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PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!
Knowing the :downs: type that buy those, they probably just use chewed gum or silly putty to keep them from falling off.

Or rubber bands.

Or they just get a push knife to make their statement.

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!
Someone sucked its brains out! :ohdear:

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011
Tree is stored in the balls.

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!
Florida man designs upgraded highway cloverleaf.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Please change my name to Buff Scrote Elder

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


He must be a pig farmer.

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


The left one looks like Jimmy Carter.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Nenonen posted:

Nonsense, you don't spread fingers when anal fisting.

what a disappointing lover you must be

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/Q1p6Uv4.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/LogicianGaming/status/1492333981332697095
A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!
Interesting fluid mechanics. Is it an oil skimmer, caramel or chocolate?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


PhantomOfTheCopier posted:

Interesting fluid mechanics. Is it an oil skimmer, caramel or chocolate?

Olive oil extraction supposedly.

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

What happens to the olive mash?

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Spazzle posted:

What happens to the olive mash?

They press it in to bricks to make traditional Greek architecture.

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!

Inzombiac posted:

They press it in to bricks to make traditional Greek architecture.
I thought it was made into dildos to prepare all the extra virgins.

Sekhmnet
Jan 22, 2019


Spazzle posted:

What happens to the olive mash?

Probably used as animal feed. I think that dipper might just be how they sample a batch or something because olive presses have been around for like 5 thousand years. Maybe this is some kind of homestead/small scale method but it doesn't seem very efficient.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Virgin oil is stored in the balls.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Spazzle posted:

What happens to the olive mash?

Lube for vegan Greek sex

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Lucky Guy posted:

what a disappointing lover you must be


:shrug:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Indeed. Fisting should be carried out with gusto and vigor, and there just isn't any place for dislocated finger joints in this process really.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Spazzle posted:

What happens to the olive mash?

It's a graveyard smash!

szary
Mar 12, 2014

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

These goal celebrations are getting out of hand.

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!
Things look well in hand to me.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Yeah that's the classic post-go-post atomic wedgie face right there. Unmistakable. Next time maybe don't miss the drat goal idiot

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6xhc9Megzs

Mr. Bung
Mar 24, 2005

Get out the pink press threat file
and Um-brrrptzzap the subject.
I couldn't decide where this belonged.

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Mr. Bung posted:

I couldn't decide where this belonged.



Somewhere private. Not on display like that.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump

Mr. Bung posted:

I couldn't decide where this belonged.



he knows what he's done

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands


Got me again, Gretzky!!! :argh:

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Paper Tiger posted:

Got me again, Gretzky!!! :argh:

Someone did this in the schadenfreude thread the other day too. Got 4 pics of his balls up before anyone called him out on it.

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
I can't remember who it was but way back in the 2000s there was a goon that would post pictures in a bunch of completely unrelated image threads with the only thing tying them all together being the subtle inclusion of his balls in each picture.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Yes, Wayne Gretzky, iirc later known as The Golden Man, did the ball storm

Current ball poster is Carlos Lantana, idk if theyre relations.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Mustang posted:

I can't remember who it was but way back in the 2000s there was a goon that would post pictures in a bunch of completely unrelated image threads with the only thing tying them all together being the subtle inclusion of his balls in each picture.

Also the threads were in a whole bunch of different subforums, he basically dragged his sack across the entire site. :v:

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



lol i went looking for it and it turns out you gathered up the posts:

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