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Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate



Someone tell that judge it's just a game

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Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

In Russia, nothing is just game.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Cup Runneth Over posted:

Someone tell that judge it's just a game

quote:

Following their arrests, the FSB searched the teens’ phones, where they uncovered videos of them making pyrotechnics and allegedly throwing Molotov cocktails at a wall, as well as a plot to blow up a virtual FSB building they had built in Minecraft.

I feel like the lede may be buried a bit here…

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Ruffian Price posted:

In Russia, nothing is just game.

in russia life is just a game. russians take games very seriously

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Bastard Tetris posted:

I made a lovely Doom 2 wad of my jr. high school in 1995 and I’d totally be in prison if I was born a decade later

to be fair, LITERALLY EVERYONE was doing that in 1995. no one's ever found the mythical columbine shooters' doom maps of the school and it being a piece of straw in a haystack sure isn't helping.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



hobbesmaster posted:

I feel like the lede may be buried a bit here…

show me a 14 year old who didnt play with fire

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Arivia posted:

to be fair, LITERALLY EVERYONE was doing that in 1995. no one's ever found the mythical columbine shooters' doom maps of the school and it being a piece of straw in a haystack sure isn't helping.

i made my highschool in RPG Maker :(

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
My high school's floorplan was the HeroQuest board

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
I never recreated my high school, why the gently caress would I want to do that. You dorks

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

de_rats :colbert:

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


tokin opposition posted:

I never recreated my high school, why the gently caress would I want to do that. You dorks

Well, usually you're a teenager and not very creative, but nonetheless possessed with the urge to make something on the computer.

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

idk whenever I see GTA V footage and its obviously LA, or in Horizon when I realized it was the USA my brain definitely gets the "hey I know that!" endorphin reward response

I get it

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009



youre at highschool all day why do you want to come home and fantasy role play in the same highschool

idk I just want to

edit: just noticed the tasteless nazi joke ignore that part

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

like when that maylasia flight disappeared and it came out that the pilot had like 80,000 hours on microsoft flight simulator and a pretty good cockpit mockup at home

is the colombine kids playing a doom .wad that was laid out like their school the same phenomena idk

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Antonymous posted:



youre at highschool all day why do you want to come home and fantasy role play in the same highschool

idk I just want to

edit: just noticed the tasteless nazi joke ignore that part

tbh I liked this version better,

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Antonymous posted:

youre at highschool all day why do you want to come home and fantasy role play in the same highschool

highschool kids need encouragement to look beyond what they know. most of the kids I knew when I was in high school who wrote, wrote about high schoolers.

Line Feed
Sep 7, 2012

Seeds taste better with friends.

Cup Runneth Over posted:

highschool kids need encouragement to look beyond what they know. most of the kids I knew when I was in high school who wrote, wrote about high schoolers.

"Write what you know." :v:

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Line Feed posted:

"Write what you know." :v:

"Write what you know" means capturing emotions and experiences and turning them into something new, using your background and unique perspective to create something intimate to you and interesting to others, not literally writing about yourself! It's not a trite piece of writing advice encouraging you to be insipid. :argh:

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Cup Runneth Over posted:

highschool kids need encouragement to look beyond what they know. most of the kids I knew when I was in high school who wrote, wrote about high schoolers.

ah to be a lovely clueless teenager again, so full of anger angst piss and with all the energy in the world

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
I wrote a short story about a kid in Miami getting revenge on a cop.who murdered his little brother

This waa.for a creative writing class.in high school.

I grew up in a small mid west town

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Ahhh, the rise of the personal gaming computer. Word Processing applications really let the teenage angst flow and Wuther our Heights but good.

redleader
Aug 18, 2005

Engage according to operational parameters

A Bakers Cousin posted:

I wrote a short story about a kid in Miami getting revenge on a cop.who murdered his little brother

This waa.for a creative writing class.in high school.

I grew up in a small mid west town

probably wrote this after playing all those violent video games tbh. it's a miracle you didn't turn into a school shooter

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

uber_stoat posted:

dare you listen to it? scholars say it is "too stupid to be real!!"



this lady rules. free her right now.

https://twitter.com/HodlModel/status/1491120430224388097?s=20&t=YBP1wwcs41HAT-BR4Aoe_g

lmao that first comment is from a professional oldschool runescape player

Automata 10 Pack
Jun 21, 2007

Ten games published by Automata, on one cassette
https://twitter.com/ethangach/status/1491891626855497728?s=20&t=NqR1Z9o-BxFEyzEVxsMl7A

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



https://twitter.com/WaffulSyrup/status/1492178852419981314?t=hOkJeo32erY9BfU8PrxDXQ&s=19

Not sure how true that is but lol

Automata 10 Pack
Jun 21, 2007

Ten games published by Automata, on one cassette
oh nvm then it’s cool good job Nintendo 👍🙏💯

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Was that the guy who was mining crypto?

Mindless
Dec 7, 2001

WANTED: INFO on Mindless. Anything! Everything! Send to
Pillbug
Black-suspenders and fed-hat Mario smashing through basement breezeblocks shouting "Guess-a who!"

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mario winking at the fbi seal, i can't

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

Vox Nihili posted:

Why would anyone admit that

The first part I mean

he wants an annotated version of American Psycho with pop ups so you can see all the brands like in the book

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015


wait is this guy related to Doug Bowser, the head of Nintendo of America? or the Koopa king? how deep does this go??!

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




nintendo history has intersected with so many unrelated bowsers its weird

Crime on a Dime
Nov 28, 2006
the cyberpunk dystopia is worse than I imagined. the citizen reporters do not seem to know what cyberpunk was or is

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Lastgirl posted:

mario winking at the fbi seal, i can't

Need a whole series of like link batting eyelashes at the cia and kirby sucking fish and wildlife's dick

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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https://youtu.be/SUQnduNzsw8
dread intensifies

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005



finally, someone figured out a way to give the 700-lb robots capable of hefting beer kegs over their head and doing backflips a way to also have reduced decision-making power and judgement.

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

Cup Runneth Over posted:

highschool kids need encouragement to look beyond what they know. most of the kids I knew when I was in high school who wrote, wrote about high schoolers.

idk I think most contemporary film makers start out writing either about their life experiences which is obviously extremely limiting for the film maker tho obv often very good.

or they write "my movie is about gangsters and the protagonist has schizophrenia and there are lots of twists, oh and a trippy scene where they take LSD!" derivative horrible poo poo

and the really big directors all just read books and buy the rights and occasionally hire a screenwriter to adapt, i.e. great artists steal

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

Shrecknet posted:

finally, someone figured out a way to give the 700-lb robots capable of hefting beer kegs over their head and doing backflips a way to also have reduced decision-making power and judgement.

That's probably not a real beer keg. Also the robots didn't really drink the beer. And I don't think that guy even works for their security department either!!!

On the other hand, I fully suggest fizzing up your beer and spraying it on any Boston dynamics robot's joints.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Have you considered the keg might be empty?

An empty weighs like, 12 pounds.

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Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




then what were they all drinking in that documentary commercial

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