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"I’ll crash before I stop playing pikmin" - man who crashed while playing pikmin
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# ? Feb 14, 2022 20:10 |
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AITA for being the executor of my cousins will?quote:My cousin is 38F and im 26F. Lil reminder to everyone to get your poo poo in order before you die. Especially the lgbt babes whose families may not respect your gay last wishes. Goddamn, this pissy over getting cremeated?
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# ? Feb 14, 2022 20:10 |
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Also the OP's wife's abuser is arrested and the OP seems to be doing a great job supporting her, its monstrous what happened, but its small bit of light that this poor woman has someone to help her and that its over.
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# ? Feb 14, 2022 20:18 |
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value-brand cereal posted:AITA for being the executor of my cousins will? Hey, I just had this conversation [about health care and post-death stuff] with my parents earlier this year. It was actually a really positive discussion about their wishes and dignity as they're getting older.
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# ? Feb 14, 2022 20:20 |
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therobit posted:To me it depends on how many meals she is insisting he wait to eat while she takes a bunch of photos. If it’s an occasional thing then he’s an rear end in a top hat, but if she insists he wait until the food is cold for every meal then at a certain point sanity has to be restored. My thought too - first thing that came to mind is the wife is an obnoxious instagram addict who started by taking pics of food on their dates then decided to turn that into a hobby. He’s probably been dealing with her annoying crap for a while & finally got fed up waiting for 20 min so she could get the “perfect pictures”.
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# ? Feb 14, 2022 20:22 |
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AITA for asking an employee who spoke at me kissing my girlfriend at a aquarium whether she speaks to straight couples the same way? And then continuing the question until she answered?quote:I took my girlfriend to an aquarium for Valentine's day weekend, they had an "undersea love" themed event in the evening. and when we were there I put an arm around her waist and kissed her on the lips. No tongue, no feeling each other up, it was literally the same kinda kiss I don't think straight people think twice about.
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# ? Feb 14, 2022 20:24 |
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Ooooook well. I (37M) got a paternity test done and now my wife might divorce me over it, Help! quote:My wife (35F) and I (37M) have been married for 12 years. We have three kids and I always had this nagging feeling that our middle child wasn’t mine. Our oldest and youngest look just like me, but my middle child doesn’t. My wife has shown me a picture of her grandfather and he does look a lot like him, but he just doesn’t have any of my family features, he looks so different than anyone else in the family. I decided I wanted a paternity test to put my mind at ease. My wife got pretty upset when I brought it up because cheating has always been a dealbreaker for her, but I just saw that as all the more reason to get one done. I told her that if she had nothing to hide she should have no problem with getting one done. I tested my son and it turns out he’s mine. Update-Got a paternity test and now my wife might divorce me over it quote:So, it’s been a couple months now and I thought I’d update.
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# ? Feb 14, 2022 20:49 |
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This one is contentious and splitting 50/50: AITA for letting my sister sit on my lap? Throwaway because my friends know my Reddit. I (15M) have always been really close relationship with my sister (17F). She's my only sibling so growing up I got really close with her to the point we almost seem codependent. I never considered it weird or anything. But my girlfriend (15F) who I've been dating for 3 months told me It was weird how close I was with my sister. But I didn't think much about what she said everything was fine until yesterday. Yesterday, I had some friends over at our house my girlfriend was also there. We were in my room playing board games. My room wasn't big enough to fit everyone, so the seating was cramped. So, my sister decided to sit on my lap she does it sometimes so I don't find it uncomfortable or anything. We decided to team up because I make a good team with my sister and we usually win. So, everyone had a lot of fun and me and my sister won at the end. Since we won my sister gave me a hug and kissed me on the cheek she does it all the time I'm used to it. But when my girlfriend saw this she yelled ''WTF?'' I was like ''What?" she got pissed and told me that maybe I should date my sister instead because this is disgusting. I told her, ''What are you talking about she's my sister?'' But she didn't listen and accused me of incest even though I told her it was 100% platonic. It was so embarrassing all my friends were there. She left after that and I haven't talked to her since. I apologized to my sister for my girlfriend's behaviour. I think she overreacted over such a small thing. I don't care honestly if she breaks up with me I don't think this relationship is going to work out. So, my question is AITA for this? Thanks
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# ? Feb 14, 2022 20:49 |
Sisal Two-Step posted:Sorry boss, I'm fresh out of feel good stories. Can I interest you in some schadenfreude? lmao hell yeah that's the good poo poo
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# ? Feb 14, 2022 20:58 |
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Sisal Two-Step posted:Sorry boss, I'm fresh out of feel good stories. Can I interest you in some schadenfreude? lol that last sentence just in case anyone wondered if he learned anything
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:When I went to school, the rule of thumb repeated by most teachers was that you should expect to spend 3 hours out of class for every credit hour, so a standard load of 15 credits would be 15 hours of class and 45 hours of reading/work/etc. 60 hours of school plus a job would have been a nightmare. Dazerbeams posted:What if your partner is writing smutty alpha/omega fan fiction set in the Harry Potter universe? You gonna engage with that with a big ole grin on your face?
