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Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
succotash pizza

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Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
of course it exists. duckduckgo couldn't find it



I feel as though the source blog might be a resource:

https://quagliata.wordpress.com/2011/09/24/succotash-pizza-recipe/




bonus: vegan Mexican pizza



"Layer on the Southwestern flavors in this playful vegan Mexican pizza. It starts with refried beans (in place of red sauce), followed by salsa, corn and nondairy cheese."

https://www.vegkitchen.com/vegan-mexican-pizza/

Kyte
Nov 19, 2013

Never quacked for this

Empty Sandwich posted:


bonus: vegan Mexican pizza



"Layer on the Southwestern flavors in this playful vegan Mexican pizza. It starts with refried beans (in place of red sauce), followed by salsa, corn and nondairy cheese."

https://www.vegkitchen.com/vegan-mexican-pizza/

That looks real tasty.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Kyte posted:

That looks real tasty.

I'm sure it has flavors if that's what you mean

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Empty Sandwich posted:

of course it exists. duckduckgo couldn't find it



Thank you, I tried to look it up the other day on ddg and gave up after a similar lack of success.

pointlessone
Aug 6, 2001

The Triad Frog is pleased with this custom title purchase.

Big Beef City posted:

I'm sure it has flavors if that's what you mean

Those flavors actually sound good, but it's far from pizza. Vegan cheese isn't terrible, and it's the worst thing there.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

https://twitter.com/rob_sheridan/status/1490048777440292865

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...





"I'll have the special. ....You know, the special." *looks pointedly at tin of cat food and sink faucet*

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i'm a foodie and i am here for it

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/CursedPizzas/status/1491560100124938251

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.


If this were a video I'd expect those things to be writhing with chittering getting louder and louder, then a hiss and the camera goes black.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:yikes:

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

some kind of pesto situation?

but also

Ninurta posted:

If this were a video I'd expect those things to be writhing with chittering getting louder and louder, then a hiss and the camera goes black.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/krstnonthecoast/status/1491541513716699137

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Oh thank god, for a minute there I thought I was gonna have to choose between moving to Nebraska, Missouri, Indiana, or Ohio :sweatdrop:

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

CORN

E: I just noticed tuna. wtf.

its all nice on rice fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Feb 11, 2022

Sir John Falstaff
Apr 13, 2010

I'm more worried about "carrots," to be honest.

Kinda think whoever put this map together needs to try harder, though--if a state is going to be the corn pizza state, it's probably going to be Iowa or something, not Ohio and West Virginia. Avocado in California and tuna in Minnesota are pretty good clickbait, though.

Sir John Falstaff fucked around with this message at 07:51 on Feb 11, 2022

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


The gently caress puts carrots on a pizza?

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

What's "sausage"?

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja
Wow. The balkanization of the United States is inevitable.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Now I know which parts to avoid on my next visit.
fuckin corn! the heathens!

Cheesus
Oct 17, 2002

Let us retract the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wirebrush of enlightenment.
Yam Slacker

muscles like this! posted:

The gently caress puts carrots on a pizza?
I've had them cut stir fry style with similarly cut onions and chicken with a spicy peanut sauce for a Thai style pizza.

But by themselves? Ugh.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
America there, balls out with it's Sausage, corn, avocado, mushroom, black olive, pepparoni and bacon deep pan with cheese stuffed crust....

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn
Tuna Pizza is a powerful curse

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

getting tired of these clickbait maps with poo poo that can't possibly be true. Let's put pepperoni on most states (probably accurate) and then corn in a few states. Just straight up made up for clicks.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Carrot Pizza




cArRoT pIzZa

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

No thank you

Kyte
Nov 19, 2013

Never quacked for this
Tuna and corn are both perfectly fine pizza toppings. :colbert:

(You prolly want some other toppings along with the corn tho)

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

AARD VARKMAN posted:

getting tired of these clickbait maps with poo poo that can't possibly be true. Let's put pepperoni on most states (probably accurate) and then corn in a few states. Just straight up made up for clicks.

there's no loving way it's not pepperoni everywhere in the US, yeah.



NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

What's "sausage"?

little weird nuggets or slices of Italian sausage (pork and spices), mostly. swankier places use swankier sausages

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
pretty sure the most popular pizza topping is cheese, unless you count tomato sauce as a topping

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Empty Sandwich posted:

there's no loving way it's not pepperoni everywhere in the US, yeah.

Nah

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Mozi posted:

pretty sure the most popular pizza topping is cheese, unless you count tomato sauce as a topping

You have to special order a pizza to not get cheese so I would not call that a topping you little scoundrel.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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The number of times I've seen someone come into a pizza place and walk out with just an enormous cheese pizza, ffs

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

AARD VARKMAN posted:

You have to special order a pizza to not get cheese so I would not call that a topping you little scoundrel.

well that's what i'm saying, it's such a universal topping it's assumed everyone wants it

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
If cheese isn't a topping, how can none pizza, left beef exist?

Check mate, athetits

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Data Graham posted:

The number of times I've seen someone come into a pizza place and walk out with just an enormous cheese pizza, ffs

someone will be along shortly to espouse the amazing nature of a 4x cheese pizza or w/e but I'm assuming we're talking a literal plain 1x cheese pizza and i don't understand adults that prefer that at all

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Mozi posted:

well that's what i'm saying, it's such a universal topping it's assumed everyone wants it

Well then why did you arbitrarily rule out pizza sauce as a topping?! I'm steaming over here

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
hey buddy top THIS *pours tomato sauce on your head*

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Most common pizza topping around the world is: the atmosphere. Yeah. Think about it.

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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AARD VARKMAN posted:

someone will be along shortly to espouse the amazing nature of a 4x cheese pizza or w/e but I'm assuming we're talking a literal plain 1x cheese pizza and i don't understand adults that prefer that at all

I once worked with this hipster rich-kid topknot dude in a tech job in Manhattan who one morning started loudly complaining how hungry he was and he couldn't wait for lunch, so at about 11:00 he called up the pizza place downstairs and went down to retrieve TWO extra-large 1x cheese pizzas. He then sat there at his desk eating it and moaning about how it's soooooo fuckin gooooood.

He finished about two slices and put both boxes in the fridge where they decayed

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