[UFOs] watch Mellon start an intergalactic war

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Log082: Nov 8, 2008

my bony fealty posted:

anyone have any cool ufo tattoos

tryna think what could make a good one and idk

black triangle could be good but hard to pull off

just claim you have one and when someone asks to see it say that it's classified and they have to submit a FOIA to AATIP

# ? Feb 15, 2022 04:45

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# ? May 23, 2024 05:54

D-Pad: Jun 28, 2006

toggle posted:

radar on one buttock cheek, jrooti on the other

Something like my avatar could be cool

# ? Feb 15, 2022 05:02

Sleekly: Aug 21, 2008

my bony fealty posted:

anyone have any cool ufo tattoos

tryna think what could make a good one and idk

black triangle could be good but hard to pull off

i was looking recently and quite liked this style, i like single colour simple tatts

# ? Feb 15, 2022 05:05

Sleekly: Aug 21, 2008

also re consciousness, i agree the dot on a scale thinking. i think plants are conscious and of course any organism with more than one input mechanism. thats dry

you can pet a lizard or a fish and thats a two way street
you can talk to plants you are cultivating, they wont respond but they will grow better

NDT types say acknowledgment of pain is not a sufficient threshold for consciousness. ok but isnt acknowledgment of pleasure a clear choice huh? well theres no way to tell. if only they had perfect english

# ? Feb 15, 2022 05:36

The Demilich: Apr 9, 2020; The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.

Humans are too loving egotistical and up their own asses. Stupid morons.

# ? Feb 15, 2022 05:50

bedpan: Apr 23, 2008

toggle posted:

radar on one buttock cheek, jrooti on the other

radar on one cheeck, mirror image of radar on other cheek

# ? Feb 15, 2022 06:00

Objurium: Aug 8, 2009

my bony fealty posted:

anyone have any cool ufo tattoos

tryna think what could make a good one and idk

black triangle could be good but hard to pull off

been playing with the idea of making a clean linework monogram version of the Nimitz tictac with the tilted F18 crosshairs but feel mildly weird about putting that on my body lol

# ? Feb 15, 2022 06:32

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

The Demilich posted:

Humans are too loving egotistical and up their own asses. Stupid morons.

They've got good Chinese food

# ? Feb 15, 2022 06:40

The Demilich: Apr 9, 2020; The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.

Inspector Hound posted:

They've got good Chinese food

This is absolutely true, but not the point!

# ? Feb 15, 2022 06:51

Sleekly: Aug 21, 2008

Inspector Hound posted:

They've got good Chinese food

food
music
literature

imagine how highly we would could stand rn if it werent for all the rapes racism and greed and wars, and if the ayyys are at all judgemental in their benevolence then we are turbo hosed

as a whole humanity is kinda horrible!

but all through all times and in counter culture kinda ways the weirdos moved us forward, just to be instantly corrupted by filthy lucre if not locked up outright never to see the loving simple thing they suffered for saying become accepted

# ? Feb 15, 2022 08:40

Sleekly: Aug 21, 2008

but theres been (frustratingly slow and horribly co-opted) progress sort of if you squint at it

# ? Feb 15, 2022 08:42

Sleekly: Aug 21, 2008

when we are good we are very very good
but when we are bad we are loving beyond rotten

# ? Feb 15, 2022 08:48

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

Sleekly posted:

when we are good we are very very good
but when we are bad we are loving beyond rotten

# ? Feb 15, 2022 09:10

Riot Bimbo: Dec 28, 2006

Sleekly posted:

when we are good we are very very good
but when we are bad we are loving beyond rotten

rotten-ness is a product of privations and excesses and the generational traumas said can inflict

problem is privation has been cyclical for the entire species since the word go, and excess has had plenty of time to do its own damage; breaking the cycle is remarkably difficult and takes place at a pace that's far out-stripped by the agonies generated by these things in the world under the boot of global capital

so, absent outside intervention, we probably hosed.

chances that we get entities interested in helping rather than exploiting is pretty slim tho

# ? Feb 15, 2022 09:29

Sleekly: Aug 21, 2008

Riot Bimbo posted:

rotten-ness is a product of privations and excesses and the generational traumas said can inflict

problem is privation has been cyclical for the entire species since the word go, and excess has had plenty of time to do its own damage; breaking the cycle is remarkably difficult and takes place at a pace that's far out-stripped by the agonies generated by these things in the world under the boot of global capital

so, absent outside intervention, we probably hosed.

chances that we get entities interested in helping rather than exploiting is pretty slim tho

theres also the unfortunate Lowest Common Demoninator rule which i think is underated in terms of explaining how poo poo we come off, as a species

we rightly denounce mob rule but we idealise democracy?

i dont know a way around this really except to veer into post scarcity stuff but even there, greed is gonna greed

# ? Feb 15, 2022 09:44

Fly Ricky: May 7, 2009; The Wine Taster

Bilirubin posted:

same.

Also off red meat. I should drop chicken too but ehhhh waiting for plant proteins to be more widely available.

With complete understanding you already know this and I sound like a prick, there are enough plant proteins at any given grocery store in the modern world to sustain your health and even fitness if that�s a concern. If our species survives another hundred years we�ll all be vegetarian anyway.

I�ll be over here with my vegan lunchbox while I wait for the reptilians to gorge on my flesh and suck the adrenochrome out of my blood.

# ? Feb 15, 2022 11:46

blatman: May 10, 2009; 14 inc dont mez

I feel like anyone who isn't at least mostly a vegetarian at this point just needs to discover soy curls

# ? Feb 15, 2022 11:57

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010; Can't post for 4 hours!

blatman posted:

I feel like anyone who isn't at least mostly a vegetarian at this point just needs to discover soy curls

lentils and tofu have given me good options but these soy curls might just be the next push

# ? Feb 15, 2022 13:14

Sextro: Aug 23, 2014

I identify as a galactus, so I eat entire planets as part of my biologically necessary diet, but I do try and eat mainly vegetarian on weekdays.