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# ? Feb 14, 2022 21:12 |
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:This one is contentious and splitting 50/50: Maybe I'm the weirdo. Sitting in someone else's lap feels non-platonic when both parties have reached puberty.
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Sisal Two-Step posted:Sorry boss, I'm fresh out of feel good stories. Can I interest you in some schadenfreude? Why do men keep doing this.
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# ? Feb 14, 2022 21:23 |
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:AITA for letting my sister sit on my lap? The hug and kiss on the cheek is fine but I feel like her sitting on his lap might be too far? Its a little weird but I can see why its no big deal to them though. I feel like we need more examples. The second he mentions a dryer though will make the decision for me.
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# ? Feb 14, 2022 21:27 |
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I was primed for the flood of terrible family posts around Christmas, but forgot about the flood of terrible relationship posts on Valentine's Day.
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# ? Feb 14, 2022 21:29 |
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:This one is contentious and splitting 50/50: I think this one would have been fine if it was crowded to the point of lap sitting and his girlfriend wasn't there. Like dude, if its so crowded, have your girlfriend sit on your lap.
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# ? Feb 14, 2022 21:40 |
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Sometimes I wonder if estranged parents forums are just full of trolls trying to make up situations as ridiculous as possible to see what they can get other posters to agree with. On the other hand this guy is Christian and apparently very dumb quote:My story goes like this. In 1996 I joined the choir in my home town church becuase I love God and simply wanted to sing, bass that is. I came into practice late each week due to my job. She began to to notice me in the croud of 150 other singers. Nearly 4nmonths later we finally met. I was married and so was she. Her husbnd was steril and my wifec ould not have children. We sharde our stories with each other. I went on home and so did she. Then 1 evening she asked me if I wanted to share babies with her by her egg donations. Instead of running home to my wife to tell her about this proposal, I went to have coffee with my sons mother the next day. That turned into the 9th of January of 1997. Our son was concieved on the 11th which just happpened to be her husbands birthday. BTW, he was in on the entire sperm donor plan from the start! Keep reading. Remember, I just wanted to sing YET…all she wanted was to find a man who looked like her husband so she could get pregnant and tell the world that she was having her mirycle baby after all. I could play uncle at family picnics and we woud never reveal our secret. Oh but do not forget that your sins will find you out!
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# ? Feb 14, 2022 22:07 |
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trickybiscuits posted:Sometimes I wonder if estranged parents forums are just full of trolls trying to make up situations as ridiculous as possible to see what they can get other posters to agree with. On the other hand this guy is Christian and apparently very dumb I feel like I need a translation or maybe he's just speaking in tounges
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# ? Feb 14, 2022 22:20 |
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I just wanted to sing and YET...my secret son smokes the drugs
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# ? Feb 14, 2022 22:22 |
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quantumwell posted:I feel like I need a translation or maybe he's just speaking in tounges I was following along until the final paragraph just collapsed
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# ? Feb 14, 2022 22:27 |
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The excuse of "they don't look like i expect" is always so weird because i feel i always saw friends baby/toddler pics and hair and eyes often changed. Sometimes skin would darken significantly. Like and that's not even including changes with puberty
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# ? Feb 14, 2022 22:45 |
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Bubblyblubber posted:He hates everything that brings me joy. I hate most the things that bring you joy too. Action figures? Rocks? A whole room full of neglected plants? Crocheting is cool tho These people should not be together.
