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I enjoy reading contemporary newspaper comics. 64 26.02%
I hate reading contemporary newspaper comics. 42 17.07%
I enjoy reading historical newspaper comics. 88 35.77%
I enjoy reading newspaper comics from foreign countries. 52 21.14%
Total: 246 votes
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Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Cheer Up Boss Dharma

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EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
I'm not going to be able to do a full post tonight, but you really should see this anyway.



Welcome to That Deep, Shuddering Sigh When You Start Trying To Think Ahead Of Monday's "Funky Winkerbean"!

maltesh
May 20, 2004

Uncle Ben: Still Dead.
Fudge, the movie is getting Oscar nominations, isn't it.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Batiuk has good timing for once. With The Power of the Dog leading in nominations, Lisa's Story getting recognized doesn't seem all that outrageous.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




This week Luann moves back into modern times:



My mom decided to bake some treats for the family dog once. Made the whole house smell like liver.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me






shout out to vincent price's theatre of blood

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Ghostlight posted:




shout out to vincent price's theatre of blood

To Serve Man's Best Friend

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

gleebster posted:

I haven't been reading Little Lefty because the first story was about racial integration and Ralph Ellison got to me first when it comes to Stalinists and that subject.

This seems like a really weird thing to hold against Little Lefty given that literally every other thirties comic in this thread that so much as references black people is spoilered for using offensive caricatures.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
2018 Spiderman


1979 comics






Locher Tracy


Origins of the Sunday Comics


Footrot Flats


The Lockhorns


Mandrake


Johnny Hazard


Computoon: Origins

maltesh
May 20, 2004

Uncle Ben: Still Dead.

Haifisch posted:

[

1979 comics



" Curses, Encyclopedia Brown! You have foiled my plan to make this child pay me six dollars to severely injure himself with my wings that don't work."

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

BigglesSWE posted:

Ballard Street

drat, that’s some fine compact story-telling.

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

EasyEW posted:

I'm not going to be able to do a full post tonight, but you really should see this anyway.



Welcome to That Deep, Shuddering Sigh When You Start Trying To Think Ahead Of Monday's "Funky Winkerbean"!

Marianne was the actor who almost committed suicide over an inaccurate gossip story, right?

And then, thanks to her playing Saint Lisa, she quickly discovered she had cancer herself that was quickly ripped out.

She’s up for an Oscar, she’s gonna win it, and she’ll spend her entire speech thanking Les Moore.

There, I’ve finished your story for you Baituk, where’s my check?

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

I felt this one.

catlord
Mar 22, 2009

What's on your mind, Axa?
Axa's Zero-G All-Nude Revue

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
Classic Kevin & Kell in: making plans (October 31 - November 6, 2005)












Modern Kevin & Kell

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They swept the Razzies.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis



Tina's Groove Classic (April 6, 2010)



Arlo and Janis Classic (April 6, 2000)



Garfield Classic (April 6, 1990)

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.
spooky resonance between the A&J and Garfield there

Medenmath
Jan 18, 2003
Vintage Valiant (Oct. 16, 1949)


Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
Comic Strips 2022: Val Refuses to Die

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Get Fuzzy 2/14/02



Brenda Starr 3/4-6/48





Smokey Stover 3/17/46



Everyday Movies 11/4/34



"I think Louise is crazy taking that night course in economics just to impress the boss. She'd have a lot more chances for a raise if she spent that money on some new clothes."

Hel
Oct 9, 2012

Jokatgulm is tedium.
Jokatgulm is pain.
Jokatgulm is suffering.

Mikl posted:

Comic Strips 2022: Val Refuses to Die

I still think I prefer that time he and (iirc) Gawain "prepared to die expensively".

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer
Aleta takes no poo poo from savages.

Excuse me good sirs, my husband is needed at home, we have a year old child who doesn't sleep well at night.

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!
Breaking Cat News



Phoebe and Her Unicorn



Wallace the Brave



Curtis


The_Other
Dec 28, 2012

Welcome Back, Galaxy Geek.
Giant Days x Batman

John Allison's Patreon John Allison's Gumroad store
Forward Slash Scare website for Allison's side comics

John Allison posted:

I believe that at some point today I will be asked to explain “man-hoovers” to someone, but I’m not going to do it.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

The_Other posted:

John Allison posted:

I believe that at some point today I will be asked to explain “man-hoovers” to someone, but I’m not going to do it.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Bizarro


The Family Circus

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Mikl posted:

Comic Strips 2022: Val Refuses to Die

Sometimes it be like that

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

maltesh posted:

Fudge, the movie is getting Oscar nominations, isn't it.

