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Pener Kropoopkin posted:that's not even the most memorable part
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Feb 10, 2022 21:06
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Volcelrond: I will not come Incelrond: YOU SHALL NOT COME
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Feb 10, 2022 21:07
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Elrond, come on man we're gonna go get loving wrecked with the Dúnedain on Númenor you're not gonna want to miss this one man it's gonna be a fuckin' rager for the ages man, put down the scrolls let's go
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Feb 10, 2022 21:08
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Elrond, come on man we're gonna go get loving wrecked with the Dúnedain on Númenor 
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Feb 10, 2022 21:16
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Elrond: I tell ya, son, nothing beats relationships with human women. Elrohir: Why is that? Elrond: Because eventually they die and you can move on. Celebrian: What did you say? Elrond: nothing, dear! [laugh track]
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Feb 10, 2022 21:16
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Justin Tyme posted:When people say they're sexless, they mean there is a lack of passion/explicitly romantic relationships- this can be done without fully nude sex scenes though. although I would say nudity is explicitly relegated to some hbo prestige or Netflix-hbo wannabe tv series stuff. it can be good but also it can be a lazy way to just say “see it’s for grown ups”. I don’t agree it’s a trend
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Feb 10, 2022 21:17
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:Elrond: I tell ya, son, nothing beats relationships with human women. So you got sometihn' to look at while you're waitin' for 'em to die!
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Feb 10, 2022 21:18
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CPFortest posted:I thought the point was that the higher ups were still behind her despite the public outcry. They only turned against her after she had the Strike Team arrest a DEA target behind everyones backs. Fair enough, I didn't' remember that part, I just thought the public protests had some impact on police policy in the show
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Feb 10, 2022 21:19
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Xaris posted:this. Maybe tv writers have gotten so bad at writing romance they'd rather substitute a sex scene than even try.
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Feb 10, 2022 21:23
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While you were lusting for Shelob, I was cranking it to Queelag
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Feb 10, 2022 21:25
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Fleetwood posted:like the mythic battles within the Silmarillion, the sex scenes will last for days and won't be between elves, but elves and their enemies That happens to elronds wife iirc MonsieurChoc posted:Also Elrond was raised by the two remaining Sons of Feanor, one of which is still around. he's hanging out with the blue wizards, just off screen (dead) mastershakeman has issued a correction as of 21:45 on Feb 10, 2022 |
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Feb 10, 2022 21:42
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Aglet56 posted:wasn't this thread complaining like a month ago that marvel movies are too sexless? now we're seeing some elves gently caress and it's a big fuckin problem all of a sudden In every goon there are two bears: the weird American prude, and the other weirdo who completely unprompted brings up which celebrity they jerk it to.
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Feb 10, 2022 21:53
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every LotR elf sex scene should begin with a forty-five minute scene of elaborate courting and poetry and poo poo where the actual 'sex' is for them, followed by extremely mechanical and unerotic sex as a biological requirement. You can't convince me Elrond has ever been physically horny.
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Feb 10, 2022 22:04
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Elves just put it in and nut instantly. It doesn't even feel good to them, they do is as an aesthetic exercise.
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Feb 10, 2022 22:06
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:Elves just put it in and nut instantly. It doesn't even feel good to them, they do is as an aesthetic exercise. Hell, same
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Feb 10, 2022 22:07
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the female elf lays her eggs and then the male elf fertilizes them.
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Feb 10, 2022 22:13
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https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1491780251000705027?s=20&t=o-JeUEhLuLkGNJ-T0TZfrQ
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Feb 10, 2022 22:14
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Uncle Wemus posted:https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1491780251000705027?s=20&t=o-JeUEhLuLkGNJ-T0TZfrQ is this because it has a single Black person not playing an orc? GF and I have been rewatching the movies for the first time in like a decade and the weirdly white cast is much more noticeable to me now then when I was like 12 and they first came out. I know it’s a trite and common criticism but even with the races of men the only ones that are even slightly dusky and coded as North African are just evil baddies motivated by doing exotic oriental despotisms
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Feb 10, 2022 22:17
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Bear Retrieval Unit posted:the female elf lays her eggs and then the male elf fertilizes them. Aragorn had a very disappointing wedding night.
