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Flipswitch
Mar 30, 2010


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-60319838

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-60340525

Lol, good, gently caress off Dick.

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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

XMNN posted:

truss has probably never looked at a map, she is exceptionally dim even for a British politician

Keith says "No! More war!"

https://twitter.com/jessicaelgot/status/1491815204044292097?t=Gu1sfT63wW6mDFNvzxfz_g&s=19

Russia's army has been turbofucked since the 1970's but how batshit do you have to be to gently caress around with a nuclear power in their own backyard?

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
that's ok our military is also turbofucked and much smaller and yeah we also have less nukes

there is no scenario where the UK lasts more than a day against Russia in a total war situation with or without nukes

Southpaugh
May 26, 2007

Smokey Bacon


in any world where the UK has to engage nuclear weapons the americans will probably have used them already. So get rid of trident, says me jeremy corbyn.

the british armed forces are vestigial limbs. They are basically just there to terrorise people abroad.

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
https://twitter.com/_kayayem/status/1491858638704676869

New Found Power
Aug 18, 2005

As in atom bomb... As in nuclear fission.. As in the end of the world.
So which paper's going to go for the Dick's Out headline tomorrow?

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Zeroisanumber posted:

Look, I know I'm a turbonerd but how do you not know that Rostov and Voronezh are a part of Russia?

Does no one waste their 20's playing WWII boardgames anymore?

This is the same Liz Truss who said “we are supplying and offering extra support into our Baltic allies across the Black Sea”.

https://www.thenational.scot/news/19893997.ukraine-crisis-liz-truss-mocked-geography-gaffe-russia/

quote:

The UK Foreign Secretary was mocked by Maria Zakharova, Russia’s foreign ministry spokesperson, for failing to know the difference between the Baltic and Black seas, which are more than 700 miles apart.

It came as another senior Kremlin official dismissed British diplomacy as “absolutely worthless”.

Truss, who is due to travel to Moscow once she recovers from coronavirus, told the BBC’s Sunday Morning show that “we are supplying and offering extra support into our Baltic allies across the Black Sea”.

Zakharova noted that the Baltic nations of Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania lie off the Baltic Sea, not the Black Sea, which is hundreds of miles to the south.

“The Baltic countries are called so because they are located precisely off the coast of this [Baltic] sea. Not the Black [Sea],” the Russian official wrote on Facebook. “If anyone needs to be saved from anything, then it is the world from the stupidity and ignorance of Anglo-Saxon politicians.

:ussr:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Regarde Aduck posted:

that's ok our military is also turbofucked and much smaller and yeah we also have less nukes

there is no scenario where the UK lasts more than a day against Russia in a total war situation with or without nukes

How far along the Functional <-----> Tsarist Army 1917 spectrum is it in terms of having more admirals than ships and generally being so top heavy and indolent that in any war the UK will have to hire mercenaries?

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

I think the UK navy literally has more admirals than battleships.

Edit: Yes https://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/royal-navy-now-more-admirals-2605063

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

namesake posted:

I think the UK navy literally has more admirals than battleships.

Edit: Yes https://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/royal-navy-now-more-admirals-2605063

"The MOD has said there 34 serving Admirals, Vice Admirals and Rear Admirals and 75 ships - but only 19 of these are operational warships"


I don't know what numbers are big or small here, but 19 seems like a low number of operational warships.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

prefect posted:

"The MOD has said there 34 serving Admirals, Vice Admirals and Rear Admirals and 75 ships - but only 19 of these are operational warships"


I don't know what numbers are big or small here, but 19 seems like a low number of operational warships.

Couldn't fight a peer-on-peer conflict, but you can probably sink any number of dingies full of desperate migrants so it's perfectly adequate for defending the UK's interests.

New Found Power
Aug 18, 2005

As in atom bomb... As in nuclear fission.. As in the end of the world.
The royal navy won't ever reclaim its status as ruler of the waves until they start giving their vessels amusing names again.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


its time to get the hms invincible out of the museum. that sutton hoo boat too. england protects its own.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Clyde Radcliffe posted:

This is the same Liz Truss who said “we are supplying and offering extra support into our Baltic allies across the Black Sea”.

https://www.thenational.scot/news/19893997.ukraine-crisis-liz-truss-mocked-geography-gaffe-russia/

:ussr:

Oh my god this country rules.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

prefect posted:

"The MOD has said there 34 serving Admirals, Vice Admirals and Rear Admirals and 75 ships - but only 19 of these are operational warships"


I don't know what numbers are big or small here, but 19 seems like a low number of operational warships.

could be 19 aircraft carriers or 19 speedboats with an RPG glued to it at the front

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
That’s not an RPG, it’s a fighter jet about to really surprise some passing dolphins.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Very cool to see people you know rushing to explain Keir saying 'attlee, bevan and co saw communism for what it was and took steps to protect against it' is actually proof that he's a committed leftist if you'd just let him get on with the job and stop being so ideologically dogmatic

And by very cool I mean the opposite. God he's poo poo

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
It's very funny people like Owen Jones were pushing back on the saville stuff only for starmer to go and poo poo on them again