BigglesSWE posted:

Marianne was the actor who almost committed suicide over an inaccurate gossip story, right?

And then, thanks to her playing Saint Lisa, she quickly discovered she had cancer herself that was quickly ripped out.

She’s up for an Oscar, she’s gonna win it, and she’ll spend her entire speech thanking Les Moore.

There, I’ve finished your story for you Baituk, where’s my check?

(sigh)

In order: "You better sit down for this," and "OH NO, YOU'RE NOT GETTING OUT OF HERE THAT EASILY."



(Everything else later today, I promise...)

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Selachian posted:


Get Fuzzy 2/14/02




Selachian posted:

Brenda Starr 3/4-6/48
NEXT: Our friend, the amphetamine!

Vargo posted:

Wallace the Brave

I'm Amelia: invisible

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



EasyEW posted:

(sigh)

In order: "You better sit down for this," and "OH NO, YOU'RE NOT GETTING OUT OF HERE THAT EASILY."



(Everything else later today, I promise...)

:lol:

I didn't realize that the Oscars were adding a new "Most Ridiculously Melodramatic Depiction of Cancer" category this year.

MockingQuantum
Jan 20, 2012



I purposely pay as little attention to the TomBat comics as possible while reading the thread, and I still had an involuntary "oh gently caress you" at today's strip. I really have to echo what someone said earlier: who is Funky Winkerbean for anymore, besides its creator? As much as I think Crankshaft is smug, insufferable boomer-brain nonsense, I know there's at least an audience for that. I'm not sure who gets up in the morning excited to read the continual bumbling through the tedious greatest-hits carousel of cancerwife/lovely comic creators/pizzaghost that is FW.

Fighting Trousers
May 17, 2011

Does this excite you, girl?

Cowslips Warren posted:

Aleta takes no poo poo from savages.

Excuse me good sirs, my husband is needed at home, we have a year old child who doesn't sleep well at night.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Docks




Retail




Popcom


El Spamo
Aug 21, 2003

Fuss and misery

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

:lol:

I didn't realize that the Oscars were adding a new "Most Ridiculously Melodramatic Depiction of Cancer" category this year.

There is no existing universe where they did a sufficient amount of butt-kissing to get a nomination

MockingQuantum
Jan 20, 2012




I had exactly this happen when I worked at a big box store, and I don't think in all the time I worked retail, I ever had a customer more furious at me than when I said no. And then my manager said no, and they got more furious. And then the general manager said no, and they threatened bodily harm. It's the only time I ever saw a customer escorted out of the store for anything besides shoplifting.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

EasyEW posted:

(sigh)

In order: "You better sit down for this," and "OH NO, YOU'RE NOT GETTING OUT OF HERE THAT EASILY."



(Everything else later today, I promise...)

So we either get Les Moore's greatest triumph, having his wife immortalized in cinema forever, or a lot of smug moralizing after the fact when this lady is passed over for some other less-worthy performance.

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
She's not going to win because no one in that vale of bathos tears ever gets to win.

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JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

El Spamo posted:

There is no existing universe where they did a sufficient amount of butt-kissing to get a nomination

Ehh, the nomination is the most believable part of the whole thing. If those "Anonymous Academy Voter's Ballot" features that entertainment blogs/the trades routinely publish are any indication, a totally down-the-middle cancer drama that simply got DVDs into the hands of the finicky old cranks that vote could easily coast to a few nominations. (See this one where a finicky old crank insists that Parasite shouldn't have been nominated for Best Picture alongside "regular films," which is just the tip of the iceberg on their bad opinions.)

Green Intern posted:

So we either get Les Moore's greatest triumph, having his wife immortalized in cinema forever, or a lot of smug moralizing after the fact when this lady is passed over for some other less-worthy performance.

It's almost certainly going the smug moralizing route, though I could also see the outcome where she wins and spends her entire speech (which takes a week of strips) thanking Lisa for literally saving her life while Les Moore sits in the audience making the same goddamn "smug, but depressed" expression he always does.

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