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The host must provide slippers, or suffer
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# ? Feb 11, 2022 00:11 |
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steinrokkan posted:The host must provide slippers, or suffer okay this too I will admit is critical. Take your shoes off, shitpigs, but also provide guest slippers, dumbass hosts.
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# ? Feb 11, 2022 00:14 |
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I'm not providing poo poo, wear your socks
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# ? Feb 11, 2022 00:16 |
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what the hell is wrong with you idiots, do you not own socks?
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# ? Feb 11, 2022 00:16 |
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i had to get an entire floor of carpet replaced this last year and if you wear shoes on it they will never find your body
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# ? Feb 11, 2022 00:18 |
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please stop coming to my house
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# ? Feb 11, 2022 00:19 |
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https://twitter.com/proyearner/status/1491794879126458370 Book Bar guy had a think about his tweet, looks like he learned from the reaction, that's nice.
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# ? Feb 11, 2022 00:19 |
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hawowanlawow posted:I'm not providing poo poo, wear your socks socks are an acceptable compromise but you can get cheapo slippers to just leave by your door by the pack. I got a sixpack of them and never had an issue.
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# ? Feb 11, 2022 00:22 |
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I do not wish to wear the communal slippers lest I catch the communal foot diseases. I shall wear socks.
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# ? Feb 11, 2022 00:27 |
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You don't want my socks any more than you want my shoes. Trust me.
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# ? Feb 11, 2022 00:36 |
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Ritual cleansing of feet and hands before you enter someone's home. Respectful and prevents the spread of disease.
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# ? Feb 11, 2022 00:41 |
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Our streets get "cleaned" once a year, and sidewalks never. It barely rains outside of June. Your shoes are filthy because you wear them outside. Take them the gently caress off.
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# ? Feb 11, 2022 00:52 |
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sexpig by night posted:take your loving shoes off you shitpigs!!!!! No, I need those shoes for loving.
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# ? Feb 11, 2022 01:07 |
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A simple solution to the shoes off before entering the house is to go barefoot all the time. Can't be forced to take your shoes off if you're not wearing any.
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# ? Feb 11, 2022 01:08 |
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steinrokkan posted:The host must provide slippers, or suffer I would much, much, much rather walk around in socks than walk around in ill fitting slippers that have been worn by God knows how many other people. You're worried about the floor being dirty but can't imagine the host might not disinfect the slippers every time someone uses them? Generally, in America, the only "take off your shoes" people I've been in their house they have either a crawling baby or a dog that will eat everything they come across. I have close friends who I did seriously dangerous things with, and they had a kid together, and once the kid was mobile they were"take off your loving shoes" and then once the kid was old enough to not just eat everything, they didn't care.
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# ? Feb 11, 2022 01:11 |
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Inceltown posted:A simple solution to the shoes off before entering the house is to go barefoot all the time. Can't be forced to take your shoes off if you're not wearing any. You mean foot prisons.
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# ? Feb 11, 2022 01:16 |
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Mx. posted:please stop coming to my house Simple and elegant solution.
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# ? Feb 11, 2022 01:33 |
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https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1491886513679970305 Welcome to the future.
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# ? Feb 11, 2022 01:49 |
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Anora posted:https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1491886513679970305
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# ? Feb 11, 2022 01:53 |
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If you don't wash your guests' feet with your tears and dry them with your hair then you're a garbage host, sorry
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# ? Feb 11, 2022 01:54 |
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Anora posted:https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1491886513679970305 Very "Fifteen Million Merits".
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# ? Feb 11, 2022 01:54 |
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Skwirl posted:Generally, in America, the only "take off your shoes" people I've been in their house they have either a crawling baby or a dog that will eat everything they come across. We ask people to take off their winter boots in the house during the snow/slush/road salt/mud season and have a basket of slipper socks for people who want an additional layer. My city goes hard with the road salt, and we have elderly hardwood floors, so
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# ? Feb 11, 2022 02:19 |
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Anora posted:https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1491886513679970305
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# ? Feb 11, 2022 02:25 |
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Americans keeping their shoes on in the house and not owning kettles is what helps me remeber that they aren't real people. Literally every home I've been in, you take your shoes off as you come in, and I've never heard of anyone providing slippers. Why would you need to do that?
