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Invaded by Dark K***ht Kirk The Dark Souls 2 word banlist was amazing
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Shadow Man, being a PSX/N64-gen game, has some interesting hiccups around the seams. In a few spots of some of the levels, you can kind of glitch your way around geometry and end up in bizarre half loaded versions of the level through bypassing what would normally be zone swapping sectors, or by triggering zone swaps in unintended ways. This means you can go out of bounds on the map or climb up an untextured version of a normal structure, which basically always ends with your death because the floor doesn't exist anymore. It's neat to play with, but kind of inconsequential except maybe for clever speedrunners. In Shadow Man Remastered, they not only kept those glitches in the game, they hid extra poo poo in them to find.  There's actually a secret weapon unlock for finding specific glitch spots in every map in the game. What the absolute hell.
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Feb 8, 2022 21:52
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Dewgy posted:Shadow Man, being a PSX/N64-gen game, has some interesting hiccups around the seams. In a few spots of some of the levels, you can kind of glitch your way around geometry and end up in bizarre half loaded versions of the level through bypassing what would normally be zone swapping sectors, or by triggering zone swaps in unintended ways. This means you can go out of bounds on the map or climb up an untextured version of a normal structure, which basically always ends with your death because the floor doesn't exist anymore. It's neat to play with, but kind of inconsequential except maybe for clever speedrunners. They're training you to look for glitches for when the aliens stick you in a simulation.
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Feb 8, 2022 21:54
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Dewgy posted:Shadow Man, being a PSX/N64-gen game, has some interesting hiccups around the seams. In a few spots of some of the levels, you can kind of glitch your way around geometry and end up in bizarre half loaded versions of the level through bypassing what would normally be zone swapping sectors, or by triggering zone swaps in unintended ways. This means you can go out of bounds on the map or climb up an untextured version of a normal structure, which basically always ends with your death because the floor doesn't exist anymore. It's neat to play with, but kind of inconsequential except maybe for clever speedrunners. Marvelous. That's how some of these OoB glitches should be handled, IMO. Fixing it's gonna take a lot of effort, won't affect most of the typical players, and will just make speedrunners play the unpatched version, let's just hide cool poo poo back there.
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Feb 8, 2022 22:03
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Radio Paranoia posted:Invaded by Dark K***ht Kirk I'm nut lover e: lmao, some of these quote:angrydragon e: I just remembered the "angry dragon" thing (like hot carls, cleveland steamers, etc. which are also in the list), so that explains these I think. But wtf about "guppy"? Son of Thunderbeast has a new favorite as of 23:13 on Feb 8, 2022 |
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Feb 8, 2022 22:12
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Dark Souls 2's banlist was insane and even funnier with the total failure of regexDewgy posted:Shadow Man, being a PSX/N64-gen game, has some interesting hiccups around the seams. In a few spots of some of the levels, you can kind of glitch your way around geometry and end up in bizarre half loaded versions of the level through bypassing what would normally be zone swapping sectors, or by triggering zone swaps in unintended ways. This means you can go out of bounds on the map or climb up an untextured version of a normal structure, which basically always ends with your death because the floor doesn't exist anymore. It's neat to play with, but kind of inconsequential except maybe for clever speedrunners. That owns. Halo 1 and 2 Anniversary did the same thing; it's just a fresh coat of paint on top of the old geometry so you could still get around, but if you toggled the new graphics on at the right time, you could find secret terminals, skulls, or collectibles. The speed run par times also generally assume you know where to leave the map and when, with one of the achievements even named after a speedrunner. RBA Starblade has a new favorite as of 22:25 on Feb 8, 2022 |
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Feb 8, 2022 22:23
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lol at the Scunthorpe problem still being a thing.
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Feb 8, 2022 23:06
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PhazonLink posted:lol at the Scunthorpe problem still being a thing. It's a clbuttic mistake.
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Feb 8, 2022 23:11
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moonmazed posted:grass assassin saturday
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Feb 9, 2022 08:36
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It takes a long time to mow your lawn with the hidden blade
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Feb 9, 2022 16:57
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Philippe posted:It takes a long time to mow your lawn with the hidden blade Dude, that's what the Kusanagi no Tsurugi is FOR!