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# ? Feb 14, 2022 22:50 |
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AITA FOR "CHOOSING" MY FUTURE HUSBAND'S DAUGHTER OVER MY NIECE? English learner, throwaway account. I(46F) am marrying my fiance (50M). He has a daughter 'Davina' (18F) from his previous marriage. I don't have any children nor do I want any. I have been with him for 11 years now. Davina and I are close, I love her like a daughter. My sister (45F) has a daughter Jess (18F). Now, it should be noted that Davina is an only child- she doesn't have any step or half siblings on her mother's side as well. This will be important later. Davina and Jess used to be friends, they go to the same school, but when they got to high school they grew apart. Davina became popular. She made a lot of friends. Jess is introverted, she didn't like being in the crowd so she just stopped associating with her. She started making up excuses when Davina would ask her to hang out- just the two of them. My sister is a single mom, I would sometimes help her with Jess when she was little. She would come over to my place at times before she got into high school, but ever since she started avoiding Davina, she doesn't come over unless necessary. I have spoken to both Jess and Davina multiple times and both have confirmed there is no bullying. When I got engaged, Jess asked me if she could have a part in the wedding, I said sure. Now I have asked Davina to be MOH and Jess to be a bridesmaid. Jess wasn't happy Davina was getting "a more important" role. Jess asked me to not give Davina a role at all, that she should be a regular guest, I said no. Sister called and asked the same thing, I said no to her as well. When I asked them why their reply was literally " I don't like her". A few weeks ago, D and I ran into them at the mall. Davina was attempting to make small talk with Jess but she just snapped at her. When Davina said " sorry I didn't know you were in a bad mood" my sister snapped at me about how Davina is being spoilt as an only child, how she abandoned Jess once she got her "flashy friends", how I am "enabling" Davina to let Jess continue "live in Davina's shadow. About how fake I am when I speak to D's mom when I meet her at school games. She said this was harming Jess's mental health. At this point Davina excused herself and called her mom to pick her up. Sis said, if I continue having a relationship with Davina, she and Jess will no longer want a relationship with me. When I reminded her that she would be my stepdaughter soon, she said she wants me to be civil with her and not trying to be her second mom. She said it was time I returned to "our" family instead of a random teenager. I said she and Jess were my family but I also chose Davina to be my family when I chose to be with my fiance. Jess started crying, people started staring so we just left. I don't know what sis told everyone but now a lot of family members have blocked me. My parents and fiance are on my side but Davina has started spending more time at her mom's. Have i been unknowingly cruel to Jess? Should I take some time to just focus on jess? AITA? Edit: Spoke to mom who spoke to sis. Will be meeting sis after work. UPDATE: Didn't get a lot of attention, and I don't know if anyone will see this but here is what happened. Thanks to everyone who told me to speak to sister. I called my mom a few hours after I posted original I spoke to my sister 2 days ago. Apparently the issue between the girls was a boy. Yes, a boy. Jess liked him during freshman year, but he didn't like her back. Junior year he starts going out with Davina and they are still together. Jess asked D to break up with him without giving her a reason to do so, and got upset when she didn't. Seeing Jess upset, sister also asked Davina to break up with him one day after showing up where Davina works. Yes, she cornered a kid during her work. Davina laughed in her face and said no. Other than that she herself admitted D has done nothing to them. And those of you who said she wanted money, you were also right. My sister and Jess were under the impression that I would offer to pay for Jess's college. I was surprised and when I asked why her response was "because we are family and you are helping with 'a random person's' college". I am only paying for Davina's books. My fiance and D's mom are paying for everything else because she is not eligible for scholarship because parents have a higher income. At this point I was angry and told her I would have offered to pay for Jess's books as well but now I am not giving her a penny. Sis looked horrified but I left before she could say anything. Later someone added me to group chat with family members who had earlier blocked me. They said I had strayed from family and I should come back to them. That I can make it up to them by fully paying for Jess and her brother's college. I left the chat and blocked them all. Won't be talking to them anytime soon. Earlier today, I spoke to D's mom, she agreed to let me pick her up from work. I spoke to D, took her to dinner, explained everything. She was happy. Apparently sister had told Jess she was meeting me, and Jess cornered her at school and told her I wouldn't want her in my life anymore. Davina was relieved to know it wasn't happening. She will be coming here tomorrow.
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# ? Feb 14, 2022 22:52 |
trickybiscuits posted:Sometimes I wonder if estranged parents forums are just full of trolls trying to make up situations as ridiculous as possible to see what they can get other posters to agree with. On the other hand this guy is Christian and apparently very dumb I love the double whammy of judging his son and the kid's dad for doing whatever he wants when ultra Christian moral compass man cheated specifically to make a secret child and lied about it for 24 years.
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Charles Get-Out posted:I love the double whammy of judging his son and the kid's dad for doing whatever he wants when ultra Christian moral compass man cheated specifically to make a secret child and lied about it for 24 years. Well he just wanted to sing. Did that kid want to sing? Probably not
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CharlestheHammer posted:I was following along until the final paragraph just collapsed in brief -OP is a wholesome moral christian man with no flaws -he meets a woman at church, both are married with infertile partners, she asks him to impregnate her, to which he agrees with no reservations -lady gets pregnant, OP never tells his wife, and plays the role of creepy uncle at family events i think, that last bit is unclear -24 years later, son contacts the OP, having learned that he is his biological father -OP says sorry, his wife forgives him, and since he repented he is once again an authority on morals and ethics -OP finds his son's moral character to be lacking and tries to inspire him to virtue (little context for this is given, but it's pretty obvious what kind of "virtue" OP preaches) -son calls OP a filthy hypocrite and goes low contact, making clear that it will be no contact if OP doesn't stop to reflect on his attitude -OP wisely concludes that this is the fault of his son's mother and her husband, and also society at large, but not that of any other parents his son might have
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AITA for revoking my wife's access to my car?quote:I (36M) love my wife (32F), she’s awesome. Our relationship is solid; but she’s a very different person than I am.
