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By popular demand posted:"double-jointed pussy" ?
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Only the freshest balls will do
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# ? Feb 13, 2022 19:03 |
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freeedr posted:Only the freshest balls will do Well now I feel personally attacked.
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By popular demand posted:Well now I feel personally attacked. Well, I mean, it would be nice next time. I don’t mean to be rude
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# ? Feb 13, 2022 19:11 |
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I actually saw From Dusk Till Dawn in the theater and more than a few people walked out during Cheech's sales pitch
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# ? Feb 14, 2022 00:04 |
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Lakedaimon posted:I actually saw From Dusk Till Dawn in the theater and more than a few people walked out during Cheech's sales pitch I wish I had. A tense little hostage drama was jettisoned for some cheap vampire crap.
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nice
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# ? Feb 14, 2022 16:16 |
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By popular demand posted:"double-jointed pussy" ? That's what happens when you remove the vagina bones.
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# ? Feb 14, 2022 18:10 |
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By popular demand posted:"double-jointed pussy" ? The femalé can unhinge their pussy to engulf prey many times larger.
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# ? Feb 14, 2022 18:19 |
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Byzantine posted:The femalé can unhinge their pussy to engulf prey many times larger. Double jointed whale pussy with queef https://i.imgur.com/qPyfxns.mp4 Pigsfeet on Rye has a new favorite as of 18:34 on Feb 14, 2022 |
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Double jointed whale pussy with queef Settle down there, John McAfee.
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fistful of hammers posted:During a Hudson city council meeting on Tuesday, [Hudson, OH] Mayor Craig Shubert expressed concern that ice fishing could lead to prostitution. Ohio mayor quits after saying ice shanties may invite prostitution https://www.freep.com/story/news/nation/2022/02/14/hudson-ohio-mayor-craig-shubert-ice-shanties-prostitution/6786670001/ Zero One has a new favorite as of 00:03 on Feb 15, 2022 |
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gleebster posted:I wish I had. A tense little hostage drama was jettisoned for some cheap vampire crap. The amazing part to me is that I had no idea about the vampire stuff. It was legitimately a surprise to me. Probably could not happen nowadays. Just one of those things where my family liked going to movies almost every weekend so I saw a little bit of everything. So I like the movie only because it was able to pull that off, which is something sequels or even a series can never hope to live up to.
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Zero One posted:Ohio mayor quits after saying ice shanties may invite prostitution The people were ASTONISHED by his doctrine!
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# ? Feb 15, 2022 01:25 |
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A god damned legend in the fake it til you make it community
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# ? Feb 15, 2022 03:37 |
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Why the gently caress do you need a hut to fish on the ice? Are clothes not allowed on the ice? (Fondly remembering the time when my mum was looking out the kitchen window and said: "Oh the neighbour's fishing on the ice again even though it's Spring already". I looked and said: "No he's not?". And it took us like a minute before it hit what had happened. [He was fine if a bit wet and cold.])
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fistful of hammers posted:During a Hudson city council meeting on Tuesday, [Hudson, OH] Mayor Craig Shubert expressed concern that ice fishing could lead to prostitution. I am from this town originally. All that stuff about astronauts escaping the planet to get away from Ohio is more true every day.
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Milo and POTUS posted:A god damned legend in the fake it til you make it community "Hey, can I join your band?" "Hm, maybe. Play us a little something so we know you're aright." "Oh, uh... I didn't think you'd... actually y'know what? Sure." *presses keyboard button Demo Beat #3* "Hey wow, this guy's sound is so funky fresh. You're in!"
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fistful of hammers posted:During a Hudson city council meeting on Tuesday, [Hudson, OH] Mayor Craig Shubert expressed concern that ice fishing could lead to prostitution. Christ, what an ice-hole.
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https://twitter.com/michaeldfuller/status/1493370137793085440
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nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's been sold nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's been sold. https://twitter.com/Independent/status/1493627604708036620?t=BRDTOSlzlwN-9ysBizINbQ&s=19
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quote:Zero One posted: Doing some fishing Far from the shore Hide in my shack And nail a whore AlbieQuirky posted:The people were ASTONISHED by his doctrine!
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Rascar Capac posted:nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early Somebody track down Delos Harriman and break his fuckin legs
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"The urine revolution: how recycling urine could help to save the world"
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WrenP-Complete posted:I am from this town originally. All that stuff about astronauts escaping the planet to get away from Ohio is more true every day. If one really really really... (five minutes later)... really tries, it's possible to conceive of circumstances that connect the antecedent to the claim, but there's no reason to believe they went to that mental effort to reach their conclusion. "Think of the fact that there's not one state in the 50 that has the death penalty for speeding... though I'm not to sure about Ohio" Why there's a "Florida man" but not "Ohio man" I'll never know.
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# ? Feb 16, 2022 00:39 |
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Do what you want, but judging Ohio by Hudson is like judging California by a suburb of Bakersfield.
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PhantomOfTheCopier posted:
Iirc, there’s a Florida man because Florida’s privacy laws are awful so you can see pictures of mugshots and police reports easily so the funny ones make their way to the internet.
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Florida woman rises to claim the throne! https://www.clickorlando.com/news/l...-officials-say/ VIDEO: Drunken woman on motorized suitcase leads police chase through Orlando airport, officials say
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AFewBricksShy posted:Iirc, there’s a Florida man because Florida’s privacy laws are awful so you can see pictures of mugshots and police reports easily so the funny ones make their way to the internet. This is it exactly. There are published weekly rag magazines you can pick up all over that are arrest records with photos and descriptions of what they [supposedly] did Not convictions, not charges, just arrests. This is not libel or otherwise illegal in Florida
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There are also 7 million+ more people in Florida than Ohio.
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# ? Feb 16, 2022 01:23 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Why the gently caress do you need a hut to fish on the ice? Are clothes not allowed on the ice? It's nicer when you have a bit of a cover to keep the wind off you. You don't need it, but it makes the difference between being able to go out early and stay out all day, and having to go home when the sun starts setting. Depending on where you are and what you're trying to catch you might only have a decent chance at late night and early morning.
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It also makes prostitution easier
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WithoutTheFezOn posted:Do what you want, but judging Ohio by Hudson is like judging California by a suburb of Bakersfield. I judge California by Los Angeles.
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# ? Feb 16, 2022 03:26 |
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Yeah, if I'm getting an icy handjob from an Edmonton hooker, I want the privacy of a hut, thanks.
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trapped mouse posted:I judge California by Los Angeles.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Why the gently caress do you need a hut to fish on the ice? Are clothes not allowed on the ice? You are sitting still in one spot drinking beer for hours. No matter what you wear, you're gonna get cold just sitting there. Especially your hands, which you need to work well when it comes time to fiddle with little hooks and slippery fish. With a shelter it is pretty easy to raise the temperature a few degrees and completely cut out the wind chill factor. It still isn't going to be warm, but you can get it above freezing with a heater. Some of the huts can get quite elaborate, which I assume is where the chilly sex workers would come in. In something like this you can stay the whole weekend, not just a few hours. https://icekingsfishingadventures.com/ A whole rear end Tiny House with hatches in the floor. Facebook Aunt has a new favorite as of 05:46 on Feb 16, 2022 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Why the gently caress do you need a hut to fish on the ice? Are clothes not allowed on the ice? What the gently caress is wrong with Finland that y'all don't have icefishing huts?
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:What the gently caress is wrong with Finland that y'all don't have icefishing huts? Finns prefer to accomplish their ice fishing cold and alone
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