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snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Velocity Raptor posted:

Welp, apparently Amazon lost a bunch of player's characters in their new game Lost Ark.



Characters are missing, but people are unable to create new characters on the same server because the game detects they already have a character there.

isnt that game made by some russian company and amazon is just selling it to people?

edit - its a korean mmo amazon just being the new sony online and being the poo poo home of every new mmo

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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


HungryMedusa posted:

These NFT guys should watch Beanie Mania, the documentary about beanie babies. The NFT buyers are basically the same as these bored suburb moms who ended up writing "rap songs" about beanie babies while bankrupting themselves on eBay buying 1000 Chad the crab or whatever bean bag animals that were supposed to millionify in value.

Can't wait for the iconic NFT divorce court pic to drop

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Just pretend I photoshopped the Beanie Babies out but no other changes

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://i.imgur.com/tFLVb3j.mp4

That strange guy
Dec 14, 2014

It's not strange if we never mention it again.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Ror posted:

Can't wait for the iconic NFT divorce court pic to drop



This has such a "Obama and high staff watching the Bin Laden raid" vibe

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
https://i.imgur.com/foCOFXO.mp4

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Schad on me, I thought we were looking at the giant spider inside the A pillar

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Velocity Raptor posted:

Welp, apparently Amazon lost a bunch of player's characters in their new game Lost Ark.



Characters are missing, but people are unable to create new characters on the same server because the game detects they already have a character there.

Isn't it a Diablo style game? What do you do if you want to play as different classes?

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
You make a new character and start all over. Because doing everything on one character is Bad, for... some reason. Stupid reasons, I'm sure. You're the protagonist, who gives a poo poo if it strains credulity that you're omnicompetent at all the things? It's also fun!

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
But the previous tweet said players couldn't make new characters because they already had created the ones they had lost. Do you mean a whole new account?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Malachite_Dragon posted:

You make a new character and start all over.
But

Velocity Raptor posted:

people are unable to create new characters on the same server because the game detects they already have a character there.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Bluemillion posted:

I just wanted the kitty. :(

I was about to shake my head and tut-tut at you with a disapproving eye through my monocle whilst I sip my tea, but drat me if these aren't some cute kittes:

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Gasmask posted:

what is goatse.cx

edit: oh no
I heard this in the voice of Gareth Reynolds as an elderly penguin...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8pHcy5nG_8&t=2823s

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Cable Guy posted:

I heard this in the voice of Gareth Reynolds as an elderly penguin...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8pHcy5nG_8&t=2823s

My favorite episode. It starts crazy and just keeps accelerating through the insanity.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

steinrokkan posted:

But the previous tweet said players couldn't make new characters because they already had created the ones they had lost. Do you mean a whole new account?
In this instance you don't. You sit there, and you think about how foolish you were trying another Amazon-hosted game after the trash fire that New World was and continues to be.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
Freemium.gif


From the aliexpress thread, an ideal gift for your rich friends:

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

VictualSquid posted:

Freemium.gif


From the aliexpress thread, an ideal gift for your rich friends:


Instead of 3 bucks for 100 they should pack them in foil and sell them $10 for 8. Collect the whole original line of Bored Apes or Lazy Lions! NFT trading cards are only months away

Redczar
Nov 9, 2011

https://twitter.com/espelunco/status/1492451075760164864?s=21

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

How has no one made a NFT board game.

You go around the map collecting apes. You can try to sell the apes to the other players, but don't lose them all in an internet scam! Pick up a celebrity endorsement to raise the price but don't land on the right click space!

Fun for ages 4-6.

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

The difference between paying for premium towing or not.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under



This is loving hilarious. That sheep saw its chance and just loving went for it. Meanwhile the donkey just lopes over, "Hmmm oh this looks tasty"

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Poil posted:

The difference between paying for premium towing or not.

On the truck, full coverage. Dragged behind, liability only.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

kazil posted:

How has no one made a NFT board game.

You go around the map collecting apes. You can try to sell the apes to the other players, but don't lose them all in an internet scam! Pick up a celebrity endorsement to raise the price but don't land on the right click space!

Fun for ages 4-6.

