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mudskipp
Jan 1, 2018

stop making sense
I am clicking on the profile button and looking at everyone's posts per day. I might notve improved my posting but I've made my lurking creepier and more invasive

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

mudskipp posted:

I am clicking on the profile button and looking at everyone's posts per day. I might notve improved my posting but I've made my lurking creepier and more invasive

good rear end technique

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

mudskipp posted:

I am clicking on the profile button and looking at everyone's posts per day. I might notve improved my posting but I've made my lurking creepier and more invasive

It's always important to improve something.

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

good rear end technique

and it's a page snipe, is this the fabled gbs superstar?

sootikins
May 24, 2008

Did I ever. Remember it as if it were yesterday. Soon as I woke, I went to empty my bowels - my favorite part of the day. Defecatin' to the sunrise - downright glorious.

mudskipp posted:

I am clicking on the profile button and looking at everyone's posts per day. I might notve improved my posting but I've made my lurking creepier and more invasive

there are some impressively low numbers for sure

Kwatz
Aug 14, 2008

sootikins posted:

there are some impressively low numbers for sure

You know it.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Tie it tightly around his neck

Jealousy is quite unbecoming of you, Henry

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012


Shhhhh. Shh.
You're safe here.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Sweet T, how can a lurker like me become a cool and popular poster like me??

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Literally A Person posted:

Sweet T, how can a lurker like me become a cool and popular poster like me??
I'm happy you asked that, LAP. Why? The answer is simple. All they have to do is post!

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Postingliness is next to Godliness, I always say.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
If you lurkers don't post a random poster gets a 100k every hour

You know my demands. Now post!!!!

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

comign out of my deep lurker state to say the forbidden word

xdirtypinkox
Aug 12, 2004

And it gets easier as I pass the Edward Scissorhands village where privileged white kids date rape girls and taunt me in their SUV's.
I'm sure my posts per day count is abysmal compared to most of you. I generally don't have anything to say.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

xdirtypinkox posted:

I'm sure my posts per day count is abysmal compared to most of you. I generally don't have anything to say.
You're an '04. We will listen. :getin:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


sweet thursday posted:

You're an '04. We will listen. :getin:

wrong

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

I'm going to listen to these lurkers

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

sweet thursday posted:

I'm going to listen to these lurkers

sweet thursday ... is ... the Lurkwhisperer

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

It's my calling.


Don't call me a hero.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I call upon the coward mods to stick this thread for 12 hours.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Autobots roll out

DemonToadGoat
Jan 12, 2015

I dont get it. Am I supposed to read the WHOLE thread before posting or just reply to OP. Or can I reply to someone funny who was left hanging in the middle?
Sincerely
Signed
Yours
Truly
Regards

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Literally A Person posted:

I call upon the coward mods to stick this thread for 12 hours.

gently caress YESSSS

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


DemonToadGoat posted:

I dont get it. Am I supposed to read the WHOLE thread before posting or just reply to OP. Or can I reply to someone funny who was left hanging in the middle?
Sincerely
Signed
Yours
Truly
Regards

Don't read, just post.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

DemonToadGoat posted:

I dont get it. Am I supposed to read the WHOLE thread before posting or just reply to OP. Or can I reply to someone funny who was left hanging in the middle?
Sincerely
Signed
Yours
Truly
Regards
A thread is an organic thing. You can change the outcome simply by posting. Case in point? Your post :unsmigghh:

Gay Hitler
Dec 11, 2006

I'm gay as heil!

You're not allowed to quote a post more than 40 posts back. This sucks when you're catching up a thread and have a banger response to an early post and then have to read the whole thread to catch up and by the time you're current it's either too old to justify responding to or you've forgotten

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

Came here to say Derpies did nothing wrong

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
Don't post lurkers, it's not worth it. Keep your average post count at 0, it's safer that way. Once you step out of the darkness there is no going back. Now I'm forever destined to traverse these wastelands as a below average poster with an average daily post count less than one.

Shameful.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

All I know is effort posting is back. It's sexy again.

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

I've been clicking that for ten minutes

PinkSox
Dec 27, 2003
I BUY BIG RED TITLES FOR MY FRIENDS

I lurk, but rarely post cause I'm uninteresting.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

PinkSox posted:

I lurk, but rarely post cause I'm uninteresting.

Tell me 3 uninteresting things about you

:allears:

chappey
Jan 21, 2001




PinkSox posted:

I lurk, but rarely post cause I'm uninteresting.

someone always posts whatever i was going to.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

PinkSox posted:

I lurk, but rarely post cause I'm uninteresting.

You must embody the spirit of :justpost:

Do not think. :justpost:

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
"don't think just post" for posters and "don't think just probe" for mods, i wonder which ideology will win out in the long run

Ajon
Aug 8, 2007
'VRROOOMMM!!!' roared the car. 'SPRUITS!' said gramma.

Peggy Edson posted:

Generally true, lurkers are almost always stuck in whatever year they regged

Posting to check my regdate

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

Mac and Cheese posted:

"don't think just post" for posters and "don't think just probe" for mods, i wonder which ideology will win out in the long run

no mods, no masters.

:jpmf:

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

rear end-penny posted:

no mods, no masters.

:jpmf:

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