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Captain Hygiene posted:And so the thread finally wraps back around to the goon who adamantly argued a few iterations ago that it was perfectly normal, expected even, to poo poo one's pants upon surpassing the hoary old age of 30 I don't remember that, but I remember WampaLord being incredulous that people could hold in their farts.
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If you haven’t poo poo your pants at least once you aren’t a real goon.
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Mx. posted:AITA for not asking my MIL nicely to hand over the baby for feeding? quote:NTA. Find a safe place to get away. Can you go to your parents' house? quote:I could but my husband said he wouldn't allow it. welp.
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Batterypowered7 posted:I don't remember that, but I remember WampaLord being incredulous that people could hold in their farts. I can't 100% remember who it was, but it was definitely someone else. As I recall it involved one time on the subway and at least one other incident, when I questioned them on it they leaned into the whole "it's normal" argument pretty strongly.
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Mx. posted:AITA for not asking my MIL nicely to hand over the baby for feeding? Fuuuuck that stupid dad
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Is this when we all share stories of when we last poo poo ourselves?
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YOSYO: You Only poo poo Yourself Once
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Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:Is this when we all share stories of when we last poo poo ourselves? I think I got food poisoning and was about to puke and pushed my stomach too hard when I was kneeling over the bowl Whoops! Wrong exit! Wasn't much but it was noticable
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:YOSYO: You Only poo poo Yourself Once Learning to not trust farts, a story in 1 act.
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Mx. posted:I (32f) am having a hard time feeling attracted to my husband (35m) due to his incontinence issues What’s his user name? TBH if it’s happening only when he’s really sick, we’re talking about something that happened 3 times over 10 years. Calling that incontinence is gilding the lily a bit.
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Batterypowered7 posted:I don't remember that, but I remember WampaLord being incredulous that people could hold in their farts. One of the best posts this thread, or maybe any thread, has produced. I learned something from it too because I was previously unaware that some people (or at least one person) are incapable of ever holding in a fart. It's always great whenever someone mentions a normal to them detail, completely unaware that it's actually loving crazy to everyone else. I [25F] am getting upset at how much my boyfriend [24M] farts and it is causing issues with us quote:I can't even believe I'm posting this and I'm not joking.
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Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:Is this when we all share stories of when we last poo poo ourselves? I ate bad meat in mongolia, and all night I was puking and making GBS threads in an outhouse outside in the cold. It only had 2 planks across the hole to squat on and the hole (probably 20 foot deep) was so filled with poo poo it was about 5 inches from the planks. I had to alternate between squatting to poo poo and laying down on the ground with my head basically in the hole to puke.
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What was the best thing you ate in Mongolia?
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There was also the AITA of the woman whose husband kept farting in the car during a long journey, it happened so much that she walked out on him after they got home and might have filed for divorce.
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Vim Fuego posted:What was the best thing you ate in Mongolia? He just told you that if you’d read the post!
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wizardofloneliness posted:One of the best posts this thread, or maybe any thread, has produced. I learned something from it too because I was previously unaware that some people (or at least one person) are incapable of ever holding in a fart. It's always great whenever someone mentions a normal to them detail, completely unaware that it's actually loving crazy to everyone else. quote:Try getting him to take a probiotic and change his diet. At this point, you probably smell like his farts because you've been basting in them XP quote:This sounds funny but it's a thing that actually happens. Lived with an ex with a super poor diet. Our whole apartment and all our clothes smelt like sausage farts constantly. I didn't realise it was so bad until I made some new friends and they mentioned it... lol
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Hellblazer187 posted:Some disputes aren't meant to be compromised. There's no compromise position for "hm what's the bigger priority birth of my first child or batman movie?" There's a solid, unwavering answer to that question for anyone who isn't a manchild. A child is only born once, whereas there have been like twelve Batman movies in the past twenty years. He can just catch the next one a few years from now. (I don't know how people don't get burned out on/bored with what seems like the same thing over and over again.) Vim Fuego posted:I hear he punches the clown 3+ times a day eta Warning: estranged parent stuff. Pretty run of the mill but I thought the covid aspect was interesting. quote:However, my other two adult children have now rejected me. This happened over the last three weeks. My son sent an insulting letter to his father (my husband) and referred to both him and me by our first names in a disparaging way, accusing us of being “poo poo” parents. I have to admit that there were things we could have done much better in bringing up our children. However, the situation was complicated by grinding poverty and a dysfunctional relaltionship with their grandparents (my parents) who looked after them whilst I worked or sought work. Because of the amount of time my children spent with their grandparents, they grew up with their values rather than ours and openly stated that they preferred their home to ours. I was often unemployed and my husband earned a poor salary. Our home lacked carpets and good furniture. It was often quite cold in winter as we could not afford adequate fuel. Their grandparents home, by contrast, was warm and comfortable, with soft, comfortable armchairs and sofa. Differences in political values were a source of conflict: my husband and I were and are socialists, whereas my parents, who were formerly Labour, became Tory voters (we live in the UK). My parents also disrespected our decision to become vegetarian, and to bring our children up as such. I can remember my late father calling our diet “rubbish food”. We were the type of people who were and are intellectually curious, basically questioning everything, whereas my parents were the kind of working-class people who accepted the status quo and lived their lives according to it. trickybiscuits fucked around with this message at 03:01 on Feb 10, 2022 |
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Mx. posted:AITA for not asking my MIL nicely to hand over the baby for feeding?