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# ? Feb 14, 2022 23:46 |
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You'd think the most outlandish thing would be siding with the guy who controls his wifes car access, but its actually that he's a project manager who can manage projects
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# ? Feb 14, 2022 23:56 |
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Wife went from "free spirit" to "irresponsible, colossal dick" in a few sentences
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# ? Feb 15, 2022 00:22 |
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for revoking my wife's access to my car? The "messy unorganized person" could be a lot of things but high on the list is ADHD or similar, and there's no shortage of people who refuse to make an effort to improve. AITA for not telling my wife of 7 years that I have ADHD before she filed for divorce? quote:I actually hate myself for this. I screwed up badly.
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# ? Feb 15, 2022 00:25 |
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AITA for telling my girlfriend it’s weird that she wants to name our son after her dead ex boyfriendquote:My (31M) girlfriend’s (30F) ex boyfriend passed away 7 years ago from sickle cell disease. They shared a son together who is 9 years old, I adore him and look after him like he’s my own.
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# ? Feb 15, 2022 00:29 |
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I found another one, for the Dr. Phil aspect and maybe the guy literally gave up his parental rights? But mostly the attitude that Dr. Phil absolutely had to get in touch with the daughter Or, maybe the dad was the one who contacted Dr. Phil to try to get on the show with her? Who knows. quote:My daughter is almost 25. Divorcing her mother was a rough one 23 years ago. Its been years of frustration, tears, money, attorneys, custodial interference. The last time I attempted to reach out to her was answering a Dr Phil email for help. Ive tried multiple to reach out to her but in 2013 my daughter sent me an email stating, “you gave up your parental rights long ago. Dont bother contacting me.” The email to Dr Phil was answered the first of September 2021. His producer emailed me asking for details and info to contact my daughter. I never had my daughter’s contact information and she blocked me on Facebook. Another friend sent me a screenshot of her FB. Dr Phil’s producer used that to message my daughter through FB. Next thing I found out was she contacted my local police department requesting I stop any attempts to reach out her or stalking charges with a Protection Order would be filed against me. I immediately contacted our local police and asked them to contact my daughter and tell her to NOT contact me ever.
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# ? Feb 15, 2022 00:49 |
trickybiscuits posted:I found another one, for the Dr. Phil aspect and maybe the guy literally gave up his parental rights? But mostly the attitude that Dr. Phil absolutely had to get in touch with the daughter I quit being your daughter! Well actually you’re fired
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trickybiscuits posted:Im done. My daughter is dead to me. Don't threaten her with a good time!
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# ? Feb 15, 2022 00:59 |
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AITA For Not Giving My Parents "Equal" Time With My Child?quote:Throwaway Account
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# ? Feb 15, 2022 01:01 |
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Dramatika posted:I quit being your daughter!
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# ? Feb 15, 2022 01:04 |
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Cythereal posted:Why do men keep doing this. These ones sound like the male version of those stories where we get some woman listening to her idiot friends about ways to "put her man to the test" and then destroying their relationship by acting like some romcom nightmare. Point being whenever I read these I instantly imagine a group of douchebags hanging out with the OP at the bar pool table, hooting about DONT TRUST THAT BITCH BRO from under their snapback. Grape fucked around with this message at 01:15 on Feb 15, 2022 |
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hawowanlawow posted:lol that last sentence just in case anyone wondered if he learned anything Thank gently caress he hasn’t, makes it less likely he’ll sucker some other poor woman into being with him if he doesn’t know how to pretend to not be poo poo.
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# ? Feb 15, 2022 01:13 |
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA For Not Giving My Parents "Equal" Time With My Child? Whoa stem Betty, what a dick
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# ? May 30, 2024 10:40 |
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there are all sorts of people in the world AITA for snapping at my coworker for making fun of me wearing a seatbelt? quote:I’m currently at work on lunch writing this. I think it’s ridiculous but apparently I’ve done something wrong. quote:She’s mid-late 40s I think. But she’s also anti vax/mask (shocking, I know)
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# ? Feb 15, 2022 01:45 |