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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Vib Rib posted:

Accurate, because fuel actually is stored in the wings.
Also if the plane is propelled by compressed air... that makes compressed air is fuel. Which means they'd have to store that somewhere too.

Have you seen the sky? It's full of air. They simply take it and compress it when necessary

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Was jet fuel always a hoax? What did the Wright brothers know? The world demands answers

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
The wright brothers knew you can only run a plane on a God-loving petrol burning motorcycle engine, none of the new fangled "jet engine" malarkey

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


well the good thing is, there's such a small number of people involved in the aviation industry over the decades worldwide, so it's easy to keep under wraps

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


Everyone knows how a jet engine works, it's suck, squeeze, and, um, the last one is blow!

Anora
Feb 16, 2014

I fuckin suck!🪠
https://twitter.com/MattGrippi/status/1491847859565514752

Going to side with the Dad

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I mean it’s not like the worlds biggest religion has its entire basis in weird attitudes toward sexual purity and virginity

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

mrpwase posted:

Everyone knows how a jet engine works, it's suck, squeeze, and, um, the last one is blow!

I didn’t realize I was an aerospace engineer!

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Oh man that ending…

Viscous Soda
Apr 24, 2004


Oh god that's creepy.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I tried that with a relative one time and it misidentified a moustache as a mouth

Very hosed up

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Data Graham posted:

I mean it’s not like the worlds biggest religion has its entire basis in weird attitudes toward sexual purity and virginity

World’s second biggest religion is also super into that, too.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
I wonder about world's third largest religion

E: bad news guys

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Oct 30, 2009

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Data Graham posted:

I mean it’s not like the worlds biggest religion has its entire basis in weird attitudes toward sexual purity and virginity

Hey, only towards women, pal

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
wanna join the peacock god religion but they don't accept converts its such bullshit

Vitruvian Manic
Dec 5, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

Regarde Aduck posted:

wanna join the peacock god religion but they don't accept converts its such bullshit

Their numbers have had a recent and pretty dramatic decline so you might be able to marry in more easily now.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Vitruvian Manic posted:

Their numbers have had a recent and pretty dramatic decline so you might be able to marry in more easily now.

:(

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

RFC2324 posted:

did you not read their post? Shoe wearers assume that feet/floors are just inherently dirty.

This is legitimately a thing, and I appreciate them articulating it, because I could never pin down why taking off my shoes inside felt so weird while making perfect sense

the true secret is to get a pair of soled slippers so no one is happy

Yeah they are wrong and stupid. So what.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Goons have some impressively intense feelings on poo poo no one cares about

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

CharlestheHammer posted:

Goons have some impressively intense feelings on poo poo no one cares about

Goon politics are so vicious because the stakes are so low

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
I would never trust that a goon cleans their floors

Boot and Rally
Apr 21, 2006

8===D
Nap Ghost
Goons tracking dog poo poo back to their homes and into their beds does explain why they insist on showering in the morning because they get gross in bed.

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
I have to wear my shoes in the house cos otherwise I step in pussy

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Just us pussy as shoes

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Pussyfooting around

Douche Wolf 89
Dec 9, 2010

🍉🐺8️⃣9️⃣
Says "keep your shoes on" = circumcised
Provides slippers = uncircumcised
Provides shoes = semicirc'd

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Boot and Rally posted:

Goons tracking dog poo poo back to their homes and into their beds does explain why they insist on showering in the morning because they get gross in bed.

just wear your shoes in the shower

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

How's that work? Half way down, or left/right side only?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It actually goes the other way, you add more foreskin on the end. Looks like a waving tube guy when you piss.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Boot and Rally posted:

Goons tracking dog poo poo back to their homes and into their beds does explain why they insist on showering in the morning because they get gross in bed.

I get gross in bed because sex should be fun, personally

Douche Wolf 89
Dec 9, 2010

🍉🐺8️⃣9️⃣

Scratch Monkey posted:

How's that work? Half way down, or left/right side only?

just a bit off the top, like a tonsure

Phosphine
May 30, 2011

WHY, JUDY?! WHY?!
🤰🐰🆚🥪🦊

RFC2324 posted:

I get gross in bed because sex should be fun, personally

Uh, I'm pretty sure sex should be quick, mildly awkward and purely for procreation. Otherwise we might as well let the gays marry, and then all the men will divorce their wives so they can have fun sex with their best friends, like all men secretly want right guys.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Sex is immoral, please practice soaking to ensure entry into the Kingdom of Heaven.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Ror posted:

Sex is immoral, please practice soaking to ensure entry into the Kingdom of Heaven.

Is third party jumping on the bed allowed?

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Zil posted:

Is third party jumping on the bed allowed?

No. That's too close to fun.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

no pleasure no joy

only zuul

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
Just a dumb facebook share from my aunt. Bonus points since it looks like she took a screenshot of a computer screen and posted it.
Rough translation:
"They're communist until they're rich.
They're a feminist until married.
They're atheists until the plane starts to crash."

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Mary was the original Throat GOAT.

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY

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