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ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer
Why isnt there a roadside picnic movie. And yes annihilation kinda fits it.

Or even a STALKER chernobyl movie. Both seem... fairly simple to make and require a minimal plot.

Stick generic good grim good guy in drab tactical gear and give him mission in crazy place.

Done

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

infernal machines posted:

:shrug:, I guess I wouldn't be that surprised other than someone spinning up a bot farm to hammer a YouTube page calling Amazon evil using Tolkien's own words over a black dwarf seems a bit odd.

not that it matters because fantasy types would invariably lose their poo poo anyway but did he include black dwarves?

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Tolkien was p cool and it sucks that racist idiots are using a quote of his to justify being mad about casting choices

(good thread)
https://twitter.com/theoneringnet/status/1492179419288330243

I'm sure he'd tell them they're full of poo poo

I mean I'm not holding out hope the series will be any good but it won't be the casting choices that make it fail

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

priznat posted:

Tolkien was p cool and it sucks that racist idiots are using a quote of his to justify being mad about casting choices

Well, are they? That quote is being used for some reason, where is the line connecting it to people being mad about a black dwarf?

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

infernal machines posted:

Well, are they? That quote is being used for some reason, where is the line connecting it to people being mad about a black dwarf?

because in their brains "evil" (woke culture) is corrupting and ruining the works that good forces have made. it's not complicated. They're not complicated people.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
oh god jesus christ gently caress almighty can't we just talk about star wars or something

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
I didn't say they were, I'm just asking if there's, like, any kind of written connection between these two seemingly disparate things beyond the suggestion that it is so from a guy with a Dune avatar.

I can understand if this is a thing I'm just not terminally online enough to get, that requires plumbing the depths of 4chan and reddit to even begin to have the context for, but I am simply at a loss here to connect the quote with being racists about dwarfs.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Maybe they just think it looks like poo poo

mallratcal
Sep 10, 2003


I don't care if the dwarves are black, I just want to see their tits/nutsacks

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Mordja posted:

Maybe they just think it looks like poo poo

That was my first thought

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

v

:lol:

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

infernal machines posted:

I didn't say they were, I'm just asking if there's, like, any kind of written connection between these two seemingly disparate things beyond the suggestion that it is so from a guy with a Dune avatar.

I can understand if this is a thing I'm just not terminally online enough to get, that requires plumbing the depths of 4chan and reddit to even begin to have the context for, but I am simply at a loss here to connect the quote with being racists about dwarfs.

There are lots, the usual alt right weirdos are riling up their chudospheres about it. Hell even the loving babylon bee wrote one of their usual staggeringly unfunny stabs at humour about it (I won't link it because god they suck)

Like I just put "tolkien" into the twitter search feature and got blasted by a poo poo ton of mad posts about it I don't recommend it but take my word for it, there are some folks mad about it. It's just ughhhhhh god now this bullshit. Yeah I agree tho let's move on and ignore it! They'll tire themselves out in their stupid echo chambers and occasionally break thru like the youtube comment blasting.

El Diablo Bob O
Sep 3, 2011

Hay nada mas,
Oh si' my way!

priznat posted:


The replacement police captain guy is hilarious in the ad-lib outtakes. I hope they do another season but if it just does one that's fine too.

Also speaking of theories, I think Judo Master eats the flamin hot cheetos to keep the Butterflies from possessing him. He works for them but doesn't want to get possessed, obviously

Yeah, he's "off" but ever so slightly.

With Judo Master, I think you're right.

priznat posted:

because in their brains "evil" (woke culture) is corrupting and ruining the works that good forces have made. it's not complicated. They're not complicated people.

Wait, it isn't about Amazon and how they are evil?

Eesh.

Jimlit
Jun 30, 2005



infernal machines posted:

That was my first thought

correct, It does look like poo poo. pretty sus you are missing the racism though.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Jimlit posted:

correct, It does look like poo poo. pretty sus you are missing the racism though.

lol. Okay random poster.

I mean, Amazon is literally evil, so my first connection on seeing a bunch of quotes about evil ruining something, written by Tolkien, in regards to an Amazon adaptation of LOTR was "Yes, Amazon is evil".

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
new lotr will suck because hugo weaving is not in it nor is he being given all of the money

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
They spent half a billion dollars on something, but not digitally de-aging Hugo Weaving.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Jimlit
Jun 30, 2005



infernal machines posted:

lol. Okay random poster.

I mean, Amazon is literally evil, so my first connection on seeing a bunch of quotes about evil ruining something, written by Tolkien, in regards to an Amazon adaptation of LOTR was "Yes, Amazon is evil".

a baby thought from a baby reg date



honestly though its probably a solid mix of racist nutjobs and anti amazon folks all riding the same train.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

it loioks like a baby world cup trophy

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Oh cool, another horrible piece of media trash you can't reasonably criticize because actual nazis have set up camp and hate it for the dumbest reasons.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Oh cool, another horrible piece of media trash you can't reasonably criticize because actual nazis have set up camp and hate it for the dumbest reasons.

Welcome to the future old man.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
hnngnngngnngngghghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I just watched the second season of how to with john wilson and in one episode he goes to a meetup for fans of james cameron's avatar and it's somehow even sadder than it sounds

what a great show

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

El Diablo Bob O posted:

It is if you're into James Gunn's poo poo. If you liked "Super," it's like that but a TV show.

Dr. Strange Movie: Oh poo poo! It's my boy Shuma-Gorath!

