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Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

By popular demand posted:

"double-jointed pussy" ?

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freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Only the freshest balls will do

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


freeedr posted:

Only the freshest balls will do

Well now I feel personally attacked.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

By popular demand posted:

Well now I feel personally attacked.

Well, I mean, it would be nice next time. I don’t mean to be rude

Lakedaimon
Jan 11, 2007


I actually saw From Dusk Till Dawn in the theater and more than a few people walked out during Cheech's sales pitch

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Lakedaimon posted:

I actually saw From Dusk Till Dawn in the theater and more than a few people walked out during Cheech's sales pitch

I wish I had. A tense little hostage drama was jettisoned for some cheap vampire crap.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 30 hours!

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
nice

CellBlock
Oct 6, 2005

It just don't stop.



By popular demand posted:

"double-jointed pussy" ?

That's what happens when you remove the vagina bones.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 19 hours!

By popular demand posted:

"double-jointed pussy" ?

The femalé can unhinge their pussy to engulf prey many times larger.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Byzantine posted:

The femalé can unhinge their pussy to engulf prey many times larger.

Double jointed whale pussy with queef
https://i.imgur.com/qPyfxns.mp4

Pigsfeet on Rye has a new favorite as of 18:34 on Feb 14, 2022

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Double jointed whale pussy with queef

Settle down there, John McAfee.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Ohio mayor quits after saying ice shanties may invite prostitution

https://www.freep.com/story/news/nation/2022/02/14/hudson-ohio-mayor-craig-shubert-ice-shanties-prostitution/6786670001/

Zero One has a new favorite as of 00:03 on Feb 15, 2022

Lakedaimon
Jan 11, 2007

gleebster posted:

I wish I had. A tense little hostage drama was jettisoned for some cheap vampire crap.

The amazing part to me is that I had no idea about the vampire stuff. It was legitimately a surprise to me. Probably could not happen nowadays. Just one of those things where my family liked going to movies almost every weekend so I saw a little bit of everything. So I like the movie only because it was able to pull that off, which is something sequels or even a series can never hope to live up to.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

The people were ASTONISHED by his doctrine!

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

A god damned legend in the fake it til you make it community

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Why the gently caress do you need a hut to fish on the ice? Are clothes not allowed on the ice?

(Fondly remembering the time when my mum was looking out the kitchen window and said: "Oh the neighbour's fishing on the ice again even though it's Spring already". I looked and said: "No he's not?". And it took us like a minute before it hit what had happened. [He was fine if a bit wet and cold.])

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012


I am from this town originally. All that stuff about astronauts escaping the planet to get away from Ohio is more true every day.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Milo and POTUS posted:

A god damned legend in the fake it til you make it community

"Hey, can I join your band?"
"Hm, maybe. Play us a little something so we know you're aright."
"Oh, uh... I didn't think you'd... actually y'know what? Sure."
*presses keyboard button Demo Beat #3*
"Hey wow, this guy's sound is so funky fresh. You're in!"

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?


Christ, what an ice-hole.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/michaeldfuller/status/1493370137793085440

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early

astronaut: moon's been sold

nasa employee: what?

astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's been sold.

https://twitter.com/Independent/status/1493627604708036620?t=BRDTOSlzlwN-9ysBizINbQ&s=19

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

quote:

Zero One posted:
Ohio mayor quits after saying ice shanties may invite prostitution

https://www.freep.com/story/news/nation/2022/02/14/hudson-ohio-mayor-craig-shubert-ice-shanties-prostitution/6786670001/



Doing some fishing
Far from the shore
Hide in my shack
And nail a whore


AlbieQuirky posted:

The people were ASTONISHED by his doctrine!

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Rascar Capac posted:

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early

astronaut: moon's been sold

nasa employee: what?

astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's been sold.

https://twitter.com/Independent/status/1493627604708036620?t=BRDTOSlzlwN-9ysBizINbQ&s=19

Somebody track down Delos Harriman and break his fuckin legs

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

"The urine revolution: how recycling urine could help to save the world"

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!