There's already a boardgame called Cryptocurrency that does the same thing, but with actual rules. Players are mining several different types of coin and trying to sell them on for profit while secretly promoting or undermining their values. At the end of the game the actual value of the coins is revealed and players score for what they're still holding. However, the most heavily promoted crypto(s) turns out to be a scam and is worth nothing. (Yeah, don't start in on how they're all scams - the designer recognises this in the accompanying notes.)

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Cable Guy posted:

I heard this in the voice of Gareth Reynolds as an elderly penguin...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8pHcy5nG_8&t=2823s

Lmao :discourse:

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard
I'm going to register "whoownsthisnft.com" or something where you input the url of an image to see who owns the nft of it. You can also search by image to see if there's an nft of it already.

You can also register an nft. This costs I dunno 25 bucks. The "registration page" for an nft can be changed to say a different user owns it. Maybe have an auction feature built in and the house takes a cut.

But really you're just selling entries in your local DB for real dollars and you don't have any involvement with any cryptocurrency at all. You completely ignore what some blockchain says owns what. Yes this means "selling" nft's that have records to the contrary

Coffee Sludge
Dec 14, 2003

Dag nabbit
Grimey Drawer

Hihohe posted:

This is loving hilarious. That sheep saw its chance and just loving went for it. Meanwhile the donkey just lopes over, "Hmmm oh this looks tasty"

The sheep and the donkey were in cahoots and it all went according to plan.

Ego Trip
Aug 28, 2012

A tenacious little mouse!


Uncle Enzo posted:



But really you're just selling entries in your local DB for real dollars and you don't have any involvement with any cryptocurrency at all. You completely ignore what some blockchain says owns what. Yes this means "selling" nft's that have records to the contrary

Make it an NFT.
NFTs all the way down.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
NFTQuitClaimDeeds.com, where anyone can easily sell an NFT (whether they own it or not).

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Uncle Enzo posted:

I'm going to register "whoownsthisnft.com" or something where you input the url of an image to see who owns the nft of it. You can also search by image to see if there's an nft of it already.

You can also register an nft. This costs I dunno 25 bucks. The "registration page" for an nft can be changed to say a different user owns it. Maybe have an auction feature built in and the house takes a cut.

But really you're just selling entries in your local DB for real dollars and you don't have any involvement with any cryptocurrency at all. You completely ignore what some blockchain says owns what. Yes this means "selling" nft's that have records to the contrary

Oh yes please do. There's level 1 rage of people upset that they "need" to "protect their investment" by logging it with you, level 2 rage from folks mad at the people actually buying spots, level 3 rage from people who notice more than 1 NFT can match the same photo, level 4 for when someone trolls them and steals their spot... :allears:

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
a bitcoin and nft idler game would be p fun

the main stat is just emails, and the more it goes up the more bitcoin and nfts you steal

Velocity Raptor
Jul 27, 2007

I MADE A PROMISE
I'LL DO ANYTHING

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

Isn't it a Diablo style game? What do you do if you want to play as different classes?

You have to choose a different server to roll your character on. It's a Diablo-style MMO so that means you can't have two characters on the same server for some reason.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Velocity Raptor posted:

You have to choose a different server to roll your character on. It's a Diablo-style MMO so that means you can't have two characters on the same server for some reason.
:allears: oh my lord

Rotten
May 21, 2002

As a shadow I walk in the land of the dead

Velocity Raptor posted:

You have to choose a different server to roll your character on. It's a Diablo-style MMO so that means you can't have two characters on the same server for some reason.

Nah it’s all fixed.
The only schad is that the game was running fine until the day it went f2p. That’s when poo poo went haywire. Was hosed for most of Friday until late afternoon.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

counterpoint



(it's difficult to remove the pile and keep the pile...)

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Empty Sandwich posted:

(it's difficult to remove the pile and keep the pile...)

lol

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Empty Sandwich posted:

counterpoint



(it's difficult to remove the pile and keep the pile...)

Yesssssss

cYn
Apr 1, 2008

I worked with him on a video game, lovely man, sorry opposite of schade.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
do judges / court rooms normally try to respect divorcees dividing up goods?

I feel like if it was something else like dumb plates, they would have given a table, but with bean babies they just emptied the box on the floor and shouted "share! now!"

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

cYn posted:

I worked with him on a video game, lovely man, sorry opposite of schade.

So did my uncle. Uncle Nintendo.

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