Empty Sandwich posted:

got confused by this but then realized I was thinking of Carlsberg

Empty Sandwich posted:

yeah, it was "slices" that confused me

Empty Sandwich posted:

almost every long thread I'm reading is currently on a food derail (except the food threads (those are on topic))

RFC2324 posted:

So if you told her some english food was better than that she would agree?

Given that there is no such thing as objectively superior food, any claim that x food is better than y should probably be treated as subjective and/or tongue in cheek

Captain Monkey posted:

People get really mad about it though, go post in a Texas thread about beans and chili sometime.

Douche Wolf 89 posted:

Yes, 100% no exaggeration, mom aunts uncles and grandparents too. It is a point pride, retelling the "our breakfast was voted the least healthy in the world, including countries with famine" joke, shame eating of deep fried mars bars, glee when the occasional person is shocked by haggis or black pudding, ig pics of the tannest plates of food you've ever seen with a flash of baked bean brown, people who put the milk into their teacup before the bag and hot water

moonmazed posted:

i want to put a fuel rod up my rear end

SatansOnion posted:

Comrade, they don’t even let me

sexpig by night posted:

'how deep did you get it and how was it?'

'3.6 inches, not great, not terrible.'

Douche Wolf 89 posted:

Yes, 100% no exaggeration, mom aunts uncles and grandparents too. It is a point pride, retelling the "our breakfast was voted the least healthy in the world, including countries with famine" joke, shame eating of deep fried mars bars, glee when the occasional person is shocked by haggis or black pudding, ig pics of the tannest plates of food you've ever seen with a flash of baked bean brown, people who put the milk into their teacup before the bag and hot water

SyNack Sassimov posted:

I'm a bit surprised the Brit who cares *deeply* about English food and also throws in a heaping bowl of cultural appropriation (not to mention silently ignoring the reason why those cultures are "part of British food" to begin with) hasn't yet shown up to defend why muck on toast is "ackshually good though and Yorkshire pudding isn't SUPPOSED to taste like anything it's just a carrier any civilized person could understand this but you're all dirty Yanks with garbage food." Maybe they don't read this thread.

RFC2324 posted:

this person is a goon?

lmao

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Doctor Dogballs posted:

*tips fedora* s'gourdney

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

One time my cousin kept eating a 3ft long hoagie on a camping trip that he kept in a tree bough.
He's going to have a kid in may

Smugworth posted:

What's the problem

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

nothing, just posting my favorite low-effort go-to meals

Rust Martialis posted:

Possibly.

mobby_6kl posted:

Speaking of pets, the neighbor lady knocked on my door just now and complained that there's a mouse in our staircase, and that she was afraid and didn't like it....
But there indeed was a mouse on our 4th floor, tiny little brown guy:

Shitstorm Trooper posted:

Mark Twain would get banned from Twitter.

Milo and POTUS posted:

In retrospect I probably should have just named him Jim

SyNack Sassimov posted:

Who else but Quag-goon!

There was a food derail in I think the schaden thread a few days ago and this person showed up to whiteknight-to-oblivion English food, along with claiming English food has lots of variety because it includes Indian and Pakistani food (because they're British doncha know IGNORE WHY THEY'RE SUPPOSEDLY BRITISH IT'S NOT IMPORTANT WE WERE INVITED). They did manage to ad hominem enough people to get probated so maybe that's why they haven't shown up here, but I'm sure once they read how someone DARED to insult English food, and even to claim Scottish food is better, the horror, they'll be writing an impassioned defense of spotted dick and toad in the hole guvna.

Empty Sandwich posted:

got confused by this but then realized I was thinking of Carlsberg

Bar Ran Dun posted:

There is going to be a goat man Kirby. Steel yourselves.

quote:

Pictures of said prophecy made manifest

Dewgy posted:

hiiiiiii.jpeg

Jedit posted:

Oh, right, I wasn't thinking that not everyone would know what Jarlsberg is. It's a cheese, a lot like Gouda but with something of a nutty taste. Very nice.

Platystemon posted:

Mouse?

What we have here is the framing of the shrew.

steinrokkan posted:

That guy has the same meltdown over the dignity of English food on like a biweekly basis, so don't despair, if not here, you'll run into one of those rants elsewhere. Just be on the lookout for a shiba inu avatar with sunglasses

Outrail posted:

Now I've got a weird craving for meltdowns

Outrail posted:

Now I've got a weird craving for meltdowns

flavor.flv posted:

Check the sonic the hedgehog thread in games, two different British posters just had the same meltdown over people insulting Dizzy

mind the walrus posted:

ancient PC video game mascot literally no one outside of UK Gen Xers know or care about

mind the walrus posted:

ancient PC video game mascot literally no one outside of UK Gen Xers know or care about

Philippe posted:

They made a Dizzy game in TWENTY ELEVEN? Christ.

mind the walrus posted:

ancient PC video game mascot literally no one outside of UK Gen Xers know or care about

RFC2324 posted:

May is coming

flavor.flv posted:

Funny, I just rewatched that yesterday because I was trying to remember the name of a cheese I really enjoyed

It wasn't in there

flavor.flv posted:

Check the sonic the hedgehog thread in games, two different British posters just had the same meltdown over people insulting Dizzy

Pretty good posted:

Brits have no time for mega man bc they love platformers with names like Jeffrey Jangles where the character sprite takes up a third of the screen and you press up to jump and all of the onscreen text is bouncing up and down at all times

Tunicate posted:

Hitlersaurus Christ posted:

Empty Sandwich posted:

e: I completely misread this tragic statement

flavor.flv posted:

You'll be happy to hear that I eventually remebered what it was and I am enjoying some beemster as I post