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Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice



Chinatown posted:

no turd nor giant balls = fail

Dude your imagination is poo poo. I see a honkin' turd, some mondo balls and a goofy looking dick and I'm just getting warmed up

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

If you're a lurker, you might be asking yourself, "What if what I'm posting is stupid?", and that may be true,

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


sweet thursday posted:

If you're a lurker, you might be asking yourself, "What if what I'm posting is stupid?", and that may be true,

If you find yourself asking that question, hit submit on the post anyways

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I have a theory that lurkers do not know about the gas chamber, and they don't realize that only the really offensive threads go there...
just post

if it sucks no one will respond,

if its racist you might get a ban.

if you just keep posting the same thread over and over again using catch phrases you might make everyone including the modes hate you. That takes extreme effort.

Why not posting?

the worst thing that can happen is people you don't know will make fun of you and you can't post for 6 hours. You will learn a lot though!

Im gonna go make a thread in solidarity.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Btw the marquee works well with my avatar. It's a drive-by

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


sweet thursday posted:

Btw the marquee works well with my avatar. It's a drive-by

i cannot get over how good it is

Mastodon Compound
Oct 2, 2012
This is it, people. This is the year I come out of my shell... today I turn everything around and I post on somethingawful.com while making GBS threads on my toilet. I did it guys.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

see i posted a thread, got a few responses, its fine.

I did such a bad job that the subject didn't even match the topic.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3993156

Don't worry about it just post and let them die if you don't get traction!!! its the GBS way!

Mastodon Compound
Oct 2, 2012
No, for real tho, is there an archery thread? I can't find it.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Mastodon Compound posted:

No, for real tho, is there an archery thread? I can't find it.

there is

let me spend a few minutes i will find it for you. it might be half dead these days who knows? but it did exist

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I did find it buddy, it is kinda dead, but here you go... might be some helpful info in there especially if you're looking for a hobby you might be able to pick up an older bow recommended here and save a bit before you commit?

There were some posts last month so if you have questions I bet people would show up to assist!

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3197043&userid=0&perpage=40&highlight=archery&pagenumber=1

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

i dont know why i expected a reply in a lurker thread.. lol.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

:iiam:

for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

Mastodon Compound posted:

This is it, people. This is the year I come out of my shell... today I turn everything around and I post on somethingawful.com while making GBS threads on my toilet. I did it guys.

Happy for you on this important day

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
and you may find yourself
lurking a cool message board
and you may ask yourself
"what is my username?
how do i post here?"

letting the posts go by
letting the forum drag me under

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

Moai Ou posted:

Okay, fine, but now you have to look at my cats.




I can't believe a quality post like this was made and not even quoted once. what is goin on with y'all in gbs? smdh

Malah
May 18, 2015

:justpost:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


hey lurkers i paint greyscale portraits sometimes this is Caleb Bradham creator of Pepsi which was originally called Brad's Drink thanks for lookin

knuthgrush
Jun 25, 2008

Be brave; clench fists.

Well now I can't post, I don't have rad paintings to show off.

gently caress.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


no its okay please post!!!

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
well u can post with this
or u can post with that

*dances extremely like chris walken*

for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

I didn't even poo poo my pants once today. A good day.

Puke on Cops
May 21, 2007
Do you remember when Jawbreaker rocked the boat? I'm sure you do, and don't.
I'm trying to hard this year just to keep up good habits, and posting...might not be one?

mudskipp
Jan 1, 2018

stop making sense
Anyone ever try irl lurking? Standing round groups of people who don't know you and listening in from a safe distance.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


mudskipp posted:

Anyone ever try irl lurking? Standing round groups of people who don't know you and listening in from a safe distance.

Yeah, it's awkward.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

for fucks sake posted:

I didn't even poo poo my pants once today. A good day.

well i just plain don't believe you :colbert:

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



we are proud of you, lurkers who have posted

lurkers who haven't posted, we hope you find the courage

no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003

in this new era of the forums there is nothing to hold you back from posting, be free.

just let it all out.

:poolgirl:

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

for fucks sake posted:

I didn't even poo poo my pants once today. A good day.

Your bar is a lot lower than Ice Cube's, but that's ok. Congrats friend :hfive:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
drat it, I'm late. Has anyone threatened the lurkers for me yet???

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Here:

https://i.imgur.com/iypzFBn.mp4

SUCK IT LURKERS

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


stop stop they're already dead

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

BONER X posted:

stop stop they're already dead

NOT DEAD ENOUGH DAMNIT

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
https://i.imgur.com/H0ln1lE.mp4

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


lol

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Sidewalk slim-jim break

AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

Come on lurkers, post, no one gives a poo poo, look at BONER X, anyone can poo poo out post after post here, no one cares.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


AcidCat posted:

Come on lurkers, post, no one gives a poo poo, look at BONER X, anyone can poo poo out post after post here, no one cares.

wtf...

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

I know, they went for you???

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BRICKFACE
Apr 20, 2002

I BITE
every post increases the chances i'll get b&

no thanks

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