaun's travails are a good encapsulation of the mess, but yes the BBC really did platform a TERF sex pest and is still to my knowledge unwilling to show contrition. Yeah this, I just didn't embed my link properly sorry friends. Shaun is good people
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Feb 9, 2022 22:03
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barter but somehow more convoluted and expensive.
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Feb 9, 2022 22:10
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Gutcruncher posted:I’ll never forget that super old video “how to buy gas with bitcoins” where the steps were https://twitter.com/bitcoinmagazine/status/1460701940615204870 dude literally does the whole "yeah yeah come on hurry up" thing with his hands. the future!
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Feb 9, 2022 22:13
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Good news everybody, I've capitalized my dick and am running early depreciation calculations based on how many miles of pipe I lay, cleverly tracked in the Blockchain. Can't believe I didn't think of this sooner.
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Feb 9, 2022 22:49
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Strong Sauce posted:https://twitter.com/bitcoinmagazine/status/1460701940615204870 Full minute of being frustrated with the glare on the screen, the time it took, the amount of steps and manual work involved . Looks directly at the camera while smiling. “Boom”
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Feb 9, 2022 22:57
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Strong Sauce posted:https://twitter.com/bitcoinmagazine/status/1460701940615204870 When I tap with Apple Pay on my phone it just works instantly. I can even use it to go on the tub and barely have to stop walking and the gate opens.
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Feb 9, 2022 23:29
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MarcusSA posted:When I tap with Apple Pay on my phone it just works instantly. Why would you want such immediacy though? Bitcoin gives you time to think about it before anything is finalized. And besides we here at bitcoin think nobody stops to smell the roses anymore.
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Feb 9, 2022 23:49
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Strong Sauce posted:https://twitter.com/bitcoinmagazine/status/1460701940615204870 this is what I imagine all age of consent optional bitclowns look like.
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Feb 9, 2022 23:52
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Gutcruncher posted:Why would you want such immediacy though? Bitcoin gives you time to think about it before anything is finalized. And besides we here at bitcoin think nobody stops to smell the roses anymore.
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Feb 9, 2022 23:52
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I’ve apparently met that lady who was indicted for laundering bitcoin in real life at a wedding. According to the person whose wedding it was, she is actually legitimately smart but uh… you definitely don’t get that feeling from her social media.
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Feb 10, 2022 00:38
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King Hong Kong posted:I’ve apparently met that lady who was indicted for laundering bitcoin in real life at a wedding. According to the person whose wedding it was, she is actually legitimately smart but uh… you definitely don’t get that feeling from her social media. loving LOL
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Feb 10, 2022 00:45
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El Spamo posted:Ironically, because of the nature of a blockchain, even HARDER because each individual 'coin' can have its transaction history trivially traced back to its initial creation. So even if somehow a criminal kept their hands clean in the initial theft and bounced the crypto through however many dummy accounts, at the final stage attempting to cash out you're either obviously the person who stole it in the first place or a dumbshit who probably knowingly received stolen property. It's why crypto-crypto laundering services exist: insert a bunch of crypto in one end, get crypto out the other end in various clever ways funnily enough, the ~3 major operations that actually do good work at scale require trust in the central authority that is the laundering service
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Feb 10, 2022 01:04
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huh posted:Would someone please recommend a youtube instructional for babby's first bitcoin purchase? If you're dead loving serious about doing this, sigh. Coinbase is kinda one of the least likely exchanges to land you in a world of poo poo with your driver's license and everything else you need to disclose about yourself getting sold or stolen. Go buy a few bucks of etherium, watch their price go woohoo up and down, and then go open a Vanguard or Betterment account. There's a reason that people often prefer to do crypto investment with their illicitly-onshored silver spoon inheritance or other ill-gotten gains: setting this poo poo up as an upstanding citizen is loving invasive as opening a bank account post- PATRIOT ACT to be clear, if an exchange is letting you "buy crypto" without going through the steps for adequate Know Your Customer right now, they're either (1) a scam (2) small and vulnerable, see 1 (3) not actually giving you control of your private keys. there's a lot of "invest in crypto!!!" out there right now that's really just an index fund used to play stupid financial games at your expense Potato Salad fucked around with this message at 01:13 on Feb 10, 2022 |
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Feb 10, 2022 01:06
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huh posted:Would someone please recommend a youtube instructional for babby's first bitcoin purchase? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpYdEjvAg3k
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Feb 10, 2022 01:09
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So if you had some massive amount of stolen Bitcoin, say 3+ billion dollars worth, why not take 2/3 of it and give it to random wallets and spread the other billion across wallets that you control? There’s no functional difference between one billion and three billion on a personal level, poo poo, you could even make it look like someone else did it, no?
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Feb 10, 2022 01:12
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tehinternet posted:So if you had some massive amount of stolen Bitcoin, say 3+ billion dollars worth, why not take 2/3 of it and give it to random wallets and spread the other billion across wallets that you control? take a look at the videos these people made, then look at every other billionaire something about these quantities of wealth seems to make people terrifically insecure about the number itself
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Feb 10, 2022 01:14
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Potato Salad posted:take a look at the videos these people made, then look at every other billionaire That’s just amazing isn’t it? Imagine thinking that some stupid big amount like $20 million isn’t enough to retire off of, let alone a billion.
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Feb 10, 2022 01:20
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Potato Salad posted:If you're dead loving serious about doing this, sigh. Related to this in the past few days I've gotten multiple phonecalls regarding suspicious activity on my Coinbase account that I absolutely do not have. If anything I'm surprised it took this long for the autodialer scammers to get in on the deal.
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Feb 10, 2022 01:25
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yeah buy your little FOMO Coins then never loving touch the thing again this poo poo doesn't really harm the day to day living identities of the high-level drug dealers getting poo poo directly from narcostates, and it doesn't harm rich ape kids with daddy's Panama money unencumbered by association with a real domestic identity between occasional cashout & immediate closure, but breaches of private customer data absolutely stands to injure the everyday people who are pressed by FOMO commercials into opening Coinbase or Crypto.com accounts using actual PII, and it should be clear by this point that the defense procedures at these organizations is absolute loving poo poo Potato Salad fucked around with this message at 01:41 on Feb 10, 2022 |
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Feb 10, 2022 01:39
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these scams always end up hurting the working citizen far more than the wealthy failures whose bags suddenly need holding
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Feb 10, 2022 01:42
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God drat it, hasn’t Canada had enough bullshit in the last few weeks https://twitter.com/MichelleRempel/status/1491515963996471300 This is the conservative party idiots appealing to their capitalist grifter base
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punishedkissinger posted:those italians. all block, no chain. In my experience you have this backwards.
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