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UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Dustcat posted:

the marx bros did all right for themselves and would have been s tier posters if posting had been invented

Mark Twain would get banned from Twitter.

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F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

Shitstorm Trooper posted:

Mark Twain would get banned from Twitter.

he'd be immediately Cancelled

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
In retrospect I probably should have just named him Jim

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Milo and POTUS posted:

In retrospect I probably should have just named him Jim

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Milo and POTUS posted:

In retrospect I probably should have just named him Jim

it is a little on the nose

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

Milo and POTUS posted:

In retrospect I probably should have just named him Jim

Jon Pod Van Damm
Apr 6, 2009

THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC



Remembered a couple of classic bits.

https://twitter.com/Keithmickwaves/status/1067177164473360385

https://twitter.com/theJeremyVine/status/1067397558828453888

Blarghalt
May 19, 2010

Shitstorm Trooper posted:

Mark Twain would get banned from Twitter.

50/50 split twitter melts his mind and he becomes a chud or he hunts down and shoots charlie kirk in the face

Fish of hemp
Apr 1, 2011

A friendly little mouse!
I keep saying that Nietzsche's Twitter game would have been hot as lava. The takes, can you imagine the takes?

Prurient Squid
Jul 21, 2008

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
You're a miserable pipsqueak of a man Gove! (I despise Watson but stopped clocks)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMpBN_MmX7o

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Blarghalt posted:

50/50 split twitter melts his mind and he becomes a chud or he hunts down and shoots charlie kirk in the face

mark twain must be a crack shot to land that

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
People in the CSPAM Afghanistan thread praising the Taliban and celebrating its return to power when the US left. The US shouldn’t have been there but lol

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

god I wish that were trump

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Brrrmph posted:

People in the CSPAM Afghanistan thread praising the Taliban and celebrating its return to power when the US left. The US shouldn’t have been there but lol

People were just excited to see a walkthrough of the hardest roller coaster tycoon stage

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Brrrmph posted:

People in the CSPAM Afghanistan thread praising the Taliban and celebrating its return to power when the US left. The US shouldn’t have been there but lol

I’m not going to act like there was none of that at all, but I think most people were more laughing at the US getting it’s rear end kicked than unironically cheering on the Taliban

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

HashtagGirlboss posted:

I’m not going to act like there was none of that at all, but I think most people were more laughing at the US getting it’s rear end kicked than unironically cheering on the Taliban

whats the difference?

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

F Stop Fitzgerald posted:

whats the difference?

It’s probably too subtle for skolds to pick up on

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

F Stop Fitzgerald posted:

whats the difference?

the average person in Afghanistan will suffer significantly less under the Taliban

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Brrrmph posted:

People in the CSPAM Afghanistan thread praising the Taliban and celebrating its return to power when the US left. The US shouldn’t have been there but lol

selfrighteousness is a helluva drug

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
the us occupation was so corrupt and brutal that the fuckin' taliban are a step up. this objectively true statement is not an endorsement of the taliban you dumbass.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
if the wife of a cop does a killing/suicide with her husband we may lament the suicide but still celebrate the homicide

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

whether the Taliban is "good" should be completely irrelevant to any anti-imperialist

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

the us occupation was so corrupt and brutal that the fuckin' taliban are a step up. this objectively true statement is not an endorsement of the taliban you dumbass.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
the number of American anti-imperialists is smaller than a rounding error so you have to make other arguments

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

the us occupation was so corrupt and brutal that the fuckin' taliban are a step up. this objectively true statement is not an endorsement of the taliban you dumbass.

Still funny

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
I’m actually laughing

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

christmas boots posted:

I don’t care to belong to any forum that will have me as a member.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
I had to bribe my way into one and called it even

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

Eh I'll unironically support the Taliban, why not

They'd certainly be a step up from what I've got

fermun
Nov 4, 2009

https://twitter.com/xeni/status/1493051784796913665

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

ice bae

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


haha she has an onlyfans now

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

Prurient Squid posted:

You're a miserable pipsqueak of a man Gove! (I despise Watson but stopped clocks)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMpBN_MmX7o

Scrolled too fast and legit thought this was Chris Farley's Van by the River bit.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Fish of hemp posted:

I keep saying that Nietzsche's Twitter game would have been hot as lava. The takes, can you imagine the takes?

I think he would probably just spend his time on the platform harassing porn actresses

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007


it's nice to see 90% of the replies are "homie what set you from", followed by a block screenshot

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот

Kamala Harris' father posted:

“My dear departed grandmothers (whose extraordinary legacy I described in a recent essay on this website), as well as my deceased parents, must be turning in their grave right now to see their family’s name, reputation and proud Jamaican identity being connected, in any way, jokingly or not with the fraudulent stereotype of a pot-smoking joy seeker and in the pursuit of identity politics,” he wrote.

“Speaking for myself and my immediate Jamaican family, we wish to categorically dissociate ourselves from this travesty,” he added.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


The perfect phone call. The perfect unimpeachable phone call. America's enemies trying to attack potus for making one perfect phone call.

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006
I suddenly recalled that the biden administration's alternative to the belt & road initiative that they're trying to shop around is the BBW plan, and everyone keeps finding different things to call it to try and distract from the fact that it is called the BBW plan.

Tankbuster
Oct 1, 2021
tags: BBW

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Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

Florida: Build Back Wetter

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