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Feb 9, 2022 18:11
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https://twitter.com/capybaroness/status/1491902057799983111
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Feb 11, 2022 09:10
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Obviously a bug; the UFC banned phasing into another reality in 2015.
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Feb 11, 2022 09:36
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I thought it was still allowed but you had to be QPU-aligned at all times.
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Feb 11, 2022 13:40
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the UFC games always have amazing glitches:  
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Feb 11, 2022 14:14
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time for the annual rewatch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOOT_3U4rZM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X0H709cJkA
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Feb 11, 2022 14:18
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How easy is it to actually replicate these glitches? Is it WWE 2K easy?
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Feb 11, 2022 15:09
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"Omae wa mou shindeiru"
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Feb 11, 2022 15:33
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Good form keeping her guard up for surprise attacks from wherever the hell her opponent transported herself.
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Feb 11, 2022 15:58
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This one's actually realistic, not many folks know but if you kick your legs fast enough you can actually float in the air
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Feb 11, 2022 16:38
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Captain Hygiene posted:This one's actually realistic, not many folks know but if you kick your legs fast enough you can actually float in the air Duh. The glitch is that the ref is facing away from the match.
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Feb 11, 2022 16:46
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Captain Hygiene posted:This one's actually realistic, not many folks know but if you kick your legs fast enough you can actually float in the air You are Luigi and I claim my five coins
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Feb 12, 2022 06:17
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pictured: luigi
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Feb 12, 2022 11:48
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Green, near Mario; checks out.
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Feb 12, 2022 13:27
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on investigating this it looks like luigi does in fact have a deviant mechanism by which he uses his legs for evil presumably anything green in a nintendo game can ignore inertia, c.f. green koopa shells never slowing down when hitting something, or link being able to roll indefinitely
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Feb 12, 2022 16:08
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:on investigating this it looks like luigi does in fact have a deviant mechanism by which he uses his legs for evil Luigi: crab?? 
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Feb 12, 2022 16:10
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Captain Hygiene posted:Luigi: crab?? AIR crab
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Feb 12, 2022 17:09
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kay what about Peach and her hover?
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Feb 12, 2022 21:18
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PhazonLink posted:kay what about Peach and her hover? Compressed air tanks hidden in her garments.
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Feb 12, 2022 21:20
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSAxaS9mrpc Whole channel is gold
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Feb 12, 2022 23:56
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The ending to this one is great https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEErZwz7TQA
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Feb 13, 2022 00:32
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PhazonLink posted:kay what about Peach and her hover? Invisible umbrella. Obviously.
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Feb 13, 2022 00:57
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RE 1.5 is low hanging fruit but this had me crying laughing (timestamped) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDuf8cpOdEs&t=6395s
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Feb 13, 2022 15:07
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https://twitter.com/onion_mu/status/1493265908764069889?t=CeGEghGTzxUSsGJ1esOXkg&s=19
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Feb 15, 2022 04:12
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Alright, going to need an explanation or at least a best guess as to why that happens? Why would circling an NPC cause a background texture to distort in size?
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Feb 15, 2022 11:42
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If I had to guess, something fucky about LODs?
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Feb 15, 2022 11:43
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It looks like it happens specifically when you're directly south or west of the NPC. I haven't played Legends but I would hazard a guess that there's supposed to be a camera angle change that isn't working properly or something.
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Feb 15, 2022 11:44
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kirbysuperstar posted:If I had to guess, something fucky about LODs? That's the best guess. For some reason, loading the full model from an LOD here makes part of the model bigger every time it happens. The NPC they're running around is not needed, and in the replies people replicate it without her being there, it's just that she happens to be at exactly the right distance from these characters that running around her reliably causes the bug.
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Feb 15, 2022 12:08
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The latest patch notes for Star Wars: The Old Republic had this line: "Removed the shrunken and the invisible Tauntauns from the Republic Base on Hoth." Most players didn't know about this bug, so they went to check it out before the patch went live.  I think it's safe to say that tauntaun is smaller than anyone expected (it's the tiny dot below the big tauntaun's head).
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