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Feb 10, 2022 22:21
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projecthalaxy posted:are they still making "cop plus person with basically powers" shows? Your psych, your monk, your numb3rs, your bones, things of this nature? or did we leave that in the 10s there's a show where lucifer (from hell [the devil]) teams up with the cops to solve crimes my dad loves it.
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Feb 10, 2022 22:34
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i liked the TV show Monk. When I worked as a substitute teacher one kid in class had an in-class aide. And then it turned out this in-class aide used to be a producer at USA and was involved in the production of Monk or something bizarre like that. He told me he had a framed piece of the suit that Tony Shalhoub wore in his famous role as adrian monk obsessive compulsive detective on usa characters welcome
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Feb 10, 2022 22:35
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Casey Finnigan posted:there's a show where lucifer (from hell [the devil]) teams up with the cops to solve crimes That was more biblical fan fic, than copaganda imho, because you never really care about the victims, or the mystery, since he is an actual wizard? I dont know, is that wrong?
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Feb 10, 2022 22:41
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elves act like they're above it all but I think they're all out freaks in private. there's probably elven cenobites out thereBear Retrieval Unit posted:the female elf lays her eggs and then the male elf fertilizes them. or maybe the female lays her egg sack in a glade to be warmed by the sun until a male spreads his yolk sack over it to become a baby elf raised by the forest
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Feb 10, 2022 22:43
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Femur posted:That was more biblical fan fic, than copaganda imho, because you never really care about the victims, or the mystery, since he is an actual wizard? I dont know, is that wrong? I have no idea. whenever I walk by the TV it's always some lady screaming at a british guy like "you need to get your emotions under control, Lucifer!!"
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Feb 10, 2022 23:07
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lol just remembered the vampire cop show Forever Knight
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Feb 10, 2022 23:10
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you think that’s wild? Aaron Spelling did a night time soap opera based on vampire the masquerade. yes I watched it, no it was not good.
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Feb 10, 2022 23:13
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Casey Finnigan posted:there's a show where lucifer (from hell [the devil]) teams up with the cops to solve crimes the first few seasons were a fun romp. the comic it’s based on is quite different and much better
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Feb 10, 2022 23:20
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For elves, pee truly is stored in the balls
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Feb 10, 2022 23:25
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smarxist posted:lol just remembered the vampire cop show Forever Knight The oatmeal crisp guy was great in this
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Feb 10, 2022 23:31
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Anyone watch that Mexican documentary 'a cop movie'?
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Feb 10, 2022 23:50
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Casey Finnigan posted:I have no idea. whenever I walk by the TV it's always some lady screaming at a british guy like "you need to get your emotions under control, Lucifer!!" Yeah, the basic premise of the show is that lucifer is a sexy baby.
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Feb 10, 2022 23:54
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Femur posted:Yeah, the basic premise of the show is that lucifer is a sexy baby. Do any of the cops get his young mouth?
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Feb 11, 2022 00:10
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mastershakeman posted:im watching F for Fake and did anyone else age into weight and a beard as well as Orson Welles it's because they're all too cowardly to wear a cloak
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Feb 11, 2022 00:30
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Lib and let die posted:While you were lusting for Shelob, I was cranking it to Queelag monster girl experts itt
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Feb 11, 2022 00:55
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Feb 11, 2022 01:09
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In that it's lame and unwatchable
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Feb 11, 2022 01:27
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Lib and let die posted:Do any of the cops get his young mouth? No, they bagged his mom.
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Feb 11, 2022 01:56
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(Kind of late,) The peak of cop propaganda are the scenes where a cop stops an armed robbery at a convenience store. It's also one of those mythological scenes that leak into evening news. The lawlessness of conveniences stores must be set right by the police.
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Feb 11, 2022 02:32
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i love the scene in robocop with the convenience store that has their safe hidden under a pyramid of empty soda cans.
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