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learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Our school dinner ladies were way ahead of you on the pizza strips and squares in the 1980s

“You want crust or no crust hen?”

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Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
I always see outpourings of love for 80s/90s school cafeteria pizza, to the point where I suspect I'm the only person who hated that poo poo

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Empty Sandwich posted:

I always see outpourings of love for 80s/90s school cafeteria pizza, to the point where I suspect I'm the only person who hated that poo poo

How about MRE Pizza?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_sY-nJ179U

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Oh we all hated the breadtangle of pizza, but it was less bad than the other school lunch food.

At least it had cheese on it usually

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Nah that poo poo was awful.
Easily one of the worse school lunch days and that's saying something given some of our options

yugioh mishima
Oct 22, 2020

you can only eat either rhode island pizza strips or Altoona Style Pizza for the rest of your life. which is it

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



guess_ill_die.jpg

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av
Rhode Island pizza strips look like an unmotivated meal of someone deeply depressed, but Altoona '"pizza" is an abomination

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Just put the Altoona on top of the RI and you sort of have an almost normal pizza.

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever
tuna? anchovy? stop eith the effin fish on pizza god drat

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Jose Oquendo posted:

I live in one of those corn states and I've NEVER seen it in the wild.

Well of course you haven't, people eat the pizzas immediately. It's not like we're talking about a pepperoni pizza or some less popular topping here, GEEZ.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Captain Hygiene posted:

guess_ill_die.jpg

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Data Graham posted:

Oh we all hated the breadtangle of pizza, but it was less bad than the other school lunch food.

At least it had cheese on it usually

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
School pizza was criminal and I'm all in for Jamie Oliver crying at the trash we're allowed to feed our growing children.

Eating right is just as important as basic algebra. No wonder our country is so fat and a huge drain on our public healthcare system. Everyone learned to eat this garbage in school

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

I ordered a case of rectangle pizza for myself once.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

This is my saddest "would" yet

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

lol @ tiny pretzel

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

I can't help but wonder if we've just gotten an insight into the origin of corn on pizza.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
also pears and chocolate milk on pizza.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Light Gun Man posted:

lol @ tiny pretzel

Honestly impressed they gave some mustard with it.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Half that meal is sugar.

Fruit cocktail in sugar syrup, chocolate milk, corn (they make sugar with that), and I'd assume the pizza dough has a bunch in it. Maybe the pretzel too. Who knows!

Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 06:02 on Feb 15, 2022

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Tabernac! :quebec:

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK5CLplRIno

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFJO8gW83BE

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Time to put the pizza-ghetti into the pizza-ghetto

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Remember that pizza pasta? Turns out there is a whole range https://www.iceland.co.uk/frozen/frozen-ready-meals/fully-loaded and it's one of those things where the more you look at it the more you see.

I'm having the triple pepperoni pizza fries for my dinner

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

you made me curious so i started peeping around rural quebec. kind of weird, never seen so many pizzas with sides








also this



also this guy



also this



AARD VARKMAN fucked around with this message at 17:22 on Feb 15, 2022

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



Anyone wants the leftovers? I have to go.

Sashimi
Dec 26, 2008


College Slice

Pennywise the Frown posted:

School pizza was criminal and I'm all in for Jamie Oliver crying at the trash we're allowed to feed our growing children.

Eating right is just as important as basic algebra. No wonder our country is so fat and a huge drain on our public healthcare system. Everyone learned to eat this garbage in school
Gonna go full on weeb for a moment and say how good the school lunches in Japan were while I did ESL there. Meals were very balanced, you'd get a good serving of protein, vegetables, carbs, whole milk to drink, and a little dessert, usually fruit, pudding, or some sweet bun. What's even better is in 5th or 6th grades there would be a project once or twice a year where a class would spend the morning making lunch for the whole school. Nothing fancy, but knowing how to make broiled fish, rice, and vegetable soup is a great thing to teach kids. The food was extremely affordable too, I think it was about 200 yen per meal, or about $2 USD.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

:/ so sad when a pizza's tapeworms go untreated

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/fuckeduppizzas/status/1493709491614924802

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


That pizzaman was living in the bold emoji future long before anyone else.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



PIZZ TIME

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Oh yeah booooiii Immas pizz all over this joint!

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
*me sidling up next to you at an otherwise empty set of urinals* hey

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic


denmark is way ahead in pizza with spaghetti technology

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Wall Balls posted:

denmark is way ahead in pizza with spaghetti technology



I don't know where exactly I'd classify that in the pizza space, but I would definitely devour it whole

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Wall Balls posted:

denmark is way ahead in pizza with spaghetti technology



I'd eat that.

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CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




https://twitter.com/AlphaChadKirk/status/1494344295079366657

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