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
This is the coo of the ehrc from 2012-2015. Funny how it was considered a sacred organisation during 2019

https://twitter.com/DanFinn95/status/1468293515604115459?t=_044YY2rhBLv-uWlXCos8w&s=19
https://twitter.com/NotThatBigIan/status/1491896462216732675?t=doBCSdfKBmLbFXXV2oPD4Q&s=19

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Since I doubt anyone actually read starmers guardian article in the opening paragraph it states that NATO was a better creation than the NHS

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Jose posted:

Since I doubt anyone actually read starmers guardian article in the opening paragraph it states that NATO was a better creation than the NHS

I did read it. Wanting to stop wars is bad. I'm Keir and I like wars. Let me do a war. I'll do as many wars as you want. Please like me

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
British journalists

https://twitter.com/alexwickham/status/1491888670009344005?t=aHaGQ3xR_Zffg3G3NWPabQ&s=19
https://twitter.com/alexwickham/status/868039920555876356?t=aKCA7gwZvfV8BywLcKPVtQ&s=19

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

the sex ghost posted:

I did read it. Wanting to stop wars is bad. I'm Keir and I like wars. Let me do a war. I'll do as many wars as you want. Please like me

someone should tell starmer what bevin thought about jews lol

Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

New Found Power posted:

So which paper's going to go for the Dick's Out headline tomorrow?

It was, of course, the Star

New Found Power
Aug 18, 2005

As in atom bomb... As in nuclear fission.. As in the end of the world.

Heavy_D posted:

It was, of course, the Star


Took me about a full 30 seconds to even notice it because of everything else happening there

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lmao

https://twitter.com/CatNeilan/status/1492099783288360963?t=PRY-jgPm8LFbyeg5qSlMfw&s=19

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
A lot of MPs are obviously absolute cunts, but Neil Coyle just seems like personally the biggest prick out of all of them. Incredible how every Friday you can see his smug aggro posting on twitter degenerate as he's hitting the cans.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Let's debunk Trojan Horse by posting, without attribution or proof, the very allegations the podcast is devoted to debunking

https://twitter.com/flying_rodent/status/1492079766991683584?t=5E0xAkCGxGM_JBHTR7OVGA&s=19

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


prefect posted:

"The MOD has said there 34 serving Admirals, Vice Admirals and Rear Admirals and 75 ships - but only 19 of these are operational warships"


I don't know what numbers are big or small here, but 19 seems like a low number of operational warships.

probably still counting the museum ships like the Belfast on the official roster

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

shirts and skins posted:

Let's debunk Trojan Horse by posting, without attribution or proof, the very allegations the podcast is devoted to debunking

https://twitter.com/flying_rodent/status/1492079766991683584?t=5E0xAkCGxGM_JBHTR7OVGA&s=19

don't forget nick timothy is named in the opening episode lol

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


shirts and skins posted:

Let's debunk Trojan Horse by posting, without attribution or proof, the very allegations the podcast is devoted to debunking

https://twitter.com/flying_rodent/status/1492079766991683584?t=5E0xAkCGxGM_JBHTR7OVGA&s=19

wots all this then?

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

Heavy_D posted:

It was, of course, the Star


If the tories get their way you will have to prove you're over 18 before tickling the sickle

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
I'm sure the British approach to Ukraine will only reach new heights of chaotic stupidity, but isn't the stuff about nuclear war a bit overblown? We already have plenty of precedent for how a you can make a nuclear power invading another country go horribly badly for them without seriously risking war yourself - just arm, train and fund the gently caress out of the defenders and go 'wasn't me, guv' when the invaders start asking you pointed questions about it. Worked in Iraq, Afghanistan (both times), Vietnam...

A much more likely worst-case scenario seems to be MI6-backed Ukrainian Nazis building a presence in Britain and unleashing a whole new wave of domestic terrorism/sensible, evidence-based government policy.

Darth Walrus has issued a correction as of 17:07 on Feb 11, 2022

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Darth Walrus posted:

A much more likely worst-case scenario seems to be MI6-backed Ukrainian Nazis building a presence in Britain and unleashing a whole new wave of domestic terrorism/sensible, evidence-based government policy.
Isn't that gonna get confusing, having to juggle Ukrainian Nazis and Russian oligarchs?

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Isn't that gonna get confusing, having to juggle Ukrainian Nazis and Russian oligarchs?

lol, the Ukrainian Nazis will launder money through the Russian oligarchs and nobody will bat an eyelid.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Darth Walrus posted:

lol, the Ukrainian Nazis will launder money through the Russian oligarchs and nobody will bat an eyelid.
English diplomacy at work

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.

Heavy_D posted:

It was, of course, the Star

Today I learned that Uri Geller is still alive.

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Heavy_D posted:

It was, of course, the Star


Twenty years ago sure, but these days my sickle isn't up to being tickled three times in one day.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

from each according to his ability

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Lostconfused
Oct 1, 2008

V. Illych L. posted:

lavrov is by all accounts a very intelligent guy who knows what he's doing. that he feels so comfortable openly insulting britain's representatives is not a great sign for britain's standing lol

https://twitter.com/maxseddon/status/1491823783153442819

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