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Hellblazer187 posted:Some disputes aren't meant to be compromised. There's no compromise position for "hm what's the bigger priority birth of my first child or batman movie?" There's a solid, unwavering answer to that question for anyone who isn't a manchild. If she doesn't trust him enough to do that then there is a bigger problem. Eta: ok yeah covid exposure is a big enough issue he shouldn't go to the movies. I guess my big thing is him leaving to do something he wants to do for a few hours should be something they can manage together. Solenna fucked around with this message at 03:27 on Feb 10, 2022 |
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:There was also the AITA of the woman whose husband kept farting in the car during a long journey, it happened so much that she walked out on him after they got home and might have filed for divorce. This story sounds awesome. I'd withhold judgment until I found out whether he was fast on the draw rolling down the windows (100% defensible) or leaving the windows up (divorce justified).
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trickybiscuits posted:Warning: estranged parent stuff. Pretty run of the mill but I thought the covid aspect was interesting. Rimmer : Snooty cow. She used to look down on me. She used to call me "Rimmer." Lister : Everybody called you "Rimmer." Rimmer : Ah, it's the way she said it, though. Rimmer. Rimmer. To rhyme with "scum."
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Solenna posted:If she doesn't trust him enough to do that then there is a bigger problem. I mean, he's definitively the type of absolute m*nchild to get whiny at the thought of not getting to see his superhero movie day one because of the slight inconvenience of being prepared to have a child on that day. I wouldn't trust him for a second to not shut off or just "not hear" his phone.
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Solenna posted:I would actually agree with that. If she's in labour or already had the baby he should not see the new Batman movie. But if she's not in labour him being at home for a few hours vs at the movie theater or anywhere else for a few hours isn't really going to make a difference if he's nearby and willing to drop everything and go if she calls. lol please do not rules lawyer late third trimester over Batman
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The pregnant op could just go to the movie with him. Keep a bag in the car if they're paranoid. He wants to sit in a dark room with good cell reception. It's not a hallucinogenic vision quest in Mongolia. His response time to a call should be just as good as if he's at work.
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Lol, my wife is about to pop but what about meeeee?
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it's going to be their last chance at seeing a movie together for quite a long time. Forgive me if you're a mom of 5 or whatever, but there's nothing special about a due date. The baby could come well before or after. Our first was 11 days late before the doc induced. It doesn't help to wait around looking at your spouse's belly with a facial expression like a youtube thumbnail. I really don't see how this is much different than her husband going to work, or grocery shopping.
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Uncle Enzo posted:
Well it’s like the 18th remake of Batman for one.
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Rereading it, she doesn't even care about it and he's preemptively making plans to just show up hours later if she has to go in. I don't even know why we're debating it, in retrospect.
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Goons bringing their own
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Contractions are such a long process. Sometimes even after the water breaks
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trickybiscuits posted:In the batroom, with his laptop, for hours at a time
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AITA for “rudely” inviting my SIL to leave and get some therapy for the way she kept talking about my child?quote:Using a new account, hoping her sister doesn’t find this because I know she’s on Reddit… My wife’s (32f) younger sister (24f) is in college in our area.
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Mx. posted:AITA for “rudely” inviting my SIL to leave and get some therapy for the way she kept talking about my child? "w/o asking for her opinion she says you guys had months to abort, you did this to yourselves." Nothing to add, just gently caress this person
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Child-free people are that way because they feel threatened. How can they be the baby when they are competing with actual babies?
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Brawnfire posted:"w/o asking for her opinion she says you guys had months to abort, you did this to yourselves." Yeah there is child-free and then there is whatever the hell this monster is. That’s a pretty disgusting thing to say to a new parent. Once the kid gets to like 15 they might just shake their head in agreement through.
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Mx. posted:AITA for “rudely” inviting my SIL to leave and get some therapy for the way she kept talking about my child? Solution: continue to send her pics of babies until she blocks you Problem solves itself
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Solution: continue to send her pics of babies until she blocks you Also kick her TF out.
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Dazerbeams posted:Child-free people are that way because they feel threatened. How can they be the baby when they are competing with actual babies? I think it’s this. She’s determined to be the most immature person in the house and she’s not going to let a baby stand in her way.
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AITA for blowing up when MIL brought an emotional support goat to my house?quote:My MIL has never liked me and we have real clashing personalities. My husband does have a spine and he does stand up for me but we’ve come to realize that he does need her in his life, so all three of us have come up with some compromises and boundaries.
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Mx. posted:AITA for blowing up when MIL brought an emotional support goat to my house? I guess she really got her...uh...
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