WrenP-Complete posted:

I am from this town originally. All that stuff about astronauts escaping the planet to get away from Ohio is more true every day.
I finally read it and :psyduck: did I ever make the right decision to get out of that state. "You see this red crayon... pizza parlors lead to child pornography!" That's 70% of Ohioans and the percentage only increases as you head south.

If one really really really... (five minutes later)... really tries, it's possible to conceive of circumstances that connect the antecedent to the claim, but there's no reason to believe they went to that mental effort to reach their conclusion.

"Think of the fact that there's not one state in the 50 that has the death penalty for speeding... though I'm not to sure about Ohio"


Why there's a "Florida man" but not "Ohio man" I'll never know.

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no
Do what you want, but judging Ohio by Hudson is like judging California by a suburb of Bakersfield.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



PhantomOfTheCopier posted:


Why there's a "Florida man" but not "Ohio man" I'll never know.

Iirc, there’s a Florida man because Florida’s privacy laws are awful so you can see pictures of mugshots and police reports easily so the funny ones make their way to the internet.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Florida woman rises to claim the throne!

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/l...-officials-say/

VIDEO: Drunken woman on motorized suitcase leads police chase through Orlando airport, officials say

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

AFewBricksShy posted:

Iirc, there’s a Florida man because Florida’s privacy laws are awful so you can see pictures of mugshots and police reports easily so the funny ones make their way to the internet.

This is it exactly.

There are published weekly rag magazines you can pick up all over that are arrest records with photos and descriptions of what they [supposedly] did

Not convictions, not charges, just arrests. This is not libel or otherwise illegal in Florida

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
There are also 7 million+ more people in Florida than Ohio.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Why the gently caress do you need a hut to fish on the ice? Are clothes not allowed on the ice?

(Fondly remembering the time when my mum was looking out the kitchen window and said: "Oh the neighbour's fishing on the ice again even though it's Spring already". I looked and said: "No he's not?". And it took us like a minute before it hit what had happened. [He was fine if a bit wet and cold.])

It's nicer when you have a bit of a cover to keep the wind off you. You don't need it, but it makes the difference between being able to go out early and stay out all day, and having to go home when the sun starts setting. Depending on where you are and what you're trying to catch you might only have a decent chance at late night and early morning.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
It also makes prostitution easier

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

WithoutTheFezOn posted:

Do what you want, but judging Ohio by Hudson is like judging California by a suburb of Bakersfield.

I judge California by Los Angeles.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Yeah, if I'm getting an icy handjob from an Edmonton hooker, I want the privacy of a hut, thanks.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

trapped mouse posted:

I judge California by Los Angeles.
Yeah it is pretty awesome 😎

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




3D Megadoodoo posted:

Why the gently caress do you need a hut to fish on the ice? Are clothes not allowed on the ice?

(Fondly remembering the time when my mum was looking out the kitchen window and said: "Oh the neighbour's fishing on the ice again even though it's Spring already". I looked and said: "No he's not?". And it took us like a minute before it hit what had happened. [He was fine if a bit wet and cold.])

You are sitting still in one spot drinking beer for hours. No matter what you wear, you're gonna get cold just sitting there. Especially your hands, which you need to work well when it comes time to fiddle with little hooks and slippery fish.

With a shelter it is pretty easy to raise the temperature a few degrees and completely cut out the wind chill factor. It still isn't going to be warm, but you can get it above freezing with a heater.

Some of the huts can get quite elaborate, which I assume is where the chilly sex workers would come in. In something like this you can stay the whole weekend, not just a few hours.






https://icekingsfishingadventures.com/

A whole rear end Tiny House with hatches in the floor.

Facebook Aunt has a new favorite as of 05:46 on Feb 16, 2022

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Why the gently caress do you need a hut to fish on the ice? Are clothes not allowed on the ice?

What the gently caress is wrong with Finland that y'all don't have icefishing huts?

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Vincent Van Goatse posted:

What the gently caress is wrong with Finland that y'all don't have icefishing huts?

Finns prefer to accomplish their ice fishing cold and alone

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