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Jon Pod Van Damm
Apr 6, 2009

THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC



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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I bet you did.

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

can someone translate i'm not so great at speaking wrassleman

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Cold on a Cob posted:

can someone translate i'm not so great at speaking wrassleman

The numbers don't lie and they spell disaster for Ukrainian civilians

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

projecthalaxy posted:

The numbers don't lie and they spell disaster for Ukrainian civilians

thank you

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

projecthalaxy posted:

The numbers don't lie and they spell disaster for Ukrainian civilians

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

projecthalaxy posted:

The numbers don't lie and they spell disaster for Ukrainian civilians

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

projecthalaxy posted:

The numbers don't lie and they spell disaster for Ukrainian civilians

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
https://twitter.com/GREENOCKJFC/status/1492238147442425864

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Does killing your children and then blaming you for provoking them count as toxic?

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/Tomycardy/status/1493329397700771841?t=yylfeNvUEVmHNgA3BitCBA&s=19

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
https://twitter.com/HeathcliffBot/status/1493631338381033474?t=BzIDTLgbEED2JmMFSFy-Zw&s=19

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

https://twitter.com/Your_Pal_Billy/status/1493345096288423949

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule


This is a level of FOMO I didn't know I could experience

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth

the lockhorns but woke

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth


H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

Someone breaks into my house and I immediately get racist.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
yeah what kinda weirdo isn't mostly racist in their car

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

I'm pretty sure this is the most CSPAM thing I've seen in a while. I'm less sure it's okay to post, but I figure if it's a public art project, it's fair game:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Let's see what mods think about that!

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
Wonder when she'll starting getting mad that they haven't done it yet.

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007




Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
personally i'm betting on the puffy nipple phase of transition as IG's cutoff

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

I too have seen the breasted woman. She is dressed in light blue, against a background of light blue balloons. Because of this, her shirt blends into the background until they mix and co-mingle into one. In effect, she becomes like a disembodied head held only narrowly to her torso. She wishes to float away into emptiness, into the vacuous words and beliefs that she propagates, but she cannot. She is held by the physical. By the carnal. She is bound to this world by flesh, and the flesh tethers her here. She will not float. She can never float.



Son of Thunderbeast has issued a correction as of 21:18 on Feb 15, 2022

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Dr. Killjoy posted:

personally i'm betting on the puffy nipple phase of transition as IG's cutoff

I feel like getting into a game of "how big can my tits get before social media says they're too big" could end up going on longer than she is anticipating.

Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008



Yikes!

https://twitter.com/francisxwolf/status/1493373635431739393

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

If I was mr instagram I’d just say, “ah you’re a woman? Ok your nips are banned now” no matter how big the chest

LonsomeSon
Nov 22, 2009

A fishperson in an intimidating hat!

Skull Servant posted:

Someone breaks into my house and I immediately get racist.

*rolls dice, snickers a little* ok, you just bust the gently caress in through the front door. in front of you for some reason is a generic woman holding a baby, with a generic dude standing in front of them. the house looks like nobody has ever lived here, did anyone roll 16 or better on Perception? Ok, you notice there's a cloud of dust coming off of the figures as they suddenly animate.

the man starts screaming racial epithets for elves and dwarves and halflings while dropping to the floor as if poleaxed, beginning to froth at the mouth and bleed from his eyes as he continues to shriek at an impossible volume without breathing. the woman covers the baby's ears and eyes and runs out the door, screaming "let me out let me out let me out let me out" reflex save, anyone who hasn't moved away from the door...

nope, she dodges between everyone's attempts to grab or slow her and pelts off into the distance, her voice gradually fading

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Everyone wants to murder baby Hitler once in a while.

Reik
Mar 8, 2004
You gotta kill baby Hitler.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Reik posted:

You gotta kill baby Hitler.

This seems cruel. He's just a baby, what did a baby ever do?

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

I’d have no problem shooting baby romanov but baby hitler? I’d wait til teen hitler

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007


I mean, heteronormativity is pretty much a perverse gender ideology imposed on children?

Reik
Mar 8, 2004

Jay Rust posted:

I’d have no problem shooting baby romanov but baby hitler? I’d wait til teen hitler

That's outside the scope of the hypothetical. What if you had just one shot?

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
I could kill at least 50 babies, assuming they haven't learned to work together or use knives

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Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

everyone's fixated on killing baby hitler, but if you have a time machine, you don't need to kill him

you can just bring him to the present day, start a gofundme for nazis to donate to, and then abscond with the money

if you get into legal trouble just use the time machine to solve any problem

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