Marvel vs Capcom 1 for life.

hell yeah Shuma-Gorath!

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Oh cool, another horrible piece of media trash you can't reasonably criticize because actual nazis have set up camp and hate it for the dumbest reasons.

Anytime anyone sets up a hate train on an extremely unremarkable trailer like this it's the same story.

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

Tunicate posted:

Take yr pick


Cool art. I assume this is one of those comic book guys who traces over porn?

Vakal
May 11, 2008

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

Cool art. I assume this is one of those comic book guys who traces over porn?

Storm stripper pole-dancing in the back row should have been you answer.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Finished watching Dressed to kill (1980)



I was looking at movies starring Michael Caine, saw he made one with Robocop's partner? directed by Brian DePalma? and with a Criterion version? I'm interested

I didn't know anything about it, so... First 30 minutes I thought it was just some boring erotic drama, Angie Dickinson is having trouble in her marriage, and she's going to see the world's worst psychiatrist, Michael Caine.

But then it goes off the rails. In a way, I was pleasantly surprised, glad I didn't look at anything about the story. I'm not saying it's good, just caught me off guard. If, like me, you don't know anything about it, I would recommend not even looking at trailers, see what you think.

The story, the themes, and behaviours of the characters have not aged well, but I suppose they are a product of their time. Visuals are fine, sometimes very cinematic, sometimes clearly in soft-core porn territory. Weird ending too, a little "the focus groups didn't like your ending so add another scene".

Also I guessed who was the person they were looking for immediately lol

In all, an ok movie but I doubt this is one of Michael Caine's best. I award this 2.5 out of 5 Comfys, and a little bottle of hair conditioner, because everyone here has really puffy hair

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2

infernal machines posted:

Take a moment, break a personal rule, and read the comments on the Amazon LOTR series trailer video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7v1hIkYH24

Before they're disabled
Why is it all cyrillic copypasta





Groovelord Neato posted:

It's because reactionaries are mad there's a Black dwarf. It's why pretty much any clip with Jews in it from any Holocaust movie has comments disabled otherwise it's a nightmare even compared to other comment sections (Iook up the "goodbye Jews!" scene from Schindler's List to stare into the abyss).
Now now let's not jump to conclusions, they could be mad at women too




A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Oh cool, another horrible piece of media trash you can't reasonably criticize because actual nazis have set up camp and hate it for the dumbest reasons.
Well there's nothing to criticize yet other than it looks kinda cheap so if someone's paying for a million comment bot swarm yeah it's nazis




ZeusCannon posted:

Why isnt there a roadside picnic movie. And yes annihilation kinda fits it.

Or even a STALKER chernobyl movie.
There is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuOnfQd-aTw

Assepoester fucked around with this message at 07:54 on Feb 14, 2022

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Antlers (2021) would’ve been SUCH a great episode of The X-Files but is unfortunately a middling supernatural horror movie pulling all the punches you’ve seen before.

I dunno, Malignant might’ve ruined these sorts of movies for me, for a while at least.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

TIP posted:

I just watched the second season of how to with john wilson and in one episode he goes to a meetup for fans of james cameron's avatar and it's somehow even sadder than it sounds

what a great show

I’ve been meaning to watch more eps of that show but I saw that one and it was.. I dunno how I felt about that because they seemed like nice inclusive people who were just really into avatar and were pretty socially disadvantaged. But just wayyyy too into avatar. The show didn’t judge them or paint them as weirdos or anything, it was kind of nice.

For judgement and mockery I think Steven Segal is a worthy target tho

https://twitter.com/timmarchman/status/1492926865631236099

Lol at his demonstration, the edit showing the audience trying not to laugh is excellent.

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Oh cool, another horrible piece of media trash you can't reasonably criticize because actual nazis have set up camp and hate it for the dumbest reasons.

Its a streaming show so it won't stay in the discourse past the release week so no one would need to care or have an opinion on it anyway.

The United States posted:

Why is it all cyrillic copypasta


Russian nerds really don't like black people appearing in nerd content

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

The United States posted:

Well there's nothing to criticize yet other than it looks kinda cheap

I'm still trying to figure out how they managed to make it look cheap because supposedly they spent over $400 million on it, and the cast is virtually unknown, so it's probably not going to salaries.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

ZeusCannon posted:

Why isnt there a roadside picnic movie. And yes annihilation kinda fits it.

Or even a STALKER chernobyl movie. Both seem... fairly simple to make and require a minimal plot.

Stick generic good grim good guy in drab tactical gear and give him mission in crazy place.

Done

There is a Stalker movie, you should check it out, it's pretty good.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




infernal machines posted:

Take a moment, break a personal rule, and read the comments on the Amazon LOTR series trailer video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7v1hIkYH24

Before they're disabled

gonna not be grumpy old man for a second and say this looks alright?

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

infernal machines posted:

I'm still trying to figure out how they managed to make it look cheap because supposedly they spent over $400 million on it, and the cast is virtually unknown, so it's probably not going to salaries.

It's not going to crew either

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

hemale in pain posted:

gonna not be grumpy old man for a second and say this looks alright?

You sick idiot

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

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hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




it's hard for me to express just how bad wheel of time is and my expectations were incredibly low for lord of the rings series so ehhhh. it doesn't look that cheap and there was only a few "REMEMBER THIS FROM THE MOVIES?" clips so i have hope it wont suck.

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