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# ? Feb 11, 2022 02:35 |
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This was my thoughts exactly.
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# ? Feb 11, 2022 02:39 |
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If anything you could set it up to just play loads of ads and point it at a picture of your face.
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# ? Feb 11, 2022 02:40 |
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Watch ads to get a discount to go to a theater and watch 30-45 minutes of ads!
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# ? Feb 11, 2022 02:42 |
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Zero_Grade posted:"Snoofin' some pamps" pops into my head unbidden about every two weeks, and I assume this will continue for the rest of my life. You know how a lot of people talk about being able to remember TV commercial jingles from their childhood? Like, not just the wording, but the exact cadence and everything, and are even able to replicate them years later? When I was a child, I saw a live performance of Oliver Twist and for some reason, Fagin's line "You've got to pick a pocket or two, boys, you've got to pick a pocket or two." stuck in my head. The exact cadence and notes and everything. The first time I saw the pamp-snoofing post, my brain did one of the worst things it has ever done to me, and now I, unbidden, will think every two weeks, in the exact cadence I heard it in my childhood, "You've got to snoof a pamper or two, boys, you've got to snoof a pamper or two." I am sorry for releasing this cognitohazard into the world, but I cannot live alone with it any longer. Eridine has a new favorite as of 02:53 on Feb 11, 2022 |
# ? Feb 11, 2022 02:43 |
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Goddamnit, evil forums user Eridine.
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# ? Feb 11, 2022 02:46 |
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OwlFancier posted:If anything you could set it up to just play loads of ads and point it at a picture of your face. It only works for white people because whoever programmed the facial recognition is racist.
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# ? Feb 11, 2022 02:48 |
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kazil posted:Watch ads to get a discount to go to a theater and watch 30-45 minutes of ads! it also looks like moviepass has its own branded debit or credit card, so even more data mining to get the tiniest iota of some sort of discount back.
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# ? Feb 11, 2022 03:02 |
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Anora posted:https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1491886513679970305 Gonna buy a mannequin head and watch movies for free.
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# ? Feb 11, 2022 03:14 |
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Dr. Stab posted:Americans keeping their shoes on in the house and not owning kettles is what helps me remeber that they aren't real people. From what I can gather in this thread, the slippers are to protect your guest's feet from the inch-thick mat of pet hair and crumbs covering your never-washed floor.
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# ? Feb 11, 2022 03:14 |
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cult_hero posted:what the hell is wrong with you idiots, do you not own socks? socks are just an arbitrary extra step pushed by the sock industry to sell you socks
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# ? Feb 11, 2022 03:16 |
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steinrokkan posted:The host must provide slippers, or suffer But what of the poop knife?
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# ? Feb 11, 2022 03:23 |
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hawowanlawow posted:I'm not providing poo poo, wear your socks cult_hero posted:what the hell is wrong with you idiots, do you not own socks?
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# ? Feb 11, 2022 03:34 |
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No matter what any of you say, barefoot is legal, and that's that.
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# ? Feb 11, 2022 03:45 |
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Lunatic Sledge posted:socks are just an arbitrary extra step pushed by the sock industry to sell you socks If I didn't have socks it would cut back on my gaming hours.
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# ? Feb 11, 2022 03:46 |
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Midnight Voyager posted:I saw someone track down when phylacteries turned into just a legit "This is the Jewish thing, yes." For about two editions, it was "that word is neat," but if you know what one is, it became just the same exact item in 3E. The specific question is when the lich phylactery became congregate with tefilim, which is 3e yeah (3.5 MM to be precise):
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# ? Feb 11, 2022 04:06 |
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Mx. posted:today's furry drama is a furry convention with an owner with impeccable credentials https://twitter.com/TrebleVandoren/status/1491293141030535179?s=20&t=7ecI5obEUU9RQ_726URiyQ "I never said I stole $40,000. That person said I stole $40,000 and I agreed."
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# ? Feb 11, 2022 04:53 |