# ? Feb 15, 2022 13:20

gooby pls: May 18, 2012

blatman posted:

I feel like anyone who isn't at least mostly a vegetarian at this point just needs to discover soy curls

wow, been vegetarian for over a decade and I�ve never heard of soy curls lol. thanks ufo thread, going to make these bbq sliders now.

https://dorastable.com/web-stories/bbq-soy-curl/

🛸 🍔

# ? Feb 15, 2022 13:31

endocriminologist: May 17, 2021; SUFFERINGLOVER:press send + soul + earth lol
inncntsoul:ok

(inncntsoul has left the game)

ARCHON_MASTER:lol
MAMMON69:lol

i simply eat estrogen. Cuts out the middleman

# ? Feb 15, 2022 13:40

fanfic insert: Nov 4, 2009

Middlemen is good for the economy so i only eat pussy

# ? Feb 15, 2022 13:47

Wheeee: Mar 11, 2001; When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

rampin back up

https://twitter.com/JChurchRadio/status/1493070918481956865

https://twitter.com/katzzman/status/1493271586748698625

# ? Feb 15, 2022 15:06

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010; Can't post for 4 hours!

alright I'm back in :tinylue:

# ? Feb 15, 2022 15:14

blatman: May 10, 2009; 14 inc dont mez

# ? Feb 15, 2022 15:23

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

Fly Ricky posted:

With complete understanding you already know this and I sound like a prick, there are enough plant proteins at any given grocery store in the modern world to sustain your health and even fitness if that�s a concern. If our species survives another hundred years we�ll all be vegetarian anyway.

I�ll be over here with my vegan lunchbox while I wait for the reptilians to gorge on my flesh and suck the adrenochrome out of my blood.

Yes and I eat vegetarian at home.

Edit: and there are more vegan and vegetarian places opening up all the time, its nice

# ? Feb 15, 2022 15:53

Wheeee: Mar 11, 2001; When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

fish is amazing, eat more fish while you can before the oceans turn to poison

# ? Feb 15, 2022 16:02

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

Wheeee posted:

fish is amazing, eat more fish while you can before the oceans turn to poison

I do but not squid or octopus.

# ? Feb 15, 2022 16:09

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

thus looping this derail back on itself and bringing it to a close

# ? Feb 15, 2022 16:09

my bony fealty: Oct 1, 2008

Objurium posted:

been playing with the idea of making a clean linework monogram version of the Nimitz tictac with the tilted F18 crosshairs but feel mildly weird about putting that on my body lol

a frame from GIMBAL or FLIR or GOFAST crossed my mind too but yeah I don't really wanna have a military optical tech tattoo no matter what it's looking at

I am going to look through the Corliss books for cool illustrations, there are many of them and surely some will make good ink

# ? Feb 15, 2022 16:40

Log082: Nov 8, 2008

Wheeee posted:

rampin back up

https://twitter.com/JChurchRadio/status/1493070918481956865

https://twitter.com/katzzman/status/1493271586748698625

aww yeah time for the next bit of the disclosure cycle

# ? Feb 15, 2022 16:45

Wheeee: Mar 11, 2001; When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

i need to start a podcast

# ? Feb 15, 2022 16:46

Barry Foster: Dec 24, 2007; What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

I unironically think that if you want a bird-related tattoo then it should be Radar in one of his many sick-rear end hats

# ? Feb 15, 2022 16:48

Fly Ricky: May 7, 2009; The Wine Taster

Wheeee posted:

i need to start a podcast

Do it. I�m serious, you�re one of the actual content posters in this thread, while dipshits like me talk about dietary choices.

# ? Feb 15, 2022 16:49

my bony fealty: Oct 1, 2008

Wheeee posted:

i need to start a podcast

I'll be your first listener

I have thought about it as well but the space of "one guy talking about ufo cases and other paranormal events" is very saturated already so not sure what my angle could be

# ? Feb 15, 2022 16:57

Wheeee: Mar 11, 2001; When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Barry Foster posted:

I unironically think that if you want a bird-related tattoo then it should be Radar in one of his many sick-rear end hats

radar wearing a camo hat holding an assault rifle 15 and saying don�t mess with zeta reticuli

# ? Feb 15, 2022 17:01

Perry Mason Jar: Feb 24, 2006; "Della? Take a lid"

Sleekly posted:

when we are good we are very very good
but when we are bad we are loving beyond rotten

It takes years of study and hundreds of hours of work to produce a beautiful work of art that I can destroy in roughly 20 seconds.

# ? Feb 15, 2022 17:03

Wheeee: Mar 11, 2001; When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Fly Ricky posted:

Do it. I�m serious, you�re one of the actual content posters in this thread, while dipshits like me talk about dietary choices.

except i have absolutely no energy due to the incredible powers of depression brain

someone write some sick scripts i can steal and take credit for

# ? Feb 15, 2022 17:03

Log082: Nov 8, 2008

Wheeee posted:

i need to start a podcast

i want to guest star and rant incomprehensibly about alien metamaterials for a bit

# ? Feb 15, 2022 17:41

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# ? May 23, 2024 05:54

Bideo James: Oct 21, 2020; you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

hello ufo thread

consciousness is real and will one day be measured and seen by instruments

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noosphere

life is the reason consciousness exists (its a byproduct) and we could probably see planets light up like a light with the right tools

Every conscious being is capable of imagining a universe within the one they are in. its recursive retrospection

# ? Feb 15, 